womble Forum Posts (153)

RE: are you proud you are british

SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW



'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH

1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS THAN

WITH ONE SINGLE BRITISH SOLDIER!'

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a

business in Lincoln.



You are probably outraged at the thought of

such an inflammatory statement.
However, we are a society which holds

Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.

And after all, it is just a sign.

You may ask what kind of business

would dare post such a sign.




Answer: A Funeral Home
(Who said morticians had no sense of humour?)


You gotta love it!!!

God Bless Britain

RE: RICH MEN/WOMEN OR REAL LOVE

Money can't buy you love.............................

but you could always rent it !

Help me, i have 'Man-Flu' !!!

As sum dobre blagadaria.

Got to be one of the hardest language's to learn for a western european.

Look at my profile and you will see me in 'Rakia' pics !

And yes it does rock, one of the best !

Help me, i have 'Man-Flu' !!!

Trying,very,very trying...

Kakvo pravish ?

Help me, i have 'Man-Flu' !!!

The weather has been good this week, yesterday was 18c and full sun, today a little cloudy but still warm.
Whats it like in Plovdiv? A friend told me you have also had good weather. i will be in Plovdiv hopefully within the next two weeks...assuming i survive.lol

What does a women want ?

Such a simple question and how it makes us all think of slightly different things.
Most of which are based on our past experiences.

None of us are perfect and we never will be.
We just hope to find the partner that will be the one, thats why most of us are here........maybe there will be further dissapointments but if you are having some fun, what the hell ! the only certain thing in life is death.....so keep on trying and enjoy!!!!

Please Help.....I have 'Man-Flu'!!

Be strong my fellow sufferer, hopefully help is not far away.!

Help me, i have 'Man-Flu' !!!

C for Chronic is the only word you got right,

The actual latin name is....Pleasuremii.

Please Help.....I have 'Man-Flu'!!

yes it is an intelligent virus..if women caught this they would die!

Please Help.....I have 'Man-Flu'!!

hey smoky, now you know what i am talking about, you are a martyr to the cause. What you have described is fairly close to what we sufferer's require but as you cannot catch it you will never really appreciate it's downside...But thanks for trying babe.

To give you an idea of how bad it is....PMT X 1 Zillion, would not even be close, but thanks for trying.

Please Help.....I have 'Man-Flu'!!

Hang on babe, give me time to crawl to the door.......................................................................................................................
Just made it and guess what?..........there was a gorgeous woman standing there and she said she was a nurse ,fully qualified in my virus and would show me how she would make me feel better!

Please Help.....I have 'Man-Flu'!!

I think what you are talking about is the common cold, some woosey men will tell you that they have 'Man-Flu' but its not anything like this medical phenomenon (not sure of spelling) haven't the strength to open my dictionary...fading fast.....

Please Help.....I have 'Man-Flu'!!

Pull yourself together man, it's just a sniffle![/quote

A sniffle you say...a bloody 'sniffle'... How dare you trivialise this very serious request for help.

You have obviously never been with a man that has ever suffered this dreadful condition.

Please Help.....I have 'Man-Flu'!!

Help me, i have 'Man-Flu' !!!

Fell better or feel better, not sure if you meant it as a joke.lol either way it helps and thanks again.

Help me, i have 'Man-Flu' !!!

Will have to wait until 'Cherno More' warms up a bit first.

Help me, i have 'Man-Flu' !!!

Thanks, drugs and whisky are helping to ease the extreme pain I guess you have experienced this before.lol

Help me, i have 'Man-Flu' !!!

Sadly once again in my life i am suffering from...'Man-Flu' and it is only with a 'Herculean' effort that i am able to type this letter.



Now as recent medical research has proven there is no known cure for this awful virus and has the potential to be more devastating than Malaria and like Malaria it can re-appear at anytime.



Ladies do not panic, this virus can only be caught by men.... you are so lucky !



Firstly, do you know of anything that can be done to ease this near death experience?



And secondly, do you know 'Man-Flu' by any other name ?



Please help me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please Help.....I have 'Man-Flu'!!

Sadly once again in my life i am suffering from...'Man-Flu' and it is only with a 'Herculean' effort that i am able to type this letter.



Now as recent medical research has proven there is no known cure for this awful virus and has the potential to be more devastating than Malaria and like Malaria it can re-appear at anytime.



Ladies do not panic, this virus can only be caught by men.... you are so lucky !



Firstly, do you know of anything that can be done to ease this near death experience?



And secondly, do you know 'Man-Flu' by any other name ?



Please help me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: Continue the story - 'On a Cold Winter Day'

Am thoroughly enjoying so far, please keep it up !

RE: South Africa to allow elephant culling

Conrad, the answer is another 34 years......................... as this is the life expectancy of a man in Zimbabwe!

RE: South Africa to allow elephant culling

I think Robert Mugabwe (Zimbabwe's dictator) should be put in charge of this project........as he's been 'culling' his own people very successfully for nearly thirty years !

What does a women want ?

Methinks.......it's you doing the generalising !

What does a women want ?

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it ,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up .

Nash

What does a women want ?

You are confusing me! You are saying that a women in her 20's may be looking for financial security, love and the obvious,yet a women in her 40's is looking for something different......................
And you wonder why us men are confused eh !

What does a women want ?

The question asks what a women wants......i am not telling you anything!

What does a women want ?

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Henny Youngman

What does a women want ?

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud

What is the Gender of a computer??

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


(THIS GETS BETTER!) ?


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ("el computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

My wifes an Angel !

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'