womble Forum Posts (153)

Irish Hunters!

Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could
take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. 'Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the
same plane as yours.' Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and
went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked, 'Any idea where we
are?' 'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year.' Said Mick...........

What does a women want ?

Me!!!!!!!!

RE: a video on where I went

I offer you a duel good knighty.....my mighty long-sword against your huge-penknife of worrying illusion!

RE: a video on where I went

K'nal ! is it true then that size doesn't matter?.........Hone away your 'Pen' at your own sorry!

RE: a video on where I went

Probably a 'very' small pocket book would be sufficient to hold 'SirRusty's-wrinkly..naughty bit's'

RE: a video on where I went

Dragon....keep on being 'naughty', its far more fun and the memories will never runout!!!

RE: a video on where I went

Hi Dragonfly88, well done, loved the final bit with the plane shadow and music detail.........your very talented!

RE: My MUM might has Cancer again .......

My father died of cancer many years ago, and i knew he was gonna die!....Yet i didn't want him to know, that i knew.....was obviously a very difficult and traumatic time for me and my family.
But....my biggest regret was never telling him what a wonderful Father he was to me and how much i loved him...................

RE: INDOOR PLANTS, Whats your favourite..?.. and.....

Avocados are best picked slightly green and then wrapped in old newspaper for a few days to ripen, a banana will help the ripening process, due to the gas they give off!....Don't wait until they fall...they bruise far too easily.

RE: The world has gone MAD, do we need women to rule all countries?

So what would you do if your country was attacked ?......send them a bunch of flowers Love you, please don't do that again!

RE: INDOOR PLANTS, Whats your favourite..?.. and.....

I like it smoky....i find it very educational and informative!

RE: What women want in a man

Thanks Jacko! ... for the reminder of what priorities to set .....


I want a man that is generous and forgetful! ....Your 'round' mate!

RE: being single forever

Thank you,lionheart.........will let you know if it does.

RE: Have you lost hope to find a date in your own area?

Nope! i am still waiting.

Room 101..........

Nope! can't see anybody above me.....if you meant Sir gal-a-bad then i have to disagree with you,once again,lol...LOONIES ROCK AND RULE! What a dull world it would be without a few of us 'nutters' around....we make other peeps feel normal.

Room 101..........

Impale at will 'Good Knight' for it is good 'init' sayeth 'Womble The Impalererer.erer! Wise words my friend! Long may the fair maidens be grateful! Joineth me in a glass of mead

Room 101..........

Rock on Sir Gal-a-had !

RE: Add to this line- your own preferably ---

High on a mountain top
sitting in her attic
was Smoky ......
as always, erratic !

Room 101..........

rusty, how could you do such a thing? we are such lovable 'critters' and do such good work..only today we recycled some old trash ..

Room 101..........

smoky, in you go!

RE: Everything i need to know in Life, i learned them from DON CORLEONE

'Dead men tell no lies'.....not sure where this 'thread' is going.......Who cares...bite the bullet eh !

RE: Explain your CS name

Ya praat kuck,! or something like that....Go well..inny wena enza !

RE: Add to this line- your own preferably ---

No need to apologise....

RE: being single forever

UK Saying......9 months of winter, followed by 3 months of bad weather!

RE: Add to this line- your own preferably ---

The time for rain is nearly over
take your clothes off...and bend over !

RE: being single forever

Wether a twisty road with ups and downs it don't really matter.....one just has to enjoy the journey!

RE: being single forever

Am on a 'Path' at the moment, and am having great fun!.........The journey's only just begun!

RE: being single forever

Make the effort......and destiny will lead you to the right path !

RE: being single forever

Love is just around the corner....you simply have to take the right turning!

RE: European Survey Concening the "brits"

For nothing, natasha555.