me until around half five in the evening, then I go shopping and get something nice for myself... only wishing that the bus driver would not be the person I fell in love with from here on CS, whom he declared was so in love with me but decided to remain single cause he does not know what he wants from life!!
STRESS RELIEF FOR WOMEN! I have used this method of stress relief for years and it always works. It just takes three simple steps to get immediate relief! Step 1. Go up to your source of stress and get a good grip on his balls. Step 2. Squeeze hard!! Step 3. Now SLOWLY count to 10 and then release his busted balls. He will grab his aching balls and you will stand there with no more stress and a big smile on your face!
some men are simply nuts!! its useless to think about it... give him a ring... once, in case he truly got into an accident or something... but not a second time!
why does it should bother anyone? if there is anyone out there who does not like to discuss religion, then it's his choice not to visit the religion threads! everyone has a right to say what he wants!
if there's chemistry, and he tries to kiss, then its fine by me! by i will not approach a guy on a first date.
lately had 3 dates with a guy and he never tried to kiss... never happened to me before, must be honest... but who knows? after the 3rd date, and hundreds of sms that he feels so good when he's with me, he decided that it is better if he remains single!!
btw... i met the guy from CS... no pic in profile, but he was gorgeous!
First I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong I grew strong I learned how to carry on and so you're back from outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed my stupid lock I should have made you leave your key If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now go walk out the door just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye you think I'd crumble you think I'd lay down and die Oh no, not I I will survive as long as i know how to love I know I will stay alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give and I'll survive I will survive
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart and I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry Now I hold my head up high and you see me somebody new I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you and so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested
that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and
wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This
drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
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RE: Head count please. . . . . . .
me until around half five in the evening, then I go shopping and get something nice for myself... only wishing that the bus driver would not be the person I fell in love with from here on CS, whom he declared was so in love with me but decided to remain single cause he does not know what he wants from life!!