your humour is noted, and contrary to some peoples belief, not yours I add, I do have humour... perhaps you caught me on my 'bad hair day'... to be honest, it twas the word 'the' rather than pasta that annoyed me, it made me feel like I was just a passing object, rather than a person... nevertheless, its sorted, that was yesterday, today is here and tomorrow yet to arrive...
I think most people have missed the point that I did not write this and it this was taken from a humour web site, originally intended as a tongue in cheek generalisation on male/female interactions and a very broad generalisation at that... but I think the error was with the original author using the word 'impress', not my choice, I simply re posted from elsewhere... perhaps you should make your own list and post it...
as for where 'the pasta' was, and I rightly or wrongly make the assumption you are refereeing to me... perhaps time zones might have something to do with it? especially given you are in the northern hemisphere and I am in the southern... then again I don't live on the internet like some people do...
fair call in respect of the gender, and I will correct that here, I respect all people irrespective of gender, however I don't need to like them...
with regard to judging you, yes you are right, I don't know you, but your comments in this, and other threads, give me a reasonable insight into your character, flawed or otherwise... I read both your comment and they implied I was trying to impress a woman therefore I was a fake... and its not just women who pick up on those things either...
it appears we disagree on some basics, respect and understanding... not a lot more to say is there.
better still, what about just doing it and other chores too? there are time in life that I am ashamed to be called a man with the way some 'men' treat women as objects or possessions...
going to call you out on this one... nothing fake about me nor do I try and impress anyone, been there done that and got the t-shirt... and its got nothing to do with 'having it or not'... its called respecting women and any relationship you have in with them...
the list is from a humour site on the net, but it does reflect reasonably accurately how blokes don't behave in a relationship... standard 'old school' stuff... bit before your time I guess...
I totally disagree... blokes are far greater whingers and whiners than women in my experience... many blokes think women are gofers, just there to do the their bidding and for their pleasure... wrong on so many levels...
I guess you mean the jewellery... that can always come later... as in a delicate necklace... but I don't drink so green tea is fine... and being naked is not a prerequisite in my house either...
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How to impress a Woman...
your humour is noted, and contrary to some peoples belief, not yours I add, I do have humour... perhaps you caught me on my 'bad hair day'... to be honest, it twas the word 'the' rather than pasta that annoyed me, it made me feel like I was just a passing object, rather than a person... nevertheless, its sorted, that was yesterday, today is here and tomorrow yet to arrive...