1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7
-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 ( bless you child )
8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is ........
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10
Hope everyone enjoyed this as much as I did!! Kids are GREAT!!!
((Now. Since that time I have spent endless times at the US Embassy trying to seek assistance for this. They have a set of requirements that I cannot comply with, for example: provide the school transcripts of the US to prove that he was living in the US at a certain time... Duh! How am I supposed to get those?))
This is easy ...just call the school district, the board of Education where your son went to school. It will cost you a dollar to have his transcripts sent to you.
A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger says:
"I am Obama, "I am promising change and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future." (and there is no way I can let Dude down) JK
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says:
"I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future."
She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:
"I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and can't shun the responsibility to my people by dying."
He grabs the third parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a young school boy:
"I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you."
To this the little boy says:
"Don't fret old man.....
There is a parachute for each of us!
The smartest president of America took my schoolbag...."
I had read through that whole thread myself. My final thought was that, I believe one to be a little low on self esteem mixed with being highly intoxicated ...drowning her sorrows, if you will.
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and I thought I was old! 
buon compleanno 
RE: Who here has a drug problem ?
I have never had a drug or alcohol addiction of any kind, except nicotine