guiriman Forum Posts (2,128)

RE: wine bar

sure, entertaining young ladies is a speciality..leave it to me..i've got my magic ice cubes and spliced cucumber ready just in case...

RE: Heyyyyy :)

hi mamiichula..nice to meet you.. ...we are here just to chat, i think..

RE: wine bar

cos i did get it frolicked not cos i didnt...init? how else do you account for the ice cubes?

oh well..if my takeover bid doesnt have the support of the working class, it's baseless...so it's doomed anyway...just give me a large glass of red instead..

RE: Riddle of the day

santa maria della nieve...you mean they grow the little boats from seed..how they do that?.. ...

RE: Riddle of the day

nice try wedy...but alas..

the clue is in the saw and wooden bench..
this is how he escapes..

he saws the bench in half ... he then put s the two halves together ....two halves make a whole and he climbs out thro' that hole..and therefore escapes being burned on a bbq..

quite easy really..

RE: wine bar

hay man...this makes us related...i want half the wine bar..mine by the ancient rights of unlawful cucumber frolicking smokey, marti, salute from your new boss..


wedy's on the bbq..

RE: Riddle of the day

nobody at all?.. ...that's gonna be a boring new year's then..

RE: What's your favourite picture..

i like a lot of pictures...for example, i like how van gogh makes movement with simple jagged lines...wonderful...i also like edward munch's 'the scream'...which is a painting a lot of people don't like...but it was very significant at a particular time in my life...

RE: Riddle of the day

a man is locked in a cell...there is nothing in the cell but a wooden bench and a saw..how does the man escape?..

RE: Riddle of the day

was the answer to your riddle to use a big bottle?

RE: Riddle of the day

here..

RE: wine bar

limey...mistaken identity...it was rather dark..

RE: Riddle of the day

use a big bottle..

RE: Riddle of the day

i have a riddle to ask...

a farmer had a lettuce a goat and a fox...

the farmer also had a wheelbarrow....and a conundrum. he needed to cross a narrow bridge and could only take one of the three mentioned possessions with him in the wheelbarrow at a time..but if he left the goat with the lettuce, the lettuce would get eaten..likewise, if he left the fox with the goat, the goat would get eaten..

how could the farmer cross the bridge without losing neither lettuce or nor goat?...

RE: Riddle of the day

so kidders....confucious he say sort your tyres out before you get asked...

RE: Riddle of the day

does it have anything to do with which tyre each student said was flat?maybe each said a different tyre?..

RE: new date

if i was to cook at home for a first date i would keep it simple but nice..maybe cotechino, mushrooms and pepper in freshly prepared pasta...i would serve bonarda wine and use some of the same wine in the meal..maybe marinade the cotechino in it a few hours beforehand..

RE: There is anybody alive here?

happy new year, flower....so hot but keeping warm?..umm.

RE: There is anybody alive here?

please define 'anybody' and 'alive'....i might be..

RE: Riddle of the day

the probability of four students having such a sound excuse and still turning up to class is just too small to rsgister in the realm of reality..

RE: Riddle of the day

... why didnt i think of that..

RE: Riddle of the day

no no, phoenix was right...he was a dwarf..

RE: what do you hang on your walls

just to make you larf...

hanging from a wall..

RE: Riddle of the day

well..every well-equipped car has a uniperson twin engined turbo boost james bond type flight box for such emergencies these days..so he got that out the boot and flew to the meeting..am i warm?..

RE: Riddle of the day

yeah well done, Phoenix ...he was a dwarf and couldnt reach the buttons beyond the 4th floor...except when it was raining and he had his umbrella..i forgot to sa that when it was snowing he took his skies and worked on the roof..

RE: Riddle of the day

okaycokay...a hint for you too...what did he have in the rain that he didnt when it wasnt raining? ....not a wet head..

RE: Riddle of the day

itza eezy, he do it lika der motorbike on only two wheels..

RE: Riddle of the day

ah sorry...didnt see this...i'll have to think it over..

RE: Riddle of the day

so how about making a riddle out of a joke...where the listener needs to find the punchline?...a problem halved is a..

okay, so i'll ask another...quite an old one... so it should be quite easy...not that i am calling you old, of course..

there was a man who worked in a high rise office block in the centre of London... every morning when he arrived at work he took the elevator to the 4th floor and then climbed the stairs to the 8th, where he worked..in the evening, he took the elevator down from the 8th to the ground as you would expect..

the man did this elevator to 4th floor, stairs to 8th every day, except on those days it was raining when he left his house, which, this being London, were frequent..on those days he took the elevator directly to the 8th floor...

the question is...why didn't he take the elevator directly to the 8th floor on days when it wasn't raining, but did when it was?...

RE: what do you hang on your walls

at the moment i have a lot of white wall space...i am going to hang decorative paper to break it up a little..the problem with paintings and framed drawings is they need a hanging fixing to the wall...and the walls are newly plastered and shouldnt be marked..is there a solution? i would love to know it..maybe there is a type of fixing that won't permanently mark the wall?..