wine bar (161)
wedwardlinz, Upper Austria Austria680 Threads 7,252 Postsin the real world im thinking of opening a wine bar so i thought why not have a test run here on cs the name of the real wine bar same as here Wedz,s Wine Bar the first night the first 50 customers will get a bottle of roijafor free and there will be nibbles on the tables plus a buffet where for 10 euro,s you can eat your fill normal price for siglo will be 3 euro.s a glass music as well so lets see what happens white house wine costs 2/50 a glass ok we are open but my chief barlady is not yet here please come help me smoky enoy folks all welcome have fun
hey...i'll have an asti if you've got some food to go with it..
Cool...I'll go for the heaviest red you have...preferably from the New World...
hmmmm.........can i have a perrier , please.........
guiriman: I can get buffet for 2,50 euros everyday of the week in any bar down the road....
Here you can even eat the Buffet itself for those 10 Bucks.
Can't beat that with a Baseball-Bat.
Good luck with your undertaking and cheers. If I'm ever in Linz I'll drop by for a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon 
Conrad73: Don't the martinis have to be Stirred? 007-Style?
Yo get "stirred" ... and "shaken" ... depends what you want.
But dont argue with me ... I just work here!
While you are at it, polish that idea some bit more, brand it all something with "Weds-nnn" and launch a full brand-franchising bar business.
I mean, with CS at your fingers, the sky is the limit
And for the Rioja... Salud!
I mean, with CS at your fingers, the sky is the limit
And for the Rioja... Salud!
smoky: Yo get "stirred" ... and "shaken" ... depends what you want.
But dont argue with me ... I just work here!
Weeell,no argument.But dont argue with me ... I just work here!
shot3743: Good luck with your undertaking and cheers. If I'm ever in Linz I'll drop by for a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon
Yes ... Now ... How did you guess what other business Wedy is running round the back of the restaurant? ........
smoky: Yes ... Now ... How did you guess what other business Wedy is running round the back of the restaurant? ........
What kinda bar you call this???
Already dead...no sober soul around??
smoky: Yes ... Now ... How did you guess what other business Wedy is running round the back of the restaurant? ........
Pole dancing and poker. Which of the CS ladies cares to make the first appearance ??????
shot3743: Good luck with your undertaking and cheers. If I'm ever in Linz I'll drop by for a glass of Cabernet Sauvignon
no no they all get shipped to Bucharesti, sector 4. CS has its own Undertaking department.
guiriman: hey...i'll have an asti if you've got some food to go with it..
a 53 Dom Perignon if i may
Evening Smoky Wed
I have a glass of St Emilion
Oh and Smoky, can you leave the bottle on the counter
Yes there just next to the peanuts.
Wheres the goddamn ashtray
sodding EU regs, they get everywhere, hope you have a heated patio Wed
I have a glass of St Emilion
Oh and Smoky, can you leave the bottle on the counter
Yes there just next to the peanuts.
Wheres the goddamn ashtray
sodding EU regs, they get everywhere, hope you have a heated patio Wed
guiriman: I can get buffet for 2,50 euros everyday of the week in any bar down the road....
not with steaks and turkey plus a srter and desert this is a top class joint open all nightsmoky: Yo get "stirred" ... and "shaken" ... depends what you want.
But dont argue with me ... I just work here!
please take note smoky is the manager and my agent so what she says goes ok okBut dont argue with me ... I just work here!
rizlared: Evening Smoky Wed
I have a glass of St Emilion
Oh and Smoky, can you leave the bottle on the counter
Yes there just next to the peanuts.
Wheres the goddamn ashtray
sodding EU regs, they get everywhere, hope you have a heated patio Wed
there is a room for smokers only at the rear thats where you will find the ashtrays and the pole dancing is upstairs along witha bar in the cellar thereis snooker and pool tables and out back a japenese style garden and bowling alley .I have a glass of St Emilion
Oh and Smoky, can you leave the bottle on the counter
Yes there just next to the peanuts.
Wheres the goddamn ashtray
sodding EU regs, they get everywhere, hope you have a heated patio Wed
rizlared: Evening Smoky Wed
I have a glass of St Emilion
Oh and Smoky, can you leave the bottle on the counter
Yes there just next to the peanuts.
Wheres the goddamn ashtray
sodding EU regs, they get everywhere, hope you have a heated patio Wed
I have a glass of St Emilion
Oh and Smoky, can you leave the bottle on the counter
Yes there just next to the peanuts.
Wheres the goddamn ashtray
sodding EU regs, they get everywhere, hope you have a heated patio Wed
Oops sorry Rizla ....... forgot to put up the signs ..... smoking is down over that side, see .....?... where the nice comfortable lounging chairs are. These hard bar stools are only for the non-smokers.
You will notice, I hope, that the peanuts have a spoon in them?..... that is so that you dont use your fingers .... just in case you forgot to wash your hands - please use the teaspoon - to put the nuts into your other hand NOT YOUR MOUTH! Gee, I`m being kept so busy just educating the customers - now I gotta make another sign for the peanut bowl! I think I need a new invention .... something that dispenses one peanut at a time from an overhead machine!... So when you feel like nibbling, you raise your mouth, press a button, and a stream of peanuts rains down into your mouth!..... So now you dont have to toss the peanuts and try and catch them ... just think of it as another form of casual amusement?
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