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smoky: Okay, its Morning time ... FREE COFFEE is on offer to all last nights customers!
And we got a special hangover cure ..... Fresh Tomato Juice, with Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, salt & pepper. A Brown Cow is also good for that insatiable thirst from over indulging ......... All this is Free until 11am, when you may begin again to pay for your drinks.........
Fresh hot croissants are in baskets on the tables, help yourselves........ they`re also free .... Wedy got up at 3am this morning to make them! He wanted to charge for them, but I thought you all so nice you deserve to eat them for free.....
And we got a special hangover cure ..... Fresh Tomato Juice, with Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, salt & pepper. A Brown Cow is also good for that insatiable thirst from over indulging ......... All this is Free until 11am, when you may begin again to pay for your drinks.........
Fresh hot croissants are in baskets on the tables, help yourselves........ they`re also free .... Wedy got up at 3am this morning to make them! He wanted to charge for them, but I thought you all so nice you deserve to eat them for free.....
Sounds great, I'll be right over. Better get some b4 he goes out of business!
Better mind all that Snow,going out the Door,Roof-Avalanches you know.
Always hit you when you least expect it!
Always hit you when you least expect it!
charlos: Ahhh, no we're talking !
Any Chassagne-Montrachet on offer ?
You've come a far way from Sunny Arizona for a Glass of Wine.Any Chassagne-Montrachet on offer ?
smoky: Okay, its Morning time ... FREE COFFEE is on offer to all last nights customers!
And we got a special hangover cure ..... Fresh Tomato Juice, with Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, salt & pepper. A Brown Cow is also good for that insatiable thirst from over indulging ......... All this is Free until 11am, when you may begin again to pay for your drinks.........
Fresh hot croissants are in baskets on the tables, help yourselves........ they`re also free .... Wedy got up at 3am this morning to make them! He wanted to charge for them, but I thought you all so nice you deserve to eat them for free.....
thanks smoky yes free breakfast this week if you were in the night before and got i was here sticker from the machine near the entrance they cost 5 euros happy eating hope to see you all tonight and every night lets partyAnd we got a special hangover cure ..... Fresh Tomato Juice, with Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, salt & pepper. A Brown Cow is also good for that insatiable thirst from over indulging ......... All this is Free until 11am, when you may begin again to pay for your drinks.........
Fresh hot croissants are in baskets on the tables, help yourselves........ they`re also free .... Wedy got up at 3am this morning to make them! He wanted to charge for them, but I thought you all so nice you deserve to eat them for free.....
Conrad73: Better mind all that Snow,going out the Door,Roof-Avalanches you know.
Always hit you when you least expect it!
we got an avalanch free roof installed so no problem folks and its warm insideAlways hit you when you least expect it!
smoky: Oops sorry Rizla ....... forgot to put up the signs ..... smoking is down over that side, see .....?... where the nice comfortable lounging chairs are. These hard bar stools are only for the non-smokers.
You will notice, I hope, that the peanuts have a spoon in them?..... that is so that you dont use your fingers .... just in case you forgot to wash your hands - please use the teaspoon - to put the nuts into your other hand NOT YOUR MOUTH! Gee, I`m being kept so busy just educating the customers - now I gotta make another sign for the peanut bowl! I think I need a new invention .... something that dispenses one peanut at a time from an overhead machine!... So when you feel like nibbling, you raise your mouth, press a button, and a stream of peanuts rains down into your mouth!..... So now you dont have to toss the peanuts and try and catch them ... just think of it as another form of casual amusement?
You will notice, I hope, that the peanuts have a spoon in them?..... that is so that you dont use your fingers .... just in case you forgot to wash your hands - please use the teaspoon - to put the nuts into your other hand NOT YOUR MOUTH! Gee, I`m being kept so busy just educating the customers - now I gotta make another sign for the peanut bowl! I think I need a new invention .... something that dispenses one peanut at a time from an overhead machine!... So when you feel like nibbling, you raise your mouth, press a button, and a stream of peanuts rains down into your mouth!..... So now you dont have to toss the peanuts and try and catch them ... just think of it as another form of casual amusement?
No - you should employ the local village idiot, wearing gloves, to throw individual peanuts into the mouths of customers....... this is the environmentally friendly solution and also makes the village idiot feel important and 'needed'.
He/she can also be given a cigarette lighter to light ciggies for the smokers (but under supervision, just in case he accidentally burns the whole place down).
I'd volunteer to do the job, but I'm over 'here' and not over 'there'.
wedward: thanks smoky yes free breakfast this week if you were in the night before and got i was here sticker from the machine near the entrance they cost 5 euros happy eating hope to see you all tonight and every night lets party
aghm .. Wedy ... a quiet word please ........ round the corner where the customers cant hear, I dont want to embarass you ..... But ..... do realy think the customers are gonna fall for this lark of offering the Stickers for 5 euro..... to eat? Who wants to eat a Sticker? ....... "Edible Bumper Stickers"?
smoky: aghm .. Wedy ... a quiet word please ........ round the corner where the customers cant hear, I dont want to embarass you ..... But ..... do realy think the customers are gonna fall for this lark of offering the Stickers for 5 euro..... to eat? Who wants to eat a Sticker? ....... "Edible Bumper Stickers"?
a quiet word my dear its a card they purchase the night before so they get a breakfast its so we know roughly how many will be in for breakfast elementry my dear thats why im the boss and you get a large bonus to sell the new ideas to the punters in the card scheme you get 2 euro,s for each one sold and the same for each buffet u sell and 10% OF wine and drink sales the other staff get a basic plus tipswedward: a quiet word my dear its a card they purchase the night before so they get a breakfast its so we know roughly how many will be in for breakfast elementry my dear thats why im the boss and you get a large bonus to sell the new ideas to the punters in the card scheme you get 2 euro,s for each one sold and the same for each buffet u sell and 10% OF wine and drink sales the other staff get a basic plus tips
Ahhhhhh.... I wish you`d tell me these things earlier!! Here I was telling them to Eat their Stickers!.. sort of similar to telling to put their stickers where the monkey puts his nuts .........
smoky: Ahhhhhh.... I wish you`d tell me these things earlier!! Here I was telling them to Eat their Stickers!.. sort of similar to telling to put their stickers where the monkey puts his nuts .........
my god they must keep there nuts in their pockets or we will lose the licence oh and on the 23rd we are having a fancy dress party sort of vicars and tarts variety tickets are 30 euro,s and drinks and food are all free all night from 8pm till 5am maximum number the bar can holld is 275 people should be a good night then we are losed the 24 untill the 27th then we start agai and the new year party we be very very special cause we have a very special guest coming and tickets will be 50 euors again all free until we finishat 5ama glass of piemonte and one of those delicious edible stickers, please....what time do the new barmaids arrive? I hear one's gonna be in white trainers and a gymslip... 
by the way, how does this peanut machine work?..
oh, and what's Rusty Knight doing with that spoon in his hand?...
by the way, how does this peanut machine work?..
oh, and what's Rusty Knight doing with that spoon in his hand?...
guiriman: a glass of piemonte and one of those delicious edible stickers, please....what time do the new barmaids arrive? I hear one's gonna be in white trainers and a gymslip...
by the way, how does this peanut machine work?..
oh, and what's Rusty Knight doing with that spoon in his hand?...
by the way, how does this peanut machine work?..
oh, and what's Rusty Knight doing with that spoon in his hand?...
....
(me... rushing around wiping up spilt drinks and putting away this mornings coffee cups and sweeping up croissant crumbs, mopping my brow, muttering under my breath ... got one false eylash glued to my left cheek like a spider)............... arrives at other side of clean bar, in front of Guirri .....
Hi Darl .... here`s your Piemonte
and here`s your delicious sticker - bon appetit!The peanut machine? .... see this button in front of you, the white one? .. well you put your finger on it, lift up your face to the ceiling, and then press the button - but remember to stop in time otherwise you gonna get filled up with peanuts! .. And there is NO spitting allowed here! or puking, or gagging!
Rusty has the spoon cause he cant get the hang of getting his finger off the white button in time - last night he drained the entire machine and we had to dig him out from beneath the pile of peanuts.... We sent all those peanuts over to Lagoonas Croissant Palace - he doesnt know WHERE they been! Innocent fellow that huh? .... serving his customers dressed in his army boots, boxers and bowler hat!
Bars open! Anyone want a drink? There`s plates of snacks all ready ... hot, spicy & delicious, to make you more thirsty.......
And if you lucky, then the new Norwegian guy may pop in here in his search ........ okay, thats only for the girls here, I know you guys are not interested.
And if you lucky, then the new Norwegian guy may pop in here in his search ........ okay, thats only for the girls here, I know you guys are not interested.
so.....
I think I need a drink....
I think I need a drink....
I'll just help myself to the plong then since there's no one in sight.
now... just a thought......
perhaps you're all locked in the bathroom.....
what are you doing there?
let me get that drink before I check 
I've got hicups now
now... just a thought......
perhaps you're all locked in the bathroom.....
what are you doing there?
let me get that drink before I check
I've got hicups now
guiriman: a glass of piemonte and one of those delicious edible stickers, please....what time do the new barmaids arrive? I hear one's gonna be in white trainers and a gymslip...
by the way, how does this peanut machine work?..
oh, and what's Rusty Knight doing with that spoon in his hand?...
by the way, how does this peanut machine work?..
oh, and what's Rusty Knight doing with that spoon in his hand?...
Shhhhhhhhhhhh! I was licking the salt off the peanut spoon when smoky wasn't looking!
Now I'm going to have to pretend I was flicking peanuts at the maitre 'd'; smoky doesn't mind me doing that!
smoky - I love your new pic with a 'local character'....... are you sure he's alive? I swear he looks like somebody from Madame Tussauds.....maybe Prince Philip in different clothes?
dragonfly88: I'll just help myself to the plong then since there's no one in sight.
now... just a thought......perhaps you're all locked in the bathroom.....
what are you doing there?
let me get that drink before I check I've got hicups now
go right ahead help yourself to a drink and put your cash in thebox on the bar marked hytd cheersnow... just a thought......perhaps you're all locked in the bathroom.....
what are you doing there?
let me get that drink before I check I've got hicups now
wedward: go right ahead help yourself to a drink and put your cash in thebox on the bar marked hytd cheers
scuse me, squire...the maltese barmaid in long white socks and gymslip?...
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And we got a special hangover cure ..... Fresh Tomato Juice, with Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, salt & pepper. A Brown Cow is also good for that insatiable thirst from over indulging ......... All this is Free until 11am, when you may begin again to pay for your drinks.........
Fresh hot croissants are in baskets on the tables, help yourselves........ they`re also free .... Wedy got up at 3am this morning to make them! He wanted to charge for them, but I thought you all so nice you deserve to eat them for free.....