wine bar (161)
guiriman: eh a lift home? i thought we were going to Fat Harry's or whatever it is..
I guess this wine bar is closed for business?
venere08: I guess this wine bar is closed for business?
yeah ..Marti took my car keys and drove herself home...she gave me these ice cubes in exchange..not sure what i am supposed to do with them tho.. maybe they are like the magic beans in jack and the bean stalk ..
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venere08: I guess this wine bar is closed for business?
we are open but you are in the jam bar accross the they closed down so now you know you are in the wrong place come accross the road and enyou good wine and good company cheerswedward: we are open but you are in the jam bar accross the they closed down so now you know you are in the wrong place come accross the road and enyou good wine and good company cheers
OPEN NEW YEARS EVE WITH FREE DRINKS TILL 10pm AND MARTI GETS barbqd at midnight smoky is in charge of all festivtes all invited come and have fun at wedz wine bar
guiriman: yeah ..Marti took my car keys and drove herself home...she gave me these ice cubes in exchange..not sure what i am supposed to do with them tho.. maybe they are like the magic beans in jack and the bean stalk .....
The only difference to Jack's beans are that with your body heat the icecubes melt and you ended up with no magic...
wedward: OPEN NEW YEARS EVE WITH FREE DRINKS TILL 10pm AND MARTI GETS barbqd at midnight smoky is in charge of all festivtes all invited come and have fun at wedz wine bar
Weddy...ME barbqd???? that will be a new year's best attraction ever...NOT!!
MARTI: Weddy...ME barbqd???? that will be a new year's best attraction ever...NOT!!
marti you will be the hottest lady in wedz bar MARTI: The only difference to Jack's beans are that with your body heat the icecubes melt and you ended up with no magic...
but you cannot deny that when you put your hand into my pocket to get the car keys.. there was magic in the air..wedward: marti you will be the hottest lady in wedz bar
hey no man...don't bbq Marti, pls...unless you can get another hotty white socky totty in the new year..in which case, how much are the tickets?...
Thank you Boss ... I`m in charge of festivities?
Okay, well we got some lovely ladies who will be doing cabaret, if they have no objections?
My suggestions for New Years Eve are ....... and I`m open to discussion about it .......
Miro will be doing her Magician Act, dressed in her BunnyGirl outfit - fluffy tail, rabbit ears, stilletos and fishnet stockings ... pulling things out of peoples pockets, and making vegetables disappear.
Sommer...?... I think Sommer would look stunning doing the Pole Dance, what you think guys? She could come on stage in her "Hello Dolly" outfit with top-hat, and slowly strip to "Nine and half weeks" while gyrating round the pole....while PPV plays the Cycabix?
Now ... if they`re all willing ... we could have Luscious, Cristina and Issabelle doing one of those 1935 trio Doowadiddy numbers dressed in short pencil skirts and strapless tops....?.. Like you see in replays of those movies where the troops are entertained? ... So that means all the guys will have to come dressed in their Marine/Airforce/Army Uniforms, okay?
Marti ..... Marti ......will be doing a couple Dolly Parton numbers, and then a duet with Lagoony of "Islands in the Stream". Wear your Tux Lagoony, okay?
The House Band will be managed by Phoenix on Henrietta (is she lead or bass?), Guirri on Drums, Rusty on the Percussion instruments, Wedy will make a guest appearance with his Saxophone.
And that is all I have for now ....... any other suggestions, or alterations are welcome... As are any other performers willing to sing/act for their dinner and drinks.
Okay, well we got some lovely ladies who will be doing cabaret, if they have no objections?
My suggestions for New Years Eve are ....... and I`m open to discussion about it .......
Miro will be doing her Magician Act, dressed in her BunnyGirl outfit - fluffy tail, rabbit ears, stilletos and fishnet stockings ... pulling things out of peoples pockets, and making vegetables disappear.
Sommer...?... I think Sommer would look stunning doing the Pole Dance, what you think guys? She could come on stage in her "Hello Dolly" outfit with top-hat, and slowly strip to "Nine and half weeks" while gyrating round the pole....while PPV plays the Cycabix?
Now ... if they`re all willing ... we could have Luscious, Cristina and Issabelle doing one of those 1935 trio Doowadiddy numbers dressed in short pencil skirts and strapless tops....?.. Like you see in replays of those movies where the troops are entertained? ... So that means all the guys will have to come dressed in their Marine/Airforce/Army Uniforms, okay?
Marti ..... Marti ......will be doing a couple Dolly Parton numbers, and then a duet with Lagoony of "Islands in the Stream". Wear your Tux Lagoony, okay?
The House Band will be managed by Phoenix on Henrietta (is she lead or bass?), Guirri on Drums, Rusty on the Percussion instruments, Wedy will make a guest appearance with his Saxophone.
And that is all I have for now ....... any other suggestions, or alterations are welcome... As are any other performers willing to sing/act for their dinner and drinks.
guiriman: but you cannot deny that when you put your hand into my pocket to get the car keys.. there was magic in the air..
dream on manguiriman: hey no man...don't bbq Marti, pls...unless you can get another hotty white socky totty in the new year..in which case, how much are the tickets?...
there is only one other lady who could come close to marti but the tickets would cost 500 euro,s each as witches on brooms dont burn easy they just get singed a little but then all hell is let loose, so better stick with martiwedward: dream on man
Oh, I`m sorry, I thought Marti had her hand in his pocket for the key ... Meanwhile it was Wedy! ...... 
smoky: Thank you Boss ... I`m in charge of festivities?
Okay, well we got some lovely ladies who will be doing cabaret, if they have no objections?
My suggestions for New Years Eve are ....... and I`m open to discussion about it .......
Miro will be doing her Magician Act, dressed in her BunnyGirl outfit - fluffy tail, rabbit ears, stilletos and fishnet stockings ... pulling things out of peoples pockets, and making vegetables disappear.
Sommer...?... I think Sommer would look stunning doing the Pole Dance, what you think guys? She could come on stage in her "Hello Dolly" outfit with top-hat, and slowly strip to "Nine and half weeks" while gyrating round the pole....while PPV plays the Cycabix?
Now ... if they`re all willing ... we could have Luscious, Cristina and Issabelle doing one of those 1935 trio Doowadiddy numbers dressed in short pencil skirts and strapless tops....?.. Like you see in replays of those movies where the troops are entertained? ... So that means all the guys will have to come dressed in their Marine/Airforce/Army Uniforms, okay?
Marti ..... Marti ......will be doing a couple Dolly Parton numbers, and then a duet with Lagoony of "Islands in the Stream". Wear your Tux Lagoony, okay?
The House Band will be managed by Phoenix on Henrietta (is she lead or bass?), Guirri on Drums, Rusty on the Percussion instruments, Wedy will make a guest appearance with his Saxophone.
And that is all I have for now ....... any other suggestions, or alterations are welcome... As are any other performers willing to sing/act for their dinner and drinks.
ok ill blow my horn if marti is bbqd i play some like it hot and the act to finish the night off guiri will keep his hat but that is all wow what a night well done smoky bring your broom just in case we have to make a quick getawayOkay, well we got some lovely ladies who will be doing cabaret, if they have no objections?
My suggestions for New Years Eve are ....... and I`m open to discussion about it .......
Miro will be doing her Magician Act, dressed in her BunnyGirl outfit - fluffy tail, rabbit ears, stilletos and fishnet stockings ... pulling things out of peoples pockets, and making vegetables disappear.
Sommer...?... I think Sommer would look stunning doing the Pole Dance, what you think guys? She could come on stage in her "Hello Dolly" outfit with top-hat, and slowly strip to "Nine and half weeks" while gyrating round the pole....while PPV plays the Cycabix?
Now ... if they`re all willing ... we could have Luscious, Cristina and Issabelle doing one of those 1935 trio Doowadiddy numbers dressed in short pencil skirts and strapless tops....?.. Like you see in replays of those movies where the troops are entertained? ... So that means all the guys will have to come dressed in their Marine/Airforce/Army Uniforms, okay?
Marti ..... Marti ......will be doing a couple Dolly Parton numbers, and then a duet with Lagoony of "Islands in the Stream". Wear your Tux Lagoony, okay?
The House Band will be managed by Phoenix on Henrietta (is she lead or bass?), Guirri on Drums, Rusty on the Percussion instruments, Wedy will make a guest appearance with his Saxophone.
And that is all I have for now ....... any other suggestions, or alterations are welcome... As are any other performers willing to sing/act for their dinner and drinks.
smoky: Oh, I`m sorry, I thought Marti had her hand in his pocket for the key ... Meanwhile it was Wedy! ......
limey...mistaken identity...it was rather dark..
guiriman: limey...mistaken identity...it was rather dark..
deep pockets hold big cucumbers never mind the keys grab the salad ready for the bbqguiriman: limey...mistaken identity...it was rather dark..
deep pockets hold big cucumbers never mind the keys grab the salad ready for the bbqwedward: deep pockets hold big cucumbers never mind the keys grab the salad ready for the bbq
hay man...this makes us related...i want half the wine bar..mine by the ancient rights of unlawful cucumber frolicking
smokey, marti, salute from your new boss..
wedy's on the bbq..
guiriman: hay man...this makes us related...i want half the wine bar..mine by the ancient rights of unlawful cucumber frolicking smokey, marti, salute from your new boss..wedy's on the bbq..
Excuse me! .... Half the Wine Bar just cause you didn`t get your cucumber frolicked? (whatever thats supposed to mean ... I`m just trying to get in the mood here, excuse me again.....)
Wedy on the bbq .... Nah again ... His service he provides to the Austrian tourists is too great! They would remain buried in avalanches if he was not out there rescuing them all day long......
... He used to have a dog called HD, one of those big St Bernard things ... but he objected to the size of its poos he had to pick up on walkies, so now he carrieds the brandy cask himself and does the dog-work.
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Let me help guiriman to find his car keys so he can give me a lift home...wakey wakey man..here some nice cold fresh icecubes and we can leave this solitary bar.
Good night...
eh a lift home? i thought we were going to Fat Harry's or whatever it is..