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I will have a glass of Chablis please...
I fancy one now.
I fancy one now.
Sommerauer71: I will have a glass of Chablis please...
I fancy one now.
I fancy one now.
One Chablis right here Sommer - Saluté!I`m going off duty now ... got some things to attend to .. WHERE`S MARTI? She`s supposed to be on duty now ....?
guiriman: get a li'l viag for chrimbo, weddy?..
not needed i stand very straight and erect without any aids or tablets thank you very much but im fed up of being wrapped up waiting for smoky to get the message ah well another bottle of rioja takes the pain away
wedward: not needed i stand very straight and erect without any aids or tablets thank you very much but im fed up of being wrapped up waiting for smoky to get the message ah well another bottle of rioja takes the pain away
thanks for that ...now i have an image in my mind that i need to erase ....more brandy please..
guiriman: thanks for that ...now i have an image in my mind that i need to erase ....more brandy please..
Yeeah .... that image ... I also got to erase it !!!!¨ ha ha haaaaaaa cough cough ha ha.....
Hey Wedy, stop slurring my impecable reputation! I am a lady of highly refined breeding and genteel manners - I do petit-point embroidery whilst gazing out the window at things like Hollyhocks and roses whilst dabbing my hand embroidered snowy white handkerchief at my brow and mutterîng things like Alas Alas whilst inhaling smelling salts ... and you making people think I smoke funny stuff!!!
Now, can I have some smelling salts to sniff please? .. to take away the image of you wrapped up straight and erect in wrapping paper standing behind the office door!
smoky: One Chablis right here Sommer - Saluté!
I`m going off duty now ... got some things to attend to .. WHERE`S MARTI? She`s supposed to be on duty now ....?
I`m going off duty now ... got some things to attend to .. WHERE`S MARTI? She`s supposed to be on duty now ....?
Here i am in full uniform...
MARTI: Here i am in full uniform...
MARTI! A uniform means some sort of clothing! Quick ... before Lagoona gets here ...... put on an apron ... at least!!!
smoky: MARTI! A uniform means some sort of clothing! Quick ... before Lagoona gets here ...... put on an apron ... at least!!!
But you promised i can adjust as i please innit girl??
Forget Lago, he'll be too busy chasing and massaging blondes he won't notice anything..
MARTI: But you promised i can adjust as i please innit girl??
Forget Lago, he'll be too busy chasing and massaging blondes he won't notice anything..
Forget Lago, he'll be too busy chasing and massaging blondes he won't notice anything..
Lagoony chasing blondes ... exactly .... you know what colour your hair is Marti? you not exactly what I`d describe as Brunette, ya know ....... now at least put something on over that Gstring ... its cold tonight!
smoky: Lagoony chasing blondes ... exactly .... you know what colour your hair is Marti? you not exactly what I`d describe as Brunette, ya know ....... now at least put something on over that Gstring ... its cold tonight!
No no my hair colour is medium blonde not the kind Lago prefers..
And tonight i opted to wear my frilly lacy red granny's XL g/string....looking very decent for the festive season you know..
smoky: Lagoony chasing blondes ... exactly .... you know what colour your hair is Marti? you not exactly what I`d describe as Brunette, ya know ....... now at least put something on over that Gstring ... its cold tonight!
oh come on smokey...
she's got her socks on....what more do you need?...
Are you being served my dear guiriman?
MARTI: Are you being served my dear guiriman?
not as attentively as one might hope...another brandy please...they say it makes you randy...but i've had six and so far only four have worked..
let's make it double but you have to promise not to cause any trouble or else i have to use my tricks of kick/boxing
MARTI: let's make it double but you have to promise not to cause any trouble or else i have to use my tricks of kick/boxing
Just be gentle to the girls here...
MARTI: let's make it double but you have to promise not to cause any trouble or else i have to use my tricks of kick/boxing
me?... trouble? here...you're not getting me mixed up with an older balder guy by chance?
guiriman: me?... trouble? here...you're not getting me mixed up with an older balder guy by chance?
I wonder who are you referring to...
MARTI: I wonder who are you referring to...
Not so busy tonight here..going round the bar holding disinfectant spray in one hand and a vileda shamois cloth in the other.
Here all tables are shiny..
Maybe i go home early..pouring a glass of shiraz..
That's it....ringing the bell for the last orders.
Let me help guiriman to find his car keys so he can give me a lift home...wakey wakey man..here some nice cold fresh icecubes and we can leave this solitary bar.
Good night...
Let me help guiriman to find his car keys so he can give me a lift home...wakey wakey man..here some nice cold fresh icecubes and we can leave this solitary bar.
Good night...
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Me neither ... havent had a rum since the day I had about 6 of them and fell of my barstool. Cheers Guirri and Lago, and a Happy New Year to you too!