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smoky: Oh hi everyone! Sorry, I got caught up in the Christmas rush thing that I try to avoid every year ... damn difficult! Anyway, I have finally given up trying to avoid it - thought it was something I could "retire" from .. but seems that Grannies are integral to it? Had to go searching for fancy stuff for glazing the ham, and getting instructions from the Chef guy for what he needs for the Bavarian ducks he`s cooking, and then forgot I hadn`t gotten a gift yet for my favourite daughter-in-law! Oh lord ... cant wait for the shops to close their effing doors!
So you all have to just serve your own drinks here, and note it down in the Honesty Book, okay? Will try and rejoin you all later. Havent even had my coffee yet today!
Sure glad I can just sit at the Table tomorrow,and indulge in one of my favorite Pastimes!So you all have to just serve your own drinks here, and note it down in the Honesty Book, okay? Will try and rejoin you all later. Havent even had my coffee yet today!
Ja well no fine...where's the slappy with the wine then??...
...what??!!...you mean I am the slappy again!!!!....forgeddaboutit!!
...what??!!...you mean I am the slappy again!!!!....forgeddaboutit!!
smoky: Oh hi everyone! Sorry, I got caught up in the Christmas rush thing that I try to avoid every year ... damn difficult! Anyway, I have finally given up trying to avoid it - thought it was something I could "retire" from .. but seems that Grannies are integral to it? Had to go searching for fancy stuff for glazing the ham, and getting instructions from the Chef guy for what he needs for the Bavarian ducks he`s cooking, and then forgot I hadn`t gotten a gift yet for my favourite daughter-in-law! Oh lord ... cant wait for the shops to close their effing doors!
So you all have to just serve your own drinks here, and note it down in the Honesty Book, okay? Will try and rejoin you all later. Havent even had my coffee yet today!
So you all have to just serve your own drinks here, and note it down in the Honesty Book, okay? Will try and rejoin you all later. Havent even had my coffee yet today!
wow...we should really feel sorry for you...must be terrible being soooo busy...and sure, no problem.. we'll do your job for you...just 1 thing tho..I heard you were taking yourself over to that Jamaican place across the road, dancing the Bachata and drinking some plonk.
...GeeSingle: somebody is going be drunk in here ....remember no drinkin and driving...anyway its feels good to be drunk
Yep,it's the Sobering Up that's a Bi.....h.
guiriman: wow...we should really feel sorry for you...must be terrible being soooo busy...and sure, no problem.. we'll do your job for you...just 1 thing tho..I heard you were taking yourself over to that Jamaican place across the road, dancing the Bachata and drinking some plonk. ...
Yes, thank you, I like people to feel sorry for me thats why I tell you all my problems.........
Yes, I was dancing over at the jamaican place ... until I remembered that yesterday was the last day to do some shopping!
And then ... I had to go buy some green paint to paint that door in the back of Wedys place ... you know? ..... Behind the Green door?
smoky: Yes, thank you, I like people to feel sorry for me thats why I tell you all my problems.........
Yes, I was dancing over at the jamaican place ... until I remembered that yesterday was the last day to do some shopping!
And then ... I had to go buy some green paint to paint that door in the back of Wedys place ... you know? ..... Behind the Green door?
Yes, I was dancing over at the jamaican place ... until I remembered that yesterday was the last day to do some shopping!
And then ... I had to go buy some green paint to paint that door in the back of Wedys place ... you know? ..... Behind the Green door?
you mean ..behind the green door..what's the secret you're keeping.. shaking stevens? ..this bar sounds a right den of inequality..
guiriman: you mean ..behind the green door..what's the secret you're keeping.. shaking stevens? ..this bar sounds a right den of inequality..
green door 1959 frankie vaughn well i will be here for the new year but then i will be away for about 3 months at least but this is christmas and now its near to the time to put the presents under the tree, so have fun folks happy hour from now till jan 1st so buy one get one free cheers
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wedward: green door 1959 frankie vaughn well i will be here for the new year but then i will be away for about 3 months at least but this is christmas and now its near to the time to put the presents under the tree, so have fun folks happy hour from now till jan 1st so buy one get one free cheers :
this is not true...you can't fool us so easily...you get us so drunk that we see double then charge twice as much for the liquor..i've seen some cunning stunts, but this place..
..not so old boy i run a honest bar so buy one get one free and this place is a cut above most of the dives you go in i think
wedward: not so old boy i run a honest bar so buy one get one free and this place is a cut above most of the dives you go in i think
Oi weddy, is this joint opened or closed during the holidays?
phoenix: Oi weddy, is this joint opened or closed during the holidays?
OI phoenix yes wedz is open so enjoy a drink and a meal smoky is on duty today with marti so be happy cheerswedward: OI phoenix yes wedz is open so enjoy a drink and a meal smoky is on duty today with marti so be happy cheers
"Smoky is on duty today" !!!!!
Wot a boss man ..... ! I log in and find I was supposed to be "on duty" yesterday!When the staff is away the boss is supposed to be on duty.. innit? ............ Or ..... are you back into rescuing avalanche victims up there in Austrian Alps Wedy? If so I will forgive you, I know how much good you are doing, trudging through deep snow with your brandy barrel around your neck ......
Barman, it's been a long day...I'll have a stiff one please!!
...ehm, let me rephrase that...I'll take a double...
...ehm, let me rephrase that...I'll take a double...
Lagoona22: Barman, it's been a long day...I'll have a stiff one please!!
...ehm, let me rephrase that...I'll take a double...
...ehm, let me rephrase that...I'll take a double...
A double What? ........
I've spent the last 2 hours on my knees trying to fix a lock...I suppose I can conclude I am not the servile type...my knees are killing me...I'll take a double anything, as long as it's alcohol...
smoky: A double What? ........
Lagoona22: I've spent the last 2 hours on my knees trying to fix a lock...I suppose I can conclude I am not the servile type...my knees are killing me...I'll take a double anything, as long as it's alcohol...
On your knees to fix a lock? .... Why? Dont you know its against the law to go around kicking in locked doors?
Okay fella, here`s a nice big double something for you - guaranteed to make you feel like you got no more knees! But please sit down before you drink it, okay?
Thank you...funny, I feel kneeless now...
Is it illegal to kick in your own door??.....
Is it illegal to kick in your own door??.....
smoky: On your knees to fix a lock? .... Why? Dont you know its against the law to go around kicking in locked doors?
Okay fella, here`s a nice big double something for you - guaranteed to make you feel like you got no more knees! But please sit down before you drink it, okay?
Okay fella, here`s a nice big double something for you - guaranteed to make you feel like you got no more knees! But please sit down before you drink it, okay?
let me invite lago to join me in a double cuban rum and coke....you too smokey...happy new year...happy new beer, everybody..
I haven't had a rum in years...cheers!!
guiriman: let me invite lago to join me in a double cuban rum and coke....you too smokey...happy new year...happy new beer, everybody..
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So you all have to just serve your own drinks here, and note it down in the Honesty Book, okay? Will try and rejoin you all later. Havent even had my coffee yet today!