laptalapta Forum Posts (38)

RE: THE END OF THE WORLD

Just found a jar of salad dressing in my cupboard,sell by date 21.12.12.I think it is mayonaise

RE: willie

Jac,all the males are pictures of knobs,insulting our Bard !!

Prynhawn da,from a Welshman in Northern Cypruscool

RE: what do u think about asian girl ???

I have had 2 Filipina gf's in Northern Cyprus,Had 2 great holidays last year in Philippines[with the same young Filipina]
When I sell my house in N.Cyprus I am going to live in Phil.
They are beautiful inside and out.Always a big smile.
In Philippines,it is accepted that a mature Westerner can go out with a young Filipina

I could never look at a European woman again.

ages of my Filipinas;:20years younger than me,32 years younger,and 38 years younger

RE: unusual OR funny quotes

I love the great British comedian,Spike Milligan:


"I told you I was ill"put it on my gravestone

RE: top joke in UK

I just bought some replica Mr.Kipling cakes....they were exceedingly good fakes !!!!!doh

RE: Amusing Anecdotes

Ok another lovely one with my Russian lady when we had a few days in Istanbul.As you clever people know,Istanbul is half in Europe,half in Asia
There are a group of 7 islands in the Sea of Marmara.We caught a ferry on the European side to do the 7 islands,and you can get on/off as you please.About the 3rd island we got off had some lunch a few glasses of wine and relaxed in the sun.
Then I spotted a ferry coming,so we caught it,to the next island.{I thought}
We sailed for some time,then approached land.Marina,my Russian friend says "Wow,this is a big island,what is it called?"

"Asia"I replied !!!!!We had crossed the Bosphorus !!!

A few weeks later,after she returned to Russia,she bought a new cat.........
.....................and called it "Asia"

RE: Amusing Anecdotes

I live in beautiful Northern Cyprus.I had a lovely Russian lady here on holiday.We went on a jeep safari into the Kyrenia mountains.Halfway up the mountain,the guide gave a talk on the wildlife here,and mentioned there is a small viper that could poison you.But not to be scared because they are quite rare.
Then he said we will drive to the top of the mountain,and "anyone scared of heights?"

My Russian lady turned to me and whispered "What's a height look like?"

RE: Whats your best joke?

A tough looking group of bikers were crossing a bridge and they saw a pretty teenager about to jump off.
The leader,a big burly man,stops,gets off his bike,and asks "what are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide"says the teenager.
The biker says "Look before you jump,why don't you give me a big kiss,and you go with a nice memory?"
The teenager thinks for a moment,then gives the biker a long deep passionate kiss.
"Wow "says the biker "that's the best kiss I have ever had.You have a real talent you will be wasting,and you could be famous.Why are you going to commit suicide?"

"Because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl !!!!"

RE: Backgammon

I am British but played backgammon in Turkey on holidays for 10 years,now play often in Northern Cyprus...here it is called Tavla.

Anyway I can help

Mike

RE: Hottest older guy?

Why is my name not on the list??

And I'm available


Mike

Rugby Joke

I'm a Welshman living in Northern Cyprus but following my team on TV




An Englishman,Scotsman and an Irishman went into a bar..............



The Welshman couldn't.He is still in New Zealand !!!!applause rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Do you have an age range that you prefer in a potential date?

They say "age is just a number"I feel so good at "69"...my age but I still like that !!!!
I have dated ladies still in their 20's.I do not feel "a dirty old man "We have enjoyed the evening,the meal,bbq under the stars,swimming usually naked in the pool,and making love afterwards"
I pray to God/Allah I can be the same in 10/20 years.

Mike
Northern Cyprus

RE: No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile. :-)

Love that story...here's mine "senile" story.
Oh I am 68 not long to go


2 elderly couples walking slowly,men in front,women a couple of paces behind.

First man said "we went to a lovely restaurant last night "
The other replied "Oh,what was it called?"
First man,"ummmmm....errr what's that flower that smells nice,and has thorns?"

Second man "Rose?"

First man "That's it,Rose,what's the name of the restaurant we went to last night?"doh

RE: Don't you think mature and older men are more flirty and a big time player?

I am 68 years young,I love life,love kissing and making love to my younger girlfriends.But now feel it time to settle down.Having been married 3 times,I just cannot find the right person.
Do I settle for "owt's better than nowt"
Being a Brit,now retired in Northern Cyprus,there is little choice of women.Cypriots seem to want a ring on their finger,British women are grannies before their time.
At least Slavic women appreciate the mature mankiss

RE: Which one is the beautiful city in the world ?

I am Welsh but have retired to Northern Cyprus,and I love it here.
But I go to Istanbul when I can.It is so beautiful,History,culture and Eastern ladies !!!!cheering

RE: Someone twice than my age...

I am 68 years young,and looking for that younger lady.In the past few years have dated ladies in their 40's and 50's.There has been no problem,in or out of the bedroom!!!
It's is just my location in Northern Cyprus where I cannot find a suitable date.
Mike cool

RE: Girls from Eastern Europe.

I met a Filipino lady some 3 months ago,I'm 67 she is 50.We can only meet on a Sunday,but she is fantastic!!!Sorry so late in life that I have met such a lovely lady.And we meet her friends all of whom are happy,and wanting to meet the more mature Western man.
Oh I did marry an Uzbec lady,lasted 2 years.
Mike

living in northern cyprus

My user name is lapta.ok I am 66 but miss the scent of a woman.
I moved here to live September last year.But to my regret no suitable women on this island.It is beautiful here..although rain for a week.But 300 days of sunshine each year.I would like to meet younger ladies of any nationality for a meaningful relationshipcool

turkish republic of northern cyprus

My computer is being packed for the container Sunday,so will lose for about 3 weeks.
I'd like to thank all for their good wishes in my new life.
I pray to God/Allah that peace will prevail in ALL of Cyprus.I trust that both sides will agree and there will be an amicable solution to the problems of ALL Cyprus.
I look forward to meeting and becoming friends with ALL Cypriots.
Goodbye United Kingdom with ALL your problems.I am not sorry to be leaving.
Mike
uk dancing cool laugh

turkish republic of northern cyprus

Thank you very much for such an informative reply.Just glancing through there are some detailed and precis facts.This will be my wekend reading,and will reply after the weekend
One or two quick remarks

Cypriots,from the North or South,My experience is obviously in the North.Please please let me meet and become friends with Southerners<We are all God's creatures>
You are correct about the settlers from the mainland.Butthat is another matter.
You are assuming The results of the just started talks,about Turkish troops in the North.This is a major point of discussion.
The North is not recognised by any country but Turkey and is it Azerbahjan?....it is not part of the EEC.
Because the French are not happy to have Muslims in their "Christian"club.
I will give a more detailed reply Monday.
lips cheers

turkish republic of northern cyprus

Thank you Happy Bunny.I have been holidaying in Turkey for many many years....and love the culture,history,food,people...that's why I chose the North part of the island..<toned down where I live too>
I hope I enjoy as much as you.
Maybe we can meet in the capital soon
Mike
xxhandshake cheers

turkish republic of northern cyprus

I never claimed that Turkey has rights!!Just that Greeks have no rights.
I pray to God /Allah that the island becomes Cypriot !!! heart wings

turkish republic of northern cyprus

Well well said................serife.
I agree altogether .Mikecheers handshake

am I too ambitious trying to date younger women?

Well Mike...2 Mikes and I lived in lovely Broadstairs for 4 years..Chatham House School.

So next weekend I'm off to live in Northern Cyprus..not going to take anyone because of all the negative comments on this site.
I will find someone there.
And Mike you make a good point about that little blue pill.It does,i'm sure,make you act younger.And I think I am better and last longer than in my forties.
Ok I will find that much younger woman....she will make me feel and act much younger.What the hell I'm going to enjoy the rest of my life!!!
Sunshine,sea,sand and something else...It's the mind that goes first,not the body.
Bye to all of you cheers

turkish republic of northern cyprus

Thank you Sharon,I hope to fing friends with both Turkish and Greek Cypriots.Read my reply re histoty of the island.One day the world will find out the real reasons Turkish troops had to come to save the Turkish Cypriots

turkish republic of northern cyprus

I suggest you read accurate history of Cyprus.....the Greeks have no legitimate right to any of the Island.
The Greeks after the British hastily left,were responsible for ethnic cleansing,putting a corrupt military junta in charge of civilian population.It is a shame that you hold these views.The politicians are trying very hard for some sort of agreement for the whole island,to bring peace and prosperity.Remember the song "Give peace a chance".
Or will you be bitter all your life,and if an agreement happens,will you form EOKA terrorists again??
I'm glad I chose the North to live.Turkish Cypriots are such lovely people.

turkish republic of northern cyprus

Hi I'm a 66 year old coming too live in Northern Cyprus before the end of this month,by myself.Have already made a few contacts through this site,but would love to make a circle of friends,male and female,to give me advice where and what to do there.British,Turkish.Greek all nationalities.
Woulkd be nice to meet odd drink,meal.
I've been holidaying for 7 years,but I know living there will be a little different
Look forward to hearing from you.My container leaves monday 15th.,i hope to be there by 21st Sept
Mike based in Lapta cheers

am I too ambitious trying to date younger women?

I am a stupid old fool.I met a beautiful very young lady several months ago from this site.And we hit it off straight away.She has met all requirements and I have fallen deeply in love with her already.
We have met several times,and,several times cancelled our dates.Now I feel we are both ready to commit to one another.
So I will be disappearing off this site soon.
Thanks for everyone's advise and to the nice people I've been in contact with.Only one person I've met,but you Porcha are my dream.
Love you so much
Michael
x x x x cool

am I too ambitious trying to date younger women?

Well it's a shame I'm not looking for a man then.
I'm off tomorrow to the sunniest island in the Med...Northern Cyprus.
Goodbye
Mike

am I too ambitious trying to date younger women?

I love Maltese people,in fact my last girl friend is half Maltese.We are considering getting back together<and she is 49>.So may be disappearing off this site soon.
My question is why there are so many nice ladies from Malta on this site?Do you know any of them?
mikehandshake

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