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RE: Say The First Word That Comes Into Your Head From The Last Word Posted

comedy

RE: any ladies like a good time

true if you dont ask you dont recieve confused

RE: any ladies like a good time

i suppose a dumb priest never got a parish

Obama New President does it really matter

well lets hope the us economy gets a boost so they can reinject the european banks after the subprime lending fiasco.

it seems to be that the republicans have always destroyed the us economy the democrats come in and clean up and hand it back to the republicans the next election

Obama New President does it really matter

didn't think bob the builder reached that far laugh

Obama New President does it really matter

As they start a new chapter in the history of the united states I find myself asking does it really matter that there is a new face in the oval office.
Does it really effect the way my life is run. I admit that I've got caught up in the whole Obama retric and pomp and ceremony of it all.

But why should we be interested in what happens in the U.S.

I know I'll be up bright and early for work tomorrow morning the same as always.

RE: Well Its Ladie's Night and its a Free Bar......

don't think its the length of kilt at all but what i do know is how to find out what clan he's from.

you look under his kilt and if he's got a quater pounder he's a macdonald so i've been told. laugh rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Anyone want to join a Dating Site ?

no problem jump right in

RE: Anyone want to join a Dating Site ?

as with most words it depends on the context, but id say your informing someone that they have ever so slightly to mildly, offended/upset you in a very displeasing manner and should so reflect on their conduct and in future consider the feelings of others before acting.

The next step above langer is you c**t but thats a whole different matter.

RE: What are the plans??

This year, I resolve to:


Put the petrol hose back

Always replace the petrol nozzle
before driving away from the pump.


Double-check before leaving the toilet.

I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the bathroom.



Slowing down saves lives

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.



Clean underwear is a must in many situations.

I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".



Put a lot of space between you and them.

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

and finally

To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

RE: Happy New Year To All.

no it's but i posted the link in a new window it looks nice

RE: Happy New Year To All.

the brackets you need look like this [ ]

RE: Happy New Year To All.

To use an image you must put the image URL between img tags.
Here is how to find an image URL of an image:

1. Right click on the image and select "properties".


2. The URL will be in the properties window. Place that URL between the img tags:


3. Place the URL between img tags.

basically you need to place IMG in brackets before the http part of the url and also at the end open bracket / IMG close bracket.

hope this helps rob.

RE: So Whats Your

If you think us ordinary folk have a lot to give up, spare a thought for the celebs may i suggest a possible resolution for Simon Cowell

2008 has been another barnstorming one for the Cowell, but there’s still room for resolutions. Perhaps it’s time to put those super powers to good use and help the Beeb resurrect Top of the Pops! Yes, this would mean defecting from ITV, but he's got so much flippin’ money now that it doesn’t really matter who he's working for, and it’s about time he took on a new challenge. And he shouldn't worry about feeling lonely without his X Factor mates – he could install Eoghan Quigg and Diana Vickers as the TOTP presenters! Ooh, think of the chemistry…


grin

RE: So Whats Your

new years resolutions come in one year and out the other.....doh

RE: So Whats Your

for 2009

This year, I resolve to:


Put the petrol hose back

Always replace the petrol nozzle
before driving away from the pump.


Double-check before leaving the toilet.

I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the bathroom.



Slowing down saves lives

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.



Clean underwear is a must in many situations.

I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".



Put a lot of space between you and them.

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

and finally

To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

RE: Your views please

go for the laugh i've got some friends who are gay they can be great craic. now mind you i wouldn't spend the whole night there i'd prefer to be amongst my own persuasion. if you feel uncomfortable i'm sure they'd be no objection in leaving you leave. maybe arrange to meet other friends else where just in case.

Santa Goes Online……

With the elves putting in overtime to get all the toys built and the reindeer on a strict high-protein, low-fibre diet Santa is just about ready to get to work.

Forget the long queues at the shopping centre this year Santa has gone on line.

Now, Santa will send you (or rather, your child) a personalized video message that refers to them by name and home province, shows a picture of the little one in Santa’s book, and hints at what he or she will be getting under the tree. Santa really DOES know everything!

This clever website works by asking you to fill out some information about your child and upload a picture, then it creates a video message to the youngster from Santa himself.
The video can be accessed any time by a password-protected link, and even the most tech-savvy kid will probably find it kind of cool.

I wish they’d had this when I was a kid …

paste the following Link to access:

RE: ladys only

after all a verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on LOLcheers

RE: Holy mary mother of god!

you could do worse rich widow short breath how bad at least you can marry for love after that. roll eyes laugh

RE: toys

Wild Planet video spy car i'd recommend if you paste the below link into your browser you'll see what i'm on about for some reason it wont allow me add a pic


RE: Christmas Ears

saviour day cliff

RE: Christmas Ears

driving home for christmas chris rea. and all i want for christmas mariah careyyay

RE: What are you here for???

first of all i wanted to meet that someone special. But don't think that's going to happen any day soon so here for the crack. no the site hasn't fulfilled what i joined for but have met some really funny people on line.
don't think these sites really work but i dare someone to prove me wrong.

A Russian woman married an English gentleman

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever
>after in London.

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>However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage

>to communicate with her Husband.

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>The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day,

>she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs.

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>She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked

>like a chicken And lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got

>the message, and gave her the Chicken legs.

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>The next Day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know

>how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse

>to show the Butcher her breasts! The butcher understood again, and gave

>her some chicken Breasts.





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>The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

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> Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to The

>store...

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> What were you thinking?

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> Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English !!!

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> Now get back to work...

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RE: Guys n Dolls, where's the craic??

i'll leave that one to wexlady and bluebell grin

RE: Guys n Dolls, where's the craic??

that left with the knickers string welcome back

RE: Help with site

Probably need to download a new version of javascript rob

RE: a 69 or '09?

the old ones are the best confused

RE: a 69 or '09?

68 you do me and i owe you one drinking

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