well wasn't really a practical joke.. but when i was working at a nursing home on the "locked unti" we decided to have a st. patricks day party for the residents.. my task was to pic up green colored alchohol free drinks.. i don't drink and can't even remember now the name of it.. any ways..i went and asked the guy at the counter for the brand they told me too.. he gave 12 bottles of the stuff .. i took it back and we gave it to the residents.. and they all started acting very diferent.. one of the nurses checked the bottles and said oh my goodness.. you got the wrong one..this is alchohol.. so we had to deal with some drunk dementia and ahlzhiemhers patients..was funny..after we knew evey one was going to be ok..
hehe..well like most i have many to tell.. but one that came to mind was when a friend suggested i do a facial mask before i went on a date ..and i had never done one b4 so i put the goop on and your suposed to let it dry.. i was already dressed and had my hair pulled back so not to get it on my hair.. and a robe over my clothes.. i had just started takeing a new allergy medicine that if i sat down for any period of time would get sleepy.. i fell asleep waiting for it to dry.. i woke up to the door bell.. and yanked of my robe..let my hair down and answered the door.. to my date standing there with a stunned look..when i realized i still had on the blue goop.. was called smurf for the longest time..lol
well well..now ya see..once again..it's only me..off i go to my lonely room ..were i lay alone too..so sad i am ..no one to tuck me in..so off i go once again.. to dream of desires and lustfull sins..
flthrottle Forum Posts (532)
RE: Joe's muttles!
wow now Joe's getting deep..heheok well glad your around ..but never around long enough..lol
i will still call you hit and run.. ;-)
hope every one is doing well..