omurchu22 Forum Posts (720)

RE: The worst, of the worst chat up lines!

Some Women have great manners dont they ...

More power to your friend for her quick thinking and she got a kiss from you as well so she trumped twice

RE: The worst, of the worst chat up lines!

How could i of missed that one

RE: The worst, of the worst chat up lines!

Yes too many take aways

RE: The worst, of the worst chat up lines!

whoops i forgot your a techie phobeee ...I ate way to much over the halloween my bellys sticking out

RE: The worst, of the worst chat up lines!

Gonna have to leave this one to the younger guys Nice profile by the way


Oh go on then ........I like the following :

I wanna melt in your mouth, not in your hands

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Can you give me directions? ["To where?"] Your heart.

RE: Hello again!!!!

hello and good morning Cathy,

RE: What did everyone do for Halloween?

thats cos your a good catholic girl

RE: OK !! whose here on this cold sat night

I Have a good friend in the Uk who got Diabetes 10 years ago and kept it to himself, 3 years ago he went blind...his marraige has failed and everything has gone bad for him...

I meant to say something calming and well wishing but seemed to of crashed and burned at this one..............At least you still have your looks your Charm your Personality and loads and loads of friends here on CS

i know you cant but hey ill have one for you...one for me...one for you...one for me

RE: OK !! whose here on this cold sat night

Solitare the game on the computer or the ann sommers one lol

RE: Has everyone got dates tonight?

Nope im heading down to dunnes stores for a pack of biscuits.....next time though , next time

RE: Has everyone got dates tonight?

Oh My Word !!!!................you really wont believe me,

I won nothing on the big prize but the lotto plus on the euro millions ..oh my my my .who

would of believed it ....A poor auld country fella like me .......Ill check it later .just preparing myself for the win

RE: Has everyone got dates tonight?

Did you bring a doggy bag for me .....Just Post it to :

People in need .they know where i live





Actually ive got to check my euro millions from last night so instead of staying in again tonight (this saving up lark is boring) I could be cruising on the shores of ??....

runs to find lotto ticket ..........................

RE: Has everyone got dates tonight?

No all alone again ...... but my dancing has improved lol

1 2 3 4 turn 1 2 3 4

RE: happy birthday to scorpiosiren

wi wiz u da appi bfdy . av a gud un hun an u iz de best mi m8 sid u iz g8 ....

Happy Birthday SS

RE: favourite xmas song

Come they told me purr rup per pum pum ..ill give up typing that its too complicated

RE: favourite xmas song

Listen ill push your zimmer frame around if i see you at the christmas party

Didnt gary glitter do some christmassy songs...............though its not pc to play his music anymore unless your having a teenage disco for girl guides

RE: favourite xmas song

Yo Blood wha hap nin in the hood

RE: favourite xmas song

.So here it is merry christmas , everybodys having fun , look to the future now its only just begun ..

Was that wizard i cant remember

ITS CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!

RE: Favourite romantic lyrics.

Mine isnt " crying"

RE: funnies

Someone doesnt like the Newfies lol (Newfoundlanders..me thinks)


Loved the Granny one too

RE: just for fun like ... would you with the person above ... YES or NO

No I dont do foot jobs

RE: Are you alone for christmas

Yippeeee im not going to be alone for christmas...........my mail order bride should be here on the 24th permiting no postal strikes

RE: Are you alone for christmas

Hi Mary,

listen if your on your own for Christmas im having a big party and inviting a lot of friends, were going to Carlingford yacht club first for a few drinks and a wee boat ride .then back to the house for a major firework display with some more drinks and a specially prepared dinner .

Ive even organised a musical quartet to play in the garden near the marquee

so if your doing nothing .......






can you come and help with the parking of the cars











nice to dream isnt it

RE: xmas presents for men

Hi , Yes its a bit chilly.



Little willy shouted over to his friend "got a rubber Johnny"

"No not on me willy"............

RE: xmas presents for men

twas only kidding

but the voucher thing is good..I always buy about €100 worth of lotto tickets for my parents as they could win more plus they love scratching the tickets and chatting what they will do if they win ..

RE: xmas presents for men

Hey a Voucher is a good idea.....Your bros can get `what they want and if they wait till jan they can avail of the jan sales ............i know what im getting my sisters and bro this year

A VOUCHER......... from a funeral home

RE: xmas presents for men

Yeh .I mean they give you crap prezzies wrapped up really nice and when you go to tear them open they say " dont you like the wrapping paper"


NO i just want to tear something lol




Sooo fed up with Val doonigan jumpers and slippers at this stage and worse they pass it on to their kids.. its a woman thing isnt it ??? look if you cant buy anything that i want beer is good....


UGHHHH huhhh........sorry i ranted didnt i

RE: xmas presents for men

I wish to lord my sisters would stop buying me aftershaves or socks lol.... Last year i was given a cd of El Divo and told next time im chilling with a bot of red to listen to it.

MOTHER OF GOD.!!!!!! IT DOESNT LEAVE THE CAR NOW lol some of the songs are haunting ....but dont forget to get the bottle of wine.


another option as your from Drogheda...........buy them some "Dundalk is great" hats .always goes down a treat in the westcourt or black bull

RE: where wud u like to go for xmas nite out

What about the ferry to France from wexford your return trip is about €120 for 2 nights including your room..........cinemas restraunts bars

and if you need to crash out for a day before departure ... why not stay at wexford ladys house or jampets

Im sure they wont mind

RE: clock going back

Morning K