omurchu22 Forum Posts (720)

Why parents drink

Hey it just made me laugh again. .....but it really did


and i only copied it and pasted it by the way

Why parents drink

Why Parents Drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, ' No .'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' ' Yes '

'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No '

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

' Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman . '

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,

' The search team just landed a helicopter '

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

' ME . '

RE: i need some friends " gerry no mates " ha ha ha ha ha

Welcome Ger hope you start using the threads and join in ...Its alaways nice to meet new people

RE: A Happy Birthday to Nuala

im sure she had a birthday recently

just looking out for more prezzies if you ask me oh well better give you some then





HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUN

RE: The toilet seat issue

Im sure your not going to scare off any men with that comment

Toilet seats whips where else would you get it on a sunday night (conversation)

RE: The toilet seat issue

You really need to start going over 3** hotels its really worth the extra comfort

RE: The toilet seat issue

Jeez they have very powerful toilets in your part of the world.mine you have to try flushing twice just to get rid of a wee......5 times if ive had a curry

RE: what are the worst word's??

This is Great As i now know how to wind you all up ....


..................lalala lalala what a lovely day lalala

RE: is anyone from drogheda goin to the meet next month

Hi Scorpio..I would Gladly of given you a lift as i had intended going down myself,but will be popping over to the uk instead for a confirmation.........check if mummys going or see if any of the others have a meet up point in dublin before they take the train down

RE: just had a surreal situation....

im also thinking if it was me i might of exploded

RE: just had a surreal situation....

Yep you definately done the right thing.......to me its an unwritten rule that if you see an ex and your NOT COMFORTABLE IN EACH OTHERS AREA then politely one partner retires to a different area or leaves....Its nothing about winning or losing its just polite and stops a general feeling of being uncomfortable...........

Again we all differ this is only from my prospective........And really is there a snogging area .cool

RE: is it best to be upfront,,with a person,,than lead them on?

Now im confused even more i thought you were saying 3 out of 4 isnt good (fields ) lol

RE: is it best to be upfront,,with a person,,than lead them on?

Congrats im really confused now ..

Joys of being single i suppose

Thats a hint for the future Mrs omurchu if shes looking

RE: is it best to be upfront,,with a person,,than lead them on?

Hi ll Do you like my sons photo

RE: is it best to be upfront,,with a person,,than lead them on?

Hope things work out better for you soon Derry

RE: How do ya delete Threads that i created?

whoops i didnt mean you were .I was refering to some other posters in the past whove had threads removed.you know judd and the others in here


Also if people arnt made aware of it the threads can sometimes just get passed by............

Theres been lots of times in the past when ive woke up to cringe at some postings but you learn to move on............im never going to let people know how sensitive and caring i am ever again

RE: How do ya delete Threads that i created?

I generally find if you can be nasty to nearly everyone and cause a major contraversial thread it is removed .oh but your banned from posting for a while

RE: Plans for the Weekend

theres another advert break...jaez this film is quite good.some fella murdered a girl and now they reckon hes innocent.never seen any films like that before RTE2


just checked its dead tonight where is everyone #????.better go the conclusion is about to start

RE: Plans for the Weekend

..hiya pettle ......theres a clint eastwood film on and its just broke into the adverts. ...........so ive the pizza ordered and the wine is nearly ready to pour.....just heard he restart of the film.talk later byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee or now

RE: Plans for the Weekend

Gulp i withdraw my last remark

RE: Plans for the Weekend

Any offers ladies lol .no really

RE: Plans for the Weekend

Well ive had to bail on the waterford meet as im going to Coventry again but ll is working on a Christmas one so that should be the one to head for ...ill pay for the hotel this time ..at least ill get a bed

RE: Plans for the Weekend

Where were you going to

RE: Plans for the Weekend

Ahhh yeh anything to see some young muscular fellas running around in shorts...........well for some

RE: Plans for the Weekend

I ll be busy myself.........

Have to do some money collecting for the Charity im involved with and work in my free time.....I am supposed to learn another 2 paragraphs of shakespeares sonnets for my open university Course and when i come back from giving blood at the Gaa club down the road i have the under 15s to train ....

Plus i promised my daughter i would take her to the circus this weekend and i want to teach my sons privately for an hour each evening to get them ready for their next competition in Karate ..

On top of that ive to finally sit down and write to the uk to see about re registering my PPL (Private Pilots Licence)..............Thats everything bar 1 more important thing








































































I have to seek help for all the fibs i keep telling

RE: CS Superheros.

Hi Elise , I dont think Skimpy is refering to anyone here or if he is it would be in good nature but i take it that there names just plucked from the air....but then again i am a natural blonde ( until i was 6)

RE: CS Superheros.

sorry but i was trying to be honest

RE: CS Superheros.

.Is this the right way to the seaside???.....................Just wanted to confuse you more

Hey finally updated my profile............yippeeee

RE: DVD's worth watching.

Any mel Gibson film

RE: A thread for those of us Men who are Parents.

Whaaaaa??? Damn i would of loved to of gone to that myself.................What price did they reach out of curi ???


Also i would really love to go to an El divo concert.......or The High Kings ........


But that would be my first dream date COUGH COUGH Would really love to go COUGH I mean I would do anything COUGH COUGH