Honest Profile

Hi! Sorry I just wanted to spoof all the Cliches on here. Obviously failed!

An american telling a Brit to keep his chin up is very funny.

You were my dream girl for a while but sadly not dumb enough to be interested!
Far too astute.

Hope all is well with you and yours.
Denny x

cheers

Honest Profile

Hi. I am a fun hating insensitive dishonest person. Old for my age and hate the idea of new experiences. Have no desire to travel anywhere. Find cosy log fires make your eyes water and a nice bottle of wine is usually cheap rubbish.
I would only walk on a moonlit beach if shipwrecked.
My photos are recent, its just that I prefer the 1970s.
I have no sense of humour and would be much happier in someone elses skin rather than my own.
My dog, a Dwarf Bolzoi, is my least loved thing apart from my horrible brattish grandchilden. Pics of me with them involved many bribes. And retakes.
Sent the horse to a Glue Factory. At least it is now useful holding furniture together.
I eat unhealthily always and thought meditation was alternative health care.
I have more baggage than Mexicans travelling on a bus.
though like Mexicans as they ignore you so nicely.
I am only on site for the Forums as no sane person will ever contact me. If they did Id ignore them.
The 23 yr old fom Brazil who loved my picture is an exception.
Trying to raise the 5000 dollars for her University fees.
So at least honest?
I also use lots of Emoticons as words are misinterpreted.
The pics of lovely sunsets rather than my ugly face are to show what a meaningful person I am.
So take off that straitjacket and contact me?






kiss dancing cheers cheers heart beating

RE: Has anyone here had some sort of Spiritual Experience?

Many experiences. Still amazed by the most recent. I live alone in rural France. Developed severe headaches and became very ill. Finally sent for help via the British Consulate.
2 Gendarmes turned up. And did what they do ie. look Cool and bored. When the ambulance came the para medics said just to take aspirin and let them go home. But one cop was not happy and insisted I be seen by a doctor who came soon after. He asked had I had head injuries lately and I remembered slipping and smacking my head on the stone kitchen floor several weeks previously. At the time thought a nasty bump coming.
Next I knew I was in the ambulance and rushed to hospital.
Emergency surgery to remove blood clots on the brain.
If it hadnt been for the Gendarme I would be dead.
Angels can come in many guises. Never would have imagined one dressed as a cop.

RE: why does it have to be this way ?

Im not sure these people are playing but if they are its a measure of how inadequate they are?
It is too easy to feel close to someone Online.
I had exchanged daily, long and very deep messages with a lady from Dublin. When I said I would fly over to meet her? Vanished!
It then makes you feel very stupid for trusting.
Being discarded hurts but better to trust and try than adopt a siege mentality?
Fortunately pain passes.
Remind yourself that you are a good person and it is the saddoes who are the shabby ones.
Hugs sent too!

Keep in Touch

I live alone so nobody to bounce things off of? So the Forum for me is great.Thanks to everbody who bothered to help.
Wisdom and kindness still counts!

Keep in Touch

Yes then it was much clearer.
refused to burn my photos!
Now she is offering Olive Branches I have no idea what to do.
Yes her rejection was looney. I drove home quite happy to escape.
Though now its all back.
Wish se wasnt so good looking! Lol

Keep in Touch

Very valid. Thanks. My definition of trivia is everyday stuff.
She freaked out as coins had fallen out of my pockets! Too untidy!

Keep in Touch

yes! The same lady. Is there a link?

Keep in Touch

Maybe. Forgot to say it ended with love and kisses?
She is alone. then keep in touch?
dunno

Keep in Touch

Of course. JUst testing advice on here. Helps us poor fools who lack decisiveness!

Keep in Touch

Not part of me.
I still care though have managed distance.
dunno

Keep in Touch

Together for several months. Lovers. Suddenly dumped over trivia. Truly. Heartbroken I moved on.
She now says I am in her heart. Keep in touch?
Should I?
doh

Profile Pics

Woman.

Profile Pics

Why do some people use Pics for Profiles that have no relationship to their appearance?
A beautiful sunset or a tiger or a flower. Are they being subtle and I am missing the point. If so I prefer a This is me approach. Do others find this frustrating?
I hope to date a zoman not a Tiger! loldoh confused dunno

RE: Would you...........

I was contacted by a woman supposedly living in France. Very keen. In fact was living with a man in the UK. Seeems he had bailed her out financially from France but she was fed up with the domestic routines. Wanted another man to reverse the move.
Any woman willing to use men like that should be avoided.
As to your friend let him meet her then see what happens! Though I think the EX bf needs to be an EX before she moves on.

Spelling.

SPOOF?cheers

RE: Love

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Spelling.

Agree totally! Tolerance and understanding. Key to communicating.
I do think the point I was trying to make got lost?
My fault for not being specific.
I had no intention of criticising other cultures or languages.
I think Education means bringing out not putting in.
Does not matter which school or University you went to.
Though hypocritically I am proud to have gone to The University of London! LOL.

laugh laugh professor

Spelling.

Gosh. You do your Homework!
My gripe was with English people who spell badly in Profiles.
Of course I forgive Americans! Blame Webster?
And you? Forgive anything! lol
bouquet

Spelling.

PS My son is Dyslexic. My name IS Denny. Just could not be bothered to correct log in error.
Valid points re those who do not have English as Mother Tongue.
Such as the Scots?
But lovely Gurls.


laugh

Spelling.

I know this is probably sad and perhaps a bit snobby but when writing a Profile should people check the spellings?
They have the time to.
OK in Forum chats to just type away but in posting your personality etc?
One lady is A Clark in a Bank?
Another enjoys Horse Ridding.
If you Carnt be bothered it says a bit abowat U ?
Perhapps my Teecher backgrowned to blamm?
doh dunno

RE: guys I tend to avoid when dating..

There are Female equivalents. In all cateories.
Thing that still bothers me is the Gentleman idea?
When you are women think you are closet gay. Or cold?
Or being controlling by opening a door?
I respect too much perhaps. Polite and restrained does not mean not interested. It means I value you.As a person first. Then as a woman.
I really am a dinosaur.

laugh laugh laugh

RE: What Songs will George Micheal Sing ???

Only The Lonely?laugh

RE: Can this relationship be saved...

Nope. You are finished. She would not let you go if interested. Sorry.
uh oh

dECEPTION.

Sad. Old tROUTS THINKING THEY ARE STILL YOUNG.
bEING USED BY YOUNG MEN?
vERY sAD.
dECEPTION>
oN BOTH PARTS..

RE: love is cuture?

Cuture??????????? Or Culture??????
Please use a Dictionary.
confused

RE: miss my ex .. because ?

Couldnt be that good.He could not see your beauty?
doh

RE: E-mail Etiquette,dos and donts?

crying
All over sadly. Seems I still trust too much!
Moving on now. wave

RE: E-mail Etiquette,dos and donts?

Yes I noticed that! But assumed no interest whatsoever!
Still likeyou though.........xheart wings

Love or Lies

Spent romantic times together. Love plus? So Paris Trip was a bonus.
She said she adored me?
I believed her.
We went to the UK.I paid. After her free trip I was dumped.
A User?
Think so now.

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