Gizmo313 Forum Posts (19)

can you?

....i think i need to go take a shower....

can you?

can you lick your elbow? they say it can't be done, but i can do it. but i have a joint disorder so i was wondering, can other people do it too? no, i am not posting this to laugh at the fact that people will try it. i really want to know. and it's kind of fun. i mean really, lick your elbow. you can't not laugh.

RE: A subject that I have always thought was incorrectly termed

my heart broke. i fixed it though. but the duct tape is getting kinda itchy....

RE: What is the worst physical pain you have ever experienced?

oh and i also got checked into a brick wall during game of floor hockey. spit out tooth and blood the rest of the game. now i'm missing one in the back but you can't see it so it's ok! and in middle school playing volleyball i went for the ball and landed crotch first on a metal tube. slice! six stitches for that one! wish i could have caught it on tape. sent it to america's funniest home videos. don't mind getting hurt or laughing at myself, but it would be nice to make some cash off it!

RE: What is the worst physical pain you have ever experienced?

i'm with ya. had my 2 without the drugs. i could cope with my emma but roarke was a little butthead. only 9 hours compared to emma's 53 but it was the worst 9 hours of my life. i have a chronic pain disorder and i've dislocated just about every joint in my body (did you know you can dislocate your sternum? you can. hurts like a mother cracker to breathe) and childbirth has to be the worst. broken all my ribs, my arm. gotta say the 8 lb 9 oz and 7 lb 13.8 oz footballs that came out of a hole that shouldn't have fit them was the most painful thing i've ever experienced. had 14 stitches with em. blech. they gave me a local so i wouldn't feel it but it just made my butt go numb.

RE: Dia dhuit

i've been trying to find someone to teach me Gaelic. can't seem to find anyone here. i'm going to smoke. these pills the doc gave me are making my head loopy. blech.

RE: Dia dhuit

it's been a while

RE: Dia dhuit

i think i spelled that right

RE: Dia dhuit

Dia is Muire dhuit

RE: what nationality of people are the best in bed ?

well there was one about killer singing dust bunnies but that was scary and kind of akward....... not sure you want to hear about that one. i'm a good girl..... but when i hear that irish accent.... whoo.... it's like madri gras downtown after a few too many...... i can't help it.....

RE: what nationality of people are the best in bed ?

i'd love to try irish i've been having that dream for years!

RE: your best pick up line

let's go to my house and do math in bed. add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide my legs and hope you don't multiply! (that's my favorite)

RE: Ready to gnaw a tree...

do they still sell the inhaler? it's like smoking but instead of a cigarette it's an inhaler that works like the patch. not sure if it's still out there or not but if it is it might help. a friend of mine when she quit she'd light the filter and smoke it for a minute. it would make her sick and then she couldn't look at them without her stomache turning a little bit. another friend of mine quit kind of the same way. smoked a cigarette that had been left outside in the ashtray half wet at times and so nasty for a few months. she wasn't trying to quit but she hasn't smoked since. i'm cutting down and quitting the day after my birthday this year. down to 2 a day but pointless to quit right before my birthday!

RE: Who has the best National Hockey Team?

GO BLUES!

RE: Question Ladies.....

i would. then again i've been the one in the wheelchair. they thought i'd be there forever. i was 9. no one treated me with respect. they would put me at the edge of the stairs and tell me the elevator was broken and my mom was downstairs dying. it may be better now but i would never make myself one of those people. treating somebody different because of a physical disability. people still laugh when my joints dislocate and i fall. instead of helping me up, they laugh. i figure i have two choices. laugh with them, or punch them in the face. :)

RE: What nationality would you want to date?

i'm pretty open. not sure if i'd be willing to move to another country to meet somebody but i'd date almost any nationality. just not englishmen. ever.

RE: Is being a non-drinker a turn-off?

(oops forgot this) just like how i've been clean and sober (used to be bad into pot) for 6 years this july. i wouldn't be with somebody who smoked pot. that would not be good! it's like going on a diet and seeing the chocolate bar taste tester at his work.

RE: Is being a non-drinker a turn-off?

i just think that being with somebody who likes what you like is nice. if a drinker and a non-drinker are together then it goes from "it's ok, but i won't drink" to "ok well don't drink it around me" to "you're not here when i want to go out" to "you damn drunk, you need to quit drinking!" things that we don't really think are a big deal become really annoying when we spend a lot of time with a person. like a guy who sent me a message asking if i was entirasted in him. .........? i don't want to be with an alcoholic, prefer somebody who has the ability to drink, and definately no one with an IQ under 80. you know they used to fix people for that? anyways, i just think that things are nicer when people have more in common :)

RE: Is being a non-drinker a turn-off?

not drinking very often is good. never drinking at all just seems kind of creepy to me. like mormon stuff. akward. then i feel like i am not allowed. or if i do, then i'm wrong. i usually prefer to be around people who share the same interests.