queensguy2468 Forum Posts (23)

RE: If My Body Were A Car

Actually i think i would take you to a truck derby and finish you off.

RE: True story...............Joshua Bell

Wait, i think this guy also played in NY in the subway. I think nobody noticed him.

RE: Problems with Neighbors

I hate that there still alive, they are 90 years old and nag about everything. Even when i throw my garbage out or if i park in front of my house, they think they own the street.

RE: Ever faked one?

I have faked it 2 times, it was because i was tired and i had a bad day at work, i let her finish and i cried wolf, i jump in the shower and then i went to bed. True Story, i swear.

RE: After bad experiences..

Don't chase just replace.

RE: Who is your on your screen now....Who is your favorite screensaver

Mine is my little puppy.

RE: Man divorces Wife...desires kidney back

hahaha, call me Guy2468

RE: Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!

too many ingredients for this recipe.

RE: Man divorces Wife...desires kidney back

haha, i am just joking around. Don't take it too serious.


By the way, the word of the day is cheeks, so spread the word.

RE: Tattoo's below the Belt

how about,

wash hands after use.

RE: I have a headache...

rest your eyes, probably been watching too much tv or on the computer too long.

RE: Can anybody SWEAR truthfully that they have seen ghosts?

i was kidding, but i have seen one in real life. When i was younger, i am not making this up, i have an older brother and younger sister and we lived in a 2 family house. We shared a room together the 3 of us, i had the bottom bunk and my older brother had the top and my sister was on the other side of the room. One night i was up and i couldn't sleep for some reason. It was pitch black in the room so i turned on a flashlight and next thing i saw was the desk chair spinning around. I jumped under the covers and it felt like someone was touching the top of the covers. It was really frigen weird, i screamed and cried like a little girl, let me remind you i was 8 when this happened. I remember like it was yesterday. Years passed and things kept getting weird in the apartment. I hit 14 and it got too weird, things were moving from one area to another, i went and did some research on our house in the local library. It turns out, the block i lived on, used to be a farm in Whitestone, NY back then, i think it was 1890 or something like that. Well turns out the owners of the farm killed his 2 kids and then himself. Best part about was, our downstairs neighbor kept seeing full body apparitions when he was sleeping, one night he threw a shoe at the apparition and it went right through him. This is 100 percent true. I know i am not crazy, but there are things in life that has no explanation.

RE: How do you know you found the right guy/girl?

hahaha, it is from the movie the bronx tale, i am shocked nobody got that.

RE: How many do this ?

i do it just for the hell of it, it puts my dogs to sleep. I have them use to noise.

RE: Can anybody SWEAR truthfully that they have seen ghosts?

Yes i have, I was at a bar and it was a woman who was haunting the bar with her whiteness.

RE: How do you know you found the right guy/girl?

It is easy, what you have to do is, walk her to the car and open the door. When she gets in the car close the door. Now walk around the back of the car and look from the back window, if she opens your lock on the door then she is the one, and if she doesn't then find someone else.

RE: my friend once told me

My friend once told me that the best thing about being married was he didn't have to pretend he was thirsty when he wanted to fart.

RE: ARE YOU?

I am an outgoing funny guy, when i go out, i am the life of the party. That is what my friends tell me.

RE: What's The Weather Like In Your Area?

Snowing and Windy and i am in the City. ughh i hate NYC

RE: Your Username........

Mine means i am from queens, NY and i am a guy and i like even numbers.

RE: what would u do if a sister or brothers ex spouse tried to hit on u.

I am not sure, i guess some people still watch it because they want to see nut jobs act worse than there family. It makes them feel good knowing there are crazier people out of there than themselves. I don't watch it, it is too pathetic, what people would do for money.

RE: what would u do if a sister or brothers ex spouse tried to hit on u.

Sad but yes it is still on, right before the Maury Show.

RE: what would u do if a sister or brothers ex spouse tried to hit on u.

I think i would take it to the Jerry Springer show.