Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!! ( Archived) (108)

Jan 8, 2009 10:54 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah
KyrhahKyrhahmuenchen, Bavaria Germany15 Threads 227 Posts
He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc


...

am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning



devil angel rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 8, 2009 10:56 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
I don't have the counter space. Why do you think I'm here? laugh
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Jan 8, 2009 10:57 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
jodiam
jodiamjodiamdundalk, Louth Ireland79 Posts
wave i can dogingerbread men but they 're only gud 4 dunking in coffee r keeping kids quiet...grin
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Jan 8, 2009 10:58 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
queensguy2468
queensguy2468queensguy2468Rego Park, New York USA23 Posts
too many ingredients for this recipe.
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Jan 8, 2009 10:59 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah
KyrhahKyrhahmuenchen, Bavaria Germany15 Threads 227 Posts
queensguy2468: too many ingredients for this recipe.



... and I am sure that is not all of the ingredients devil
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Jan 8, 2009 11:17 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
DoznEggs
DoznEggsDoznEggsAny town, New Jersey USA17 Threads 933 Posts
You might want to put a request in with David Copperfield.

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Jan 8, 2009 11:22 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Bake you the perfect man sure. He is rather short has candy eyes and has a luscious gingery scent but don't let him go swimming he will melt.rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 8, 2009 11:24 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
How about stuffed peppers to go with that??...angel
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Jan 8, 2009 11:27 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
Click your heels three times and return to Kansas, Dorethy!!!laugh
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Jan 8, 2009 11:29 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
QuietStormF
QuietStormFQuietStormFSouthern Ontario, Ontario Canada25 Threads 610 Posts
If you manage to find the recipe for the perfect man..
Do not throw away the mould..
Putting in my order now!
Bet he's going to be Yummy.. laugh
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Jan 8, 2009 11:32 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
jodiam: i can dogingerbread men but they 're only gud 4 dunking in coffee r keeping kids quiet...


That could be considered Man- Bashing .......!! scold
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Jan 8, 2009 11:34 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
Lagoona22: How about stuffed peppers to go with that??...


My bet is they want THEIR peppers stuffed .........roll eyes
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Jan 8, 2009 11:37 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Polarbutterfly
PolarbutterflyPolarbutterflyunknown, Northwest Territories Canada115 Threads 9,486 Posts
"How much sugar does this recipe call for..?".






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Jan 8, 2009 11:43 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
Besides, Men don't like to be baked , they prefer the Grill head banger
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Jan 8, 2009 11:58 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
walley
walleywalleygolden, British Columbia Canada1 Threads 144 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing to mutch tory ameos lol wink
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Jan 8, 2009 12:01 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
catwomen64
catwomen64catwomen64somewhere, New Jersey USA15 Threads 1,628 Posts
Kyrhah: He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...

am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning
Bake me one off those also PLEASE
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Jan 8, 2009 12:01 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
Polarbutterfly: "How much sugar does this recipe call for..?".


How much do you have???grin
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Jan 8, 2009 12:02 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
nurcnurc
nurcnurcnurcnurcLongwood, Florida USA6 Threads 1,192 Posts
I don't bake, but I could drive to the bakery. laugh
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Jan 8, 2009 12:04 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah
KyrhahKyrhahmuenchen, Bavaria Germany15 Threads 227 Posts
taking on orders right now.... anybody got some ingredients to add to my recipe ???

grin
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Jan 8, 2009 12:06 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Polarbutterfly
PolarbutterflyPolarbutterflyunknown, Northwest Territories Canada115 Threads 9,486 Posts
wixomwizard: How much do you have???



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