Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!! ( Archived) (108)

Jan 8, 2009 5:51 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
JoAnn62
JoAnn62JoAnn62Singapore, Central Singapore Singapore4 Threads 128 Posts
He's out there for you, I am sure. Believe that and he'll walk in one day....; )
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Jan 8, 2009 5:53 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah
KyrhahKyrhahmuenchen, Bavaria Germany15 Threads 227 Posts
JoAnn62: He's out there for you, I am sure. Believe that and he'll walk in one day....; )



Are you trying to scare me now ????jaw drop hug grin
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Jan 8, 2009 5:56 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
dinncat
dinncatdinncatlimerick, Limerick Ireland15 Threads 183 Posts
who is going to bake me a sugary Shakira ,with an added twist
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Jan 8, 2009 5:57 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah
KyrhahKyrhahmuenchen, Bavaria Germany15 Threads 227 Posts
dinncat: who is going to bake me a sugary Shakira ,with an added twist


hey open your own thread - this one is mine uh oh tongue grin
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Jan 8, 2009 6:00 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan48 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
Kyrhah: Look, there I wrote it the right way: ingredients
all you had to do is to copy it, if you don't know how to write it....

Anyway, why do the guys here put on this shoe - it DOES NOT FIT any of you !!!!

That is exactly why I would like to have someone BAKE ME A MAN with the mentioned ingredients


One typo and we're all out of the running. laugh

Perhaps with all our faults it would be best to bake your own man...

BTW, the term is "If the shoe fits wear it" not "if the shoe fits put it on" Because of this earlier error and in keeping with your standards I must eliminate you as someone who could fit my shoelaugh

super
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Jan 8, 2009 6:01 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
dinncat
dinncatdinncatlimerick, Limerick Ireland15 Threads 183 Posts
if i bake yours will you bake mine or do i still have to thread it and saw it
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Jan 8, 2009 6:10 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Kyrhah
KyrhahKyrhahmuenchen, Bavaria Germany15 Threads 227 Posts
Sparky55: One typo and we're all out of the running.

Perhaps with all our faults it would be best to bake your own man...

BTW, the term is "If the shoe fits wear it" not "if the shoe fits put it on" Because of this earlier error and in keeping with your standards I must eliminate you as someone who could fit my shoe



No problem... and I learned the saying exactly the way I wrote it.

You don't fit my shoe either, so what's the big deal here ????devil
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Jan 8, 2009 6:35 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
SophieDarin
SophieDarinSophieDarinParis, Ile-de-France France89 Posts
I wouldn't want a perfect man)) Jesus...only the idea of it is so freaky!!!
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Jan 8, 2009 6:44 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
lusciousmile
lusciousmilelusciousmileThere, Aland Islands Finland25 Threads 2 Polls 11,989 Posts
Sparky55: One typo and we're all out of the running.

Perhaps with all our faults it would be best to bake your own man...

BTW, the term is "If the shoe fits wear it" not "if the shoe fits put it on" Because of this earlier error and in keeping with your standards I must eliminate you as someone who could fit my shoe


shock


Sparky, scold


kiss
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Jan 12, 2009 9:40 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
bohemianjack
bohemianjackbohemianjackEast Central, Minnesota USA6 Threads 2 Polls 2,702 Posts
Kyrhah: Do you think I would care ? NOT

Hmmmm.... in the States there is a saying:

... if the shoe fits, put it on


In the middle east throw it at an idiot in need of a reality checkrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 12, 2009 9:47 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
bohemianjack
bohemianjackbohemianjackEast Central, Minnesota USA6 Threads 2 Polls 2,702 Posts
X_REBEL: life use to be peaceful and the women happy...happy with the husband the way he was...happy with having kids...happy accepting the way things were....what went wrong...


Advanced from the Victorian ageconfused
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Jan 12, 2009 10:35 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
bohemianjack
bohemianjackbohemianjackEast Central, Minnesota USA6 Threads 2 Polls 2,702 Posts
Kyrhah: Are you trying to scare me now ????


"Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle." ~Michealangelo

blushing
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Jan 12, 2009 10:49 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
"...someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can make it, cause it took so long to bake it. And I'll never have that recipe again..."sigh
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Jan 12, 2009 10:57 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
bohemianjack
bohemianjackbohemianjackEast Central, Minnesota USA6 Threads 2 Polls 2,702 Posts
hopefloats: Maybe the American guys won't think anything of it.


"Cogito, ergo sum... I think therefore I am." ~Descartees, Principles of Philosophyhandshake
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Jan 12, 2009 11:04 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
bohemianjack
bohemianjackbohemianjackEast Central, Minnesota USA6 Threads 2 Polls 2,702 Posts
pretzelman: "...someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can make it, cause it took so long to bake it. And I'll never have that recipe again..."


Jimmy Webb. Richard Harris, MacArthur Park head banger
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Jan 12, 2009 11:14 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
bohemianjack
bohemianjackbohemianjackEast Central, Minnesota USA6 Threads 2 Polls 2,702 Posts
I'm done... come get meblushing

I must get off now yawn nap time
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Jan 12, 2009 11:19 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
soulmateTWS
soulmateTWSsoulmateTWSHappy in, Alabama USA8 Threads 4,935 Posts
SophieDarin: I wouldn't want a perfect man))


Me either, even if there was such a thing...I just wanted one that was perfect for me

smitten
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Jan 12, 2009 11:22 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
How do you bake a man. Aren't they already hot to begin with?laugh
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Jan 12, 2009 11:24 AM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
Bisquits are baked , men are typically stewed or grilled ..roll eyes
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Jan 12, 2009 1:32 PM CST Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
bohemianjack
bohemianjackbohemianjackEast Central, Minnesota USA6 Threads 2 Polls 2,702 Posts
somechick: How do you bake a man. Aren't they already hot to begin with?


thumbs up smoking devil
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