Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!! (108)
gozoman2: Get a cup of neanderthal......
add a couple of spoonfuls of homo sapience.....
sprinkle generously with a touch of .......
Phoenician
Roman
Arab
French
Italian
British
and for that extra touch......
an overall dose of European too.....
and you get.......ME!
add a couple of spoonfuls of homo sapience.....
sprinkle generously with a touch of .......
Phoenician
Roman
Arab
French
Italian
British
and for that extra touch......
an overall dose of European too.....
and you get.......ME!
What shop should one find you? Gozo's Fine Euro-Continental Bakery?
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gozoman2: Get a cup of neanderthal......
add a couple of spoonfuls of homo sapience.....
sprinkle generously with a touch of .......
Phoenician
Roman
Arab
French
Italian
British
and for that extra touch......
an overall dose of European too.....
and you get.......ME!
add a couple of spoonfuls of homo sapience.....
sprinkle generously with a touch of .......
Phoenician
Roman
Arab
French
Italian
British
and for that extra touch......
an overall dose of European too.....
and you get.......ME!
uuhhh.... I think you are missing the point here; first off, it is spelled Homo Sapiens
secondly, Roman, French, Italian and British are European, sorry blokes, but the UK belongs to the European territory...
Think, one should think before typing.... it could be soooo embarrassing
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Kyrhah: uuhhh.... I think you are missing the point here; first off, it is spelled Homo Sapiens
secondly, Roman, French, Italian and British are European, sorry blokes, but the UK belongs to the European territory...
Think, one should think before typing.... it could be soooo embarrassing
secondly, Roman, French, Italian and British are European, sorry blokes, but the UK belongs to the European territory...
Think, one should think before typing.... it could be soooo embarrassing
Oh sh...t ! I just embarrassed myself !!!!
Romans = Italians !!!!!
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nurcnurc: What shop should one find you? Gozo's Fine Euro-Continental Bakery?
Yeps....we're a bakery all right......caters for all too....
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In response to: : Will Anybody PLEASE Bake Me The Perfect Man ???!!!
Hang on!!! I'm half-baked already.
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Polarbutterfly: "How much sugar does this recipe call for..?".
Very little sugar here... mostly raw honey
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Kyrhah: taking on orders right now.... anybody got some ingredients to add to my recipe ???
Raw honey here, but I already offered some to Polarbutterfly, so don't use all of it ok?
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Kyrhah: ... and I am sure that is not all of the ingredients
that is so true, we can add more
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In response to: He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...
am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...
am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning
DAMMIT!..................One year too old, but at least not 'half-baked!!
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trailertrash1963: gewiss........ you all say you want a perfect man...then when one even close comes along.....you run to the pill poppin, dope smokin, beer drinkin, cheatin, wife beatin, jailbird, no job havin looser's....................
Who you callin' a loser... I was fired after they poisoned me, but I never done... well maybe smoke once in a while, but none of the other stuff. I swear... what happened to the WTF Emo
I'm gettin' sleepy again
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This store is offering a sale on existing stock at a huge discount. We offer the bait-n-switch technique for women entering. You come looking for the perfect man and we give you what you can handle that has about 75% of your requirements. Once you drive it out off the lot it depreciates instantly. After 10 years you will be back looking for a trade-in.
You are looking for a big expensive SUV in the wrong economic. The current models are more efficient--looks good, goes further, and makes your neighbors wishing they had one!
You are looking for a big expensive SUV in the wrong economic. The current models are more efficient--looks good, goes further, and makes your neighbors wishing they had one!
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Kyrhah: You would not like the REAL reason why I left the US.... besides that my mom was not to well and I wanted to live closer to home....
The real reason is; I guess now I can say it because he is already history anyways.... Shrub JR. !!!!! I think you can guess who I mean....you did not vote for him, did you??????
The real reason is; I guess now I can say it because he is already history anyways.... Shrub JR. !!!!! I think you can guess who I mean....you did not vote for him, did you??????
Not only no... but HELL NO! Now he's a Loser with a capital L
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trailertrash1963: gewiss........ you all say you want a perfect man...then when one even close comes along.....you run to the pill poppin, dope smokin, beer drinkin, cheatin, wife beatin, jailbird, no job havin looser's....................
You got that right, seen it many times
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Dawn7z: Yeah I have a gingerbread recipe right here for you all you need now is the fairy godmother.
I have one
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housebroken; yes
animal lover; yes, have hunted, and filled the freezer many times with tasty animals. Sometimes with my canine friends along for the quail of it.
taller than me by at least 4inches; kinda sounds like discrimination of the disabled, but I won't hold that against you.
intelligent; Your here, and I'm here. Which one of us is more intelligent?
sophisticated; I enjoy the recliner, or love seat, more then the sofa.
not dull; the last five pointed responses should answer that question.
educated; beyond worldly standards.
possessing soft skills; tenderizer always at the ready.
have a job; 24 hours a day, never being able to completely
relax. It's a tough job, but somebodies got to do it.
see a woman as his equal; You've got one of my ribs, I'd say we are equal.
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language; Yes, si, oui, be right back gotta pee.
about 42 to 52; Exact
be short haired; here, and there.
well equipped; A complete toolhouse.
not lazy and no layabout; see previous question, have a job.
interested in life beside pc; Interested, hell, I am life.
It's a beginning.
animal lover; yes, have hunted, and filled the freezer many times with tasty animals. Sometimes with my canine friends along for the quail of it.
taller than me by at least 4inches; kinda sounds like discrimination of the disabled, but I won't hold that against you.
intelligent; Your here, and I'm here. Which one of us is more intelligent?
sophisticated; I enjoy the recliner, or love seat, more then the sofa.
not dull; the last five pointed responses should answer that question.
educated; beyond worldly standards.
possessing soft skills; tenderizer always at the ready.
have a job; 24 hours a day, never being able to completely
relax. It's a tough job, but somebodies got to do it.
see a woman as his equal; You've got one of my ribs, I'd say we are equal.
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language; Yes, si, oui, be right back gotta pee.
about 42 to 52; Exact
be short haired; here, and there.
well equipped; A complete toolhouse.
not lazy and no layabout; see previous question, have a job.
interested in life beside pc; Interested, hell, I am life.
It's a beginning.
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Kyrhah: He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...
am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...
am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning
Ok then... I'm going to take a
I'll take all ingredients, spice it up with mine and make a bigger, better, perfect man when I wake up 
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Kyrhah: He must be:
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...
am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning
housebroken i.e. don't pee onto my toilet seat
animal lover i.e. just be crazy about animals
taller than me by at least 4inches
intelligent
sophisticated
not dull
educated
possessing soft skills
have a job
see a woman as his equal
know how to spell correctly at least in his own language
about 42 to 52
possess no beard
be short haired
well equipped ...
not lazy and no layabout
interested in life beside pc...
am sure, I forgot quite a bit here... but it is a beginning
What......no requirements for his man parts????
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Yeah I have a gingerbread recipe right here for you all you need now is the fairy godmother.