that_joe_guy Forum Posts (105)

Bush fire appeals

Yes like most of the people who didn't have insurance because they were busy spending their money recklessly.

This has nothing to do with what people want, it's about what they deserve. I want a million dollars, want to donate?

Bush fire appeals

And by the way this poll is not about helping people with emergency housing, food and clothing. It is specifically talking about rebuilding peoples houses once everything is under control again, just one aspect of where the money is being spent.

Bush fire appeals

Yes it's certainly a hot topic amongst the people I associate with. I personally have always been of the opinion that if you can’t afford insurance, you can’t afford to live there. There is mercy and grace in helping these people keep living beyond their means but not justice.

RE: Why do you men view profiles without saying a word?

thats not the quote i selected, what is wrong with this forum

RE: Why do you men view profiles without saying a word?

in my case, it's because i'm sick of the women never replying so why bother? there are 18pages of guys in my area and 5pages of girls (that come up in the search results). girls don't even reply to you mail, because they have enough to choose from so they can just be rude.

time for me to leave the forums

A Time for Everything

There is a time for everything,
and a season for every activity under heaven:

a time to be born and a time to die,
a time to plant and a time to uproot,

a time to kill and a time to heal,
a time to tear down and a time to build,

a time to weep and a time to laugh,
a time to mourn and a time to dance,

a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them,
a time to embrace and a time to refrain,

a time to search and a time to give up,
a time to keep and a time to throw away,

a time to tear and a time to mend,
a time to be silent and a time to speak,

a time to love and a time to hate,
a time for war and a time for peace.

thanks to all the people who made me laugh,
but it's time for a break

What makes you come the fastest?

if people don't like the topic don't post to the thread.

What makes you come the fastest?

nope not interested in conformity or appearing socially acceptable to a different generation

I OWE MY MOTHER

an oldy but a goody i got today in my email.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
' Because I said so, ! that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13.. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you.. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!'

RE: should that joe guy surrender himself to the authorities ????

okay, take me away

What makes you come the fastest?

That's cool no biggy, check your mailbox.

RE: Good and nutritious American food that will hit the spot...lol

lol@turducken, you crack me up

What makes you come the fastest?

and the gal i felt thismorning was 18!

RE: should that joe guy surrender himself to the authorities ????

you're in a different country right? That's what you were going to say.

RE: Have you been bored enough too..............

only start to worry when the walls talk back

LET ME EDIT MY POST!!!!

I think my eyes just exploded

RE: Early stages of dating

WILL YOU HAVE MY BABIES? I PAID FOR DINNER!

RE: Early stages of dating

erghhhhh. women who want me to pay repulse me, woman who want to pay make me nervous and I wouldn't even want to be around a woman so vein as to be offended by nose picking.

RE: Early stages of dating

There would be nothing left?

RE: Have you been bored enough too..............

yeah cause i'm just that caring

RE: How do you think lover on internet or online dating?

I think you are saying that because you've just been hurt.

RE: Good and nutritious American food that will hit the spot...lol

A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.

^^mmmm breakfast

What makes you come the fastest?

There are no bad lovers, only bad communicators

RE: Have you been bored enough too..............

must know the theory of evolution, but not be a know it all....prefer left wing, artistic, sensitive types

That's me, except I am a know-it-all but I won't say anything even though I know you're not as smart as me

RE: I Am Scared Now, What Have I Done

haha... what a classic

RE: often the wisdom of the spirit clarify's the dispair of the body

^5

LET ME EDIT MY POST!!!!

well it's not just spelling. sometimes you forget to write things. or if you reply to multiple people you could edit the one thread instead of multi-posting.

RE: Have you been bored enough too..............

they must think you need the most help

LET ME EDIT MY POST!!!!

Does this annoy anybody else? You make a spelling mistake and.. oops too late you can't edit your last post.

RE: Have you been bored enough too..............

*Ladels marinade on himself in the bath*

I'll let you know!