I especially like the ones who want a 'slim build' but haven't looked in the mirror sideways in years so that they can see the fat gut that THEY have hanging over their belts.
My neighbour found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. He found out that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both of its ears out and the dog could hear fine.
The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says, "Oh. Well, if you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
Dear Madam: #1. I am sure that with the beautiful apartment you have for rent, it won't remain unoccupied for very long. #2. The furnace apertures were rather loose from constant use and in need of professional tightening. #3. As I have been told that my furniture is oversized, I am sure that it would fit nicely in your apartment, had the walls not been is such disrepair. #5. My present landlady is no longer my landlady as she got tired of my checking out new apartments for rent. ...and #6. If you do not stop contacting me, I will call someone from the health department to check your apartment for bugs. I have had an itching problem for two weeks and I'm sure that it was caused by something in your apartment.
ladyfingers Forum Posts (5,456)
Don't know what you are asking.
RE: Star Sign Compatability
No wonder I scare the crap out of everyone. (Aquarius)