ladyfingers Forum Posts (5,456)

RE: Ladies What Is A Man With A Beard Silently Saying

If he doesn't mind my mustache, then I don't care if he has a beard.
(flavor savers)

RE: Happy Birthday AsleepInNJ

wake up, Asleep. Having a party for you and u aren't here.

RE: Fake women

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< (is really a 90 year old man)

Wooooooo! Wooooooooo! Wooooooooo!

Hey, from one New Mexican to another.

Wooooooo! Wooooooooo! Wooooooooo!

Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.

"Was that Indian crazy or what?"

The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season

when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.

If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave.

As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!

It's bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....

NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!!!!!

RE: See if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common?

It was the same president.

or....I'm my own grandpa

RE: Treatment

Yes, he definitely needs training. Where's my leash??

RE: Treatment

sent from heaven and give them hell....

RE: Treatment

I treat 'em like they were sent from heaven.

RE: Treatment

With "Scotchguard"....to make them waterproof.

The gift

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"

"No," said the little boy -- "It's a Puppy!"

RE: No one ever has to starve to death in the United States.

Or go to a shelter

How the guy got trapped in the closet.

RE: Vile Gunky Stuff

So what's your view?p.s. a pasty (or Cornish pasty or pastie) is a pastry case filled with meat, potato onion and swede.


A swede? You eat people over there??????

RE: Terrifying thought: The End of the World.

What difference does it make? you can't stop it and let's face it, when you are dead, you're dead.

carry on baggage

Words take on a new meaning

The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly
contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common
words.

And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n.: The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj.: Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v.: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v.: To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj.: Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v.: To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n.: Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n.: Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n.: A rapidly receding hair

RE: Do you think single life is a better lifestyle?

I've tried it both ways and am finding out that being single sucks big time.

CS first date

That's good to know that not all guys would forget the pickles.

CS first date

RE: Morals

RE: The local bakery!

What does he do with his buns?

RE: What would u like to try and..

Go back to the submissive thread and get them sorted out.

RE: FEMINISM (Should women have equal rights as men?)

What areas would those be? Standing up to pee? I can stand up to pee if I want.

RE: Do you believe in having more then one parnter at a time , if you know it's not meant to happen ,

Not if you are talking about sleeping with more than one at a time.

RE: Jaw dropping 3d sidewalk art

He's fantastic. I've seen different pics of what he's done...would like to see the pictures in progress.

RE: I did a search for men seeking women within 50 miles of me....

I already told you....go to the search and put in the state that you are interested in. Don't you ever listen!!!!!!

RE: I did a search for men seeking women within 50 miles of me....

Only 1,268.7 miles...do you have a potty mouth?

RE: welfare mom...........

been there, see it in my job. LOL
Only they had diff first names too.

RE: I did a search for men seeking women within 50 miles of me....

no results in New Mexico....oh, except for that really dirty mouths old guy about 50 miles from me.