"I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center."--Kurt Vonnegut
"Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" And I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so...he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."--SW
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."--Kurt Vonnegut, "Cold Turkey"
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RE: WOMEN WILL ALWAYS BE INFERIOR TO MEN
Yeats? Shelley?