I would defend my friend and also tell my friend what was being said, unless it was something very hurtful that she would be better off not knowing about
I live in a 3 bedroomed semi-detached house with a garage full of junk. Time for a car boot sale! On the outskirts of the city. Dont have to go to far to get to the city or in another direction nice countryside and nice coastal areas. By the way, Joyanne, a semi means semi-detached. Its attached to another house on one side but not the other side!
1. An American lawyer inquired, 'Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?' 'Who told you that?' asked Paddy.
2. An Irish lass, a customer: 'Could I be trying on that dress in the window?' Shopkeeper: 'I'd prefer that you use the dressing room.'
3. 'O'Halloran,' asked the pharmacist, 'did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife's appearance?' 'It did surely,' replied O'Halloran, 'but it keeps fallin' off.'
"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers. Revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure."I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
..."It's swollen," Fred replied. She ran out of the room..
I have been having a glance through here and I think its quite funny actually that PatMac is still going on about this after all this time. And because I am being called a nutter and all sorts I would like clear things up:
For the record Folks, remember, it was not me who brought this to the forums.Heres what happened: A long time ago I noticed the profile of Mark12345678 and I recognised him from socializing in a certain place in Dublin (where he definitely did not have a scottish accent, but a dublin one) Then a couple of days ago I came across PatMacs profile and I recognised him again. Not only him, but his two friends who he socializes with nearly every saturday in Dublin (or used to, dont know if he still does or not) So I was in no doubt that it was the same person. So I sent him an email simply because I was curious why he would two profiles. I was pretty surprised when he insisted that he is scottish and denied the other profile. I thought , how can he deny it? and why? But, folks, I did not "bombard" him with emails, from then on I replied to every email, until the last two, which I did not reply to. He said he is a glasgow git, so I said no your not your a dublin git. I would not stoop so low as to paste the emails here, but what he did was paste some which make it look like I am a nutter. I have to admit I am confused as to how so many people say they have met him and he is Scottish. Maybe he can put on a good Dublin accent? Maybe he has a scottish brother who shares the same two friends? I dont know, but hey, I'm not loosing any sleep over it. And can I ask you folks here to please respect me, I'm not making this up you know!
I am sorry if this other gent has hurt you in some way,
Honestly, he's just someone I recognised, not someone I was ever involved with in any way! If I am wrong I would apoligise (but I'm not) Anyway, as I said before , I'm not wasting anymore time on this I so regret ever emailing him!
As you know Mark, I did not reply to your last two emails because life is too short for this crap. ONe thing I would never do is sink so low as to publish emails on a forum. I really dont care why you have two profiles, I merely started a conversation because I recognised you on both profiles. Little did I know that you would bring it to this level, but thats says a lot about you. I'm finished with this now, I wont be responding to any mails or any threads on this subject. Goodbye
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thanks ! cough cough
RE: Are You a Friend?
I would defend my friend and also tell my friend what was being said, unless it was something very hurtful that she would be better off not knowing about