onelinermadnessonelinermadness Forum Posts (99)

RE: How would you go about ending a bad date?

Nothing is more simple and polite and correct then the truth and ..... why ? should your conscience play such games with you....forget all the ,make an excuse crap...say it like it is.-..cool

RE: wecome back Imma thread

Imma on screendancing

RE: Kiwi chicks are Phenomenal!!!!

not entirely Moa's are extinct,Doe doe birds are extinct but kiwis are nocturnal night birds big feet, round butts, beady eyes and lots of beet ah beak out rooting around all night long....

Music and Led Zepplin....

professor scold barf help frustrated cheers cheers

What do you consider is appropiate enough to consider yourself Australian.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Kiwi chicks are Phenomenal!!!!

eat root shoot and leave,just like the bird.

RE: Kiwi chicks are Phenomenal!!!!

I know your an aussie,trying to give those sweet new zealand girls the short handled toilet -brush.....good trickrolling on the floor laughing

Music and Led Zepplin....

frustrated frustrated I retire from this post...

Music and Led Zepplin....

good on ya ...you found the lightdoh

Music and Led Zepplin....

Re: Stairway to heaven..to the above.

Music and Led Zepplin....

Seeking the whole albumn or cd not individual tracks..but thanx anyway.

Music and Led Zepplin....

Of all the ledZepp cds vinyl which do you consider the BEST...

My choice: PHYSICAL GRAFITTI...

What do you consider is appropiate enough to consider yourself Australian.

Lots of cut down union jacks being flown around this post....with such a "trueblue" and wherz the barbie....it all soundz fairly english/british, to me....We are the champions kinda anglo/americano....what ever happened to...yeah we know....does'nt mean we gotta blab on about it aussie attitude.

RE: DO EU WOMEN LIKE TO MARRY PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES

Maybe it is conceivable that being of european origin it is more "international" to accept the advances of other nationalaties out of "what is right" or internationally accepted as european,therefore in accordance with being european, that is international....so yes I can and will...show my personal internationality.....and f...... you and your thoughts for otherwise.

RE: WOMEN RULE THE WORLD

soft and cuddly, smelling of ajax clean toilets.....total effen kaos.....but lets talk about it !!!!!! oh your childhood:::must have been your dad !!!professor

What do you consider is appropiate enough to consider yourself Australian.

One parent,two parents,born in the country,Iam a downunder wonder and I don't care.....

RE: What music are you listening to right now (MK 3)

SWAMP BOOGIE QUEEN.....Katie Webster.

RE: what would you do with 90 million dollars?

And call it "Smelty's"

RE: say what you really feel!

I think you would get seriously burnt...if you did.! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: WHO IS OR WAS THE MOST FAMOUS MAN AND WOMAN IN THE WORLD ? AND WHY ? NO RELIGIOUS FIGURES PLEASE !

Mickey mouse or ronald Mcdonald..its close.

RE: traveling through europe ...whats the best sites

Egypt have the great pyramide,all other european countries have the fascinating inverted triangle,definately a "best site " for a 24 yr old.

RE: how many countries have you visted? and which one was the best?

32 like to take a piece of the best "ofemall" and call it...oh yeah..I know New Zealand.

Are you a foreigner....?

What about the mirror ?

RE: im a blundering idiot...

Theres nothing wrong with a woman accepting mens advances,as long as its in cash....hey thats cute,poor little hurt girl.

RE: im a blundering idiot...

kidding as in young billy goats....oh yes he is "kidding with ya...or wants too.

RE: im a blundering idiot...

Iam a blundering idiot...nice title...very true words..betcha say it again..and again and again...join the H race & CS on and on and on....applause applause

RE: Flouncing lessons for Lago

flouncing flell flwhat a flantastic flthread...flkeep it up.. confused

Are you a foreigner....?

And wherever you are ! do you feel?.... that you are always reminded that you,... are a foreigner...

RE: Just wanna use your love tonight...

remove the black cable fom the wall and stick your gift in there...that will liven up your fantasy....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: which one are you really here for?

So I'll ask you.... why you are not there...??? ( the sweet thing with this question is I can answer it myself.without invovling anybody else...and give the right answer )professor

This is a list of forum posts created by onelinermadness.

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here