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2 of my friends have been suspended from here....

I'm not sure that this thread belongs in this category...

Or the reason why my friends were suspended...( who they are is not important)...

Even when I am reasonably new here, I already know that his happens quite often...

Tonight I'm hoping to find out more...

In the meantime, and because of solidarity, I'm self-suspending myself until they are reinstated...

Will be back then...

Stay well...and keep on entertaining one and all...

PS: will read all your comments but without participating...
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RE: Hello

Well...you've been here for 2 hours....

How long does it take so say Hello...???

Hello....now you can go to bed....

Nighty night...!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: This is not a candy store, guys.

You have given me pause for thought, brother...confused confused dunno dunno

RE: my goooooodness!!!!!!

At least with the silent treatment, we can watch the games on TV.....without interruption....( I'm not counting the commercials)...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Do you think our country is heading in the right direction?

Waht are you...??? A Detroit Red Wings fan...????mumbling mumbling rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Do you think our country is heading in the right direction?

Really....????

Well, they will be very very happy to know you're spending their money down at Sun City...!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Do you think our country is heading in the right direction?

I think we should start an International Anarchist Party...!!!!dunno dunno

RE: Do you think our country is heading in the right direction?

Hey.....take that back....!!!!!

If you think you'll have problems with the mexican bandidos....

Wait until we unleash the french-canadian Hell's Angels on you...!!!very mad very mad very mad

RE: Do you think our country is heading in the right direction?

You guys are going right....yes....

Right down the drain...!!!!!!

And the worst part is that you're pulling us down (along with the rest of the world)...very mad very mad barf barf

RE: Welcome to Melmac

Hey Bob: you tell any woman any of that B.S., they will laugh you off...

And only a lover will leave foorprints on your heart...???

You forgot to add: SKIDMARKS also....(some, just some)...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The nationality page of Prejudices!

De nada...adios....wine

RE: The nationality page of Prejudices!

Having read all the postings, I can't see where Rose is in any way making fun, degrading, insulting or any other such thing...

...other that using Mozambique as a setting for the jokes...

She could have said the same about my country...I wouldn't have taken any offense...confused confused

RE: hey

It's simply a matter of economics, mainly...

Let's say she has 3 kids....

Going out to dinner....5 servings...

Going to the movies....5 admission tickets...

4 birthdays, 4 presents at Christmas....

You have a small car...going out for drives...??? Nedd to rent a van...or buy a small scholl bus...

Now you're at her place...ready for action....

One of the children come into the room: Mommy, mommy, I'm scared...can I sleep with you...????

Moral of the story: try dating women with cats instead...!!!help help help

RE: NFL Dog Killer Micheal Vic is back

Way too many professional athletes are too stupid to leave the

" hood" behind and try to live by the standards expected of those

being paid millions to play games and entertain...!!!!frustrated frustrated mumbling

RE: The nationality page of Prejudices!

Correction: the war is still ongoing...nowadays on the diplomatic front...

And it will not be over until the islands are returned to their rightful owners....

I have a sticker on the back window of my car here....

The background is the powder blue and white of the flag.

It reads ( translating from spanish ):

The Malvinas WERE, ARE, AND WILL BE argentinian...!!!!

I'm seriously considering having printed in english...!!!

My apologies for going off topic, but I feel very strongly about this issue...!!!

RE: What are you thinking right now?

I'm thinking: Why didn't I come up with the idea of a brilliant thread like this...!!!!!!!!confused confused crying rolling on the floor laughing

RE: The nationality page of Prejudices!

Here in Canada, we always have to press 1 for english, 2 for french...it doesn't bother us...

But then again, we are a bilingual country...unlike you guys in the US...

Hold on a second: actually you are a bilingual one too...or well on the way to be one....

All together now....Mi nombre is Elizabeth...esta es mi casa...este es mi gato....para espanol, disque 1...


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RE: is there really a way to quit smoking

Larry: it's not that easy...

I've read somewhere that nicotine addiction is stronger to break than cocaine's...

Never done cocaine, so I can't say....but I defer to those who probably know...

If you could break the habit cold turkey, you're a better man than me...

I need help....been smoking for 50 years...and can not do it on my own...

RE: is there really a way to quit smoking

Some people were mentining something called " Champix" here...( hope I got the name right...)

And they say it worked....

Funny...yesterday I called one of my brothers in Argentina....he put me on to one of his co-workers...who swears by this product....

It's made by Pfizer Labs...

Have to find out if it's sold here in Canada...

And surely I'll give it a try....

RE: i am single

Come on, Morgan....

Don't scare the prey away....

If she's desperately...let her be....!!!!!

No wonder is so difficult to date anybody here...!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Making love on the beach

And when you saw THE beach at Lake Ontario, where you facing up...or down...devil rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Forced Religion.

When I'm elected President, I'll base only PART of the country on religion...

So I can start very limited wars....

And that is a promise...!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Housekeeping... Does a messy place turn you off?

No...a messy place does not turn me off....

Otherwise I'd have to move...

Or start cleaning....dunno dunno rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Who improves a womans looks the most?

I will tell you who improves a woman's looks the most...

A PLASTIC SURGEON...!!!!!!!!doh doh doh

RE: Who ha$ been a millionair?

I was...until the US elections came about....

Saw the odds at a betting shop...liked them...and said to myself: John McCain can not lose...this looks like easy money....

Live and learn....!!!!!!crying crying crying crying

RE: If you meet that "SPECIAL PERSON" but he or she lives on the other Side of the World would you...

Nice to know that we have reached the stage where we can say so much....and so profoundly with so few words...!!!love rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Save The Drama Fo' Yo' Momma!

I better tippy toe out of here...

Since I'm 1/4 italian, I wouldn't want my esteemed colleague from up the 404 to start throwing crap my way...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: If you meet that "SPECIAL PERSON" but he or she lives on the other Side of the World would you...

WHO....????? WHEN....?????? WHY....?????dunno

RE: If you meet that "SPECIAL PERSON" but he or she lives on the other Side of the World would you...

Is this german too...????
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RE: Save The Drama Fo' Yo' Momma!

No....they don't need any more italians in Texas...only mexicans...

Besides....we should all stay in our own side of the Atlantic...!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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