rioplatense Forum Posts (326)

RE: Is america the most hated country? If yes, what can they do about it? -positive comments please?

America...??? Hated...???? nahhhhh...

You've been listening to KGB radio for too long, pal....

When did they ever staged a revolution, toppled a goverment or otherwise interfered with the internal affairs of other countries...???

That's why when young americans go backpacking overseas, they are recommended to show a canadian flag on their backpacks...!!!!!

RE: wisdom and knowledge which should come first

Is this like the question about the chicken and the egg....????

RE: is anybody here?

They just had to go out...

Will be back in a minute....

RE: Top 10 things to say to a cop when you get pulled over...

Me no speaki ingles.....

RE: Thought he was supposed to ride up on a big white horse

Maybe the horse had diarrea....

And had to plug the hole with the rose...

RE: DO YOU BELIEVE THE 2012 DOOMSDAY PREDICTIONS?

Only the one that says that the Toronto Maple Leafs will win the Stanley Cup in 2013.....

I can translate this for the uninitiated...!!!!

RE: Kilkenny v dublin !!!

No bloody idea....

But somehow doesn't have the same ring as Real Madrid vs. Barcelona, or Manchester U. vs. Chelsea, Flamengo vs. Fluminense, Boca Jrs. vs. River Plate....

You get the idea....

RE: How often do you visit CS on average?

Visit...????????

I practically live here...it's like my second home....

Hope they don't start charging me rent though...

RE: do you think america will attack north koria?

Next time I go to a chinese/ vietnamese/ korean restaurant, and I want some rice dish, I'll play with my rockets...see if I can get faster service....

RE: Does internet dating really work?

Define....WORK.....

RE: What size in a woman would you prefer?

I'll take a 12....

You don't have a 12...??? How about a 14....no...????

Give me whatever the hell you have...I'll take it...!!!!!

RE: Is it true that western women don't like Pakistani guys?

It's very very true....

So....don't bother coming over here....save the airfare...

RE: What kind of man can really satisfy a woman in bed?

Not me, for sure....

I can hardly satisfy myself....

RE: New from the states!!

Hope you know a good psychiatrist...

RE: Not fair when people disagree....

And so you should, pal...

It's a curse to be right all the time.....

RE: do you think america will attack north koria?

I'm sure of it....

As we speak, CIA agents are visiting 7-11 stores all over America...

Trying to reclut people to go there...as a 5th. column....

With the promise that, once the goverment is deposed, they can open the biggest convenience store in the city....

RE: Do you prefer to rent or buy next place to live?

Forget the money, forget the palace....

Filthy is good......

Come here, baby....

RE: Not fair when people disagree....

You're 100% right...not fair when people disagree...

In a perfect world, everybody would agree with me...

Sadly though.....

RE: Do you usually walk away from a breakup thinking

No, never thinking....mumbling and swearingt, yes, never thinking...

RE: I'm the minority....Sodonogo. You?

sodonogo....?????

Wasn't that a lost tribe in the Amazon...????

They must be in a very real minority, let me tell you....

RE: How easy would it be to disappear?

Mon Capitan...you ask very strange questions....

I don't know....the last time I tried to disappear...everybody cried: I can see you....I can see you....

RE: It's time to draw a line in the sand

I'll go with red....

Shiraz, Merlot, Cabernet-Sauvignon, Trapiche....

But..if we run out....

Where the hell is the aftershave....or the mouthwash...?????

RE: Do you prefer to rent or buy next place to live?

If I had a choice, I'd prefer that some 96 year old woman, filthy rich and living in a palatial home, would ask me to move in with her...

Why bother owing or renting....

RE: What would be the best place for a get together in Florida

In any case...if it is Motel 6...we'll leave the light on for you...

RE: do you like date me???

do I want to...????

Let me think about that for a moment....

Hmmmm....

Hell, NO..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: What would be the best place for a get together in Florida

Listen: which Florida are we taling about here...???

Google it...there are Floridas in a lot of countries....

I don't want to go rent a motel room in the wrong place....

RE: Why do people threaten to leave CS?

I desperately try to get to you....but I'm stuck in Cairo....

Give me directions, please....

RE: Why do people threaten to leave CS?

It's a big 10-4

Sweet dreams to you too...

RE: Do you believe in the profit Nostradamus

Ohhhh...you know me so well....

I must be an open book to you....

Leg man...???? something wrong with your feet...???

RE: Why do people threaten to leave CS?

I want to take adventage of this thread to just say this:

If I don't get a date in the next 24/48 hrs, I'M OUT OF HERE..!!

You have to agree that I'm more than flexible...19 to 91...

51 pounds or 510 ....

Get on the car, the bus, the plane....get out your walker...

Run, run, run.....or crawl...whatever...

Otherwise, you can go to church on sunday on pound on your chest and say: Mea culpa, mea culpa....

By then it will be too late....

I just have my ADIOS on the tip of my tongue....