satyr43 Forum Posts (31)

RE: Guys you will love this...

you see, you see, woman are everywhere attacking men!!! Lol....i'm not that bad you know....me thinks that would be a sweet way to be killed

RE: 'MAN OR MONEY' ??????? WHAT MATTERS ????

You are correct , and i'm impressed with such a lovely attitude you have towards men and money
only if all woman thought like you do....sighs
you are indeed a prize worth having

RE: 'MAN OR MONEY' ??????? WHAT MATTERS ????

ssshhh i'm hoping that the woman dont come in here and read the forums!! lol

RE: 'MAN OR MONEY' ??????? WHAT MATTERS ????

Lol!!!

RE: does a Man get a big head when a Woman says she misses him?

It all depends on which head you are refering to
if a woman says she misses me i am profoundly touched and warmed from the bottom of my heart as i know she is genuinly interested in me and likes me....and it does wonders for my other "head" as well

RE: 'MAN OR MONEY' ??????? WHAT MATTERS ????

Yes!! Yes !!! please leave and dont kick the cat on the way out

RE: I'm Sick of Being Single!? plz i need hlp

come knocking on my door

RE: 'MAN OR MONEY' ??????? WHAT MATTERS ????

RE: 'MAN OR MONEY' ??????? WHAT MATTERS ????

Why is it that when woman are soundly beaten in an arguement as you clearly have been they always result in using condescending and patronising insults??

Oh! i remember now, its because of the limited intelligence they possess as their behaviour is dictated by their emotions as opposed to reason and logic...or simply the loss of blood that insues every month has depleted the brain from forming any coherent logical thought

"There now dear its ok", i whisper as i pat her on the head, "you cant help being the way you are, get back into the kitchen and the bedroom where you belong, thats a good girl, come on run along now, your master is waiting for you"

RE: 'MAN OR MONEY' ??????? WHAT MATTERS ????

RE: WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!

This is sure to get me killed but heres a list of Man rules that some of you might find funny...enjoy!

The Man Rules



At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.

Finally, the guys' side of the story (I must admit, it's pretty good).

We always hear 'the rules' from the female side ..

Now here are the rules from the male side.



These are our rules!


Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday is for Sports!
It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, PLEASE say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... REALLY!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

RE: I'm Sick of Being Single!? plz i need hlp

yeah sorry about that....i suppose i did make a huge generalisation there

RE: i really need a girlfriend

You have a lovely night as well

RE: I'm Sick of Being Single!? plz i need hlp

Hi there, being "snappy" in the way you dress means that you dress really nicely and that a lot of woman like a man who presents himself as well as you do...i'm just concerned over here in the west that what motivates most woman nowdays is the size of a mans wallet and NOT his personality but there are always exceptions to the rule, but also over in spain i think it might be a little bit different than over here in regards to what a woman values most in a man and not be motivated so much for how much you earn, and thats a good thing! i guess what i;m trying to say is that you dress nice, have a decent personality so woman should "snap" you up, by wanting to date you and be your girlfriend...over here in my country woman are a lot more choosy and picky in who they want for a boyfriend and even if you dress nice, have a charming personality it still is not enough to get a woman and i find that quite sad...always good talking with you :)

RE: WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!

RE: WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!

RE: 'MAN OR MONEY' ??????? WHAT MATTERS ????

You've missed the entire point in order to obfuscate the issue here...the question is not yours to ask why a kind caring man hasnt got a job but what would you choose? don't bother answering as you have already convinced me that shallow materialistic woman like you would ALWAYS choose an a**hole who had tons of money then a man who would treat you with love, dignity, respect and consideration
there could be issues or circumstances that you might not be aware of that prevents the man from having a job but that wouldnt detract from who he is inside as a person, but you wouldnt look upon the inner soul of a man would you? unless it flashed green

RE: are you a jealous lover?

Lol,

RE: are you a jealous lover?

Believe it or not Jealousy is intricately intwined with Love and they are inseparable...you cannot get jealous over someone you dont have any feelings for or care about...the very fact that you can feel a twinge of jealousy when someone 'steps on your territory", love wise, is in fact a sign you care about that person! Ironic but true....In fact i will go so far as to say that if my current partner, if i had 1 that is, lol, didnt feel jealous if some woman came and lavished kisses on me or asked me out on a lunsh date, i would be very concerned and worried about her that she's NOT jealous

RE: 24 Year old Girl 42 Year old man?

I would say he is 1 lucky guy!

RE: 'MAN OR MONEY' ??????? WHAT MATTERS ????

you're actually brave enough to ask woman this?
99.99% of woman would choose a man who had money even if he was an a**hole, rather then be with a kind caring honest man who had no money...both experience and history of relationships in the west abundantly bear that out and that makes me sick how shallow most woman have become
But if you reversed your question, 99.99% of men would not care if their woman had no money at all, if she was a loving, caring honest partner or wife, as those qualities mean more to us than mere materialistic or monetary assets that they might have

RE: I'm Sick of Being Single!? plz i need hlp

it sounds like we're looking for the same thing

RE: I'm Sick of Being Single!? plz i need hlp

Thank you, i appreciate your honesty and its nice to know that there are woman out there who think as you do

RE: i really need a girlfriend

Thanks mate...and to every woman that has abused me in here take stock of this guy and learn from him.....he simply disagreed with my opinions without feeling the need to get abusive and i respect that
the reason i'm getting you females so upset is that what i might be saying is touching a live nerve in the way you see and approach men

RE: I'm Sick of Being Single!? plz i need hlp

The question more to the point is, why are YOU still in here if what i have been saying is not true?...surely someone as good looking as you, and going by the snappy way you dress, you probably have a good income or disposable cash on tap, which is what woman are really looking for anyway, then how come you can't find a woman??? whay are you even in here?
if woman are not as i say then any decent woman would have snapped you up a long, long time ago...food for thought my friend

RE: I'm Sick of Being Single!? plz i need hlp

The truth hurts dosent it

RE: i really need a girlfriend

as the west has been so thoroughly turned into a matriarchal society already, the evidence clearly shows that no man has ever benefited in any way shape or form in having to live in a matriarchal society

RE: i really need a girlfriend

And you my bearer of truth has hit the nail right on the head!
no man who has got any self esteem or dignity would ever allow himself to be "friends" with a woman if she no longer wants to f...k him
you see what she is really saying is i like you enough to "use" you for ALL THE BENEFITS AND PERKS that having a friendship with a man can bring, i.e his loyalty, affection, time, money, hanging out together etc, but she dosent like you enough to want to sleep with you any more, so while she "claims" that she is being a friend she isn't, as when she gets off the ph to you, shes ringing up her new boyfriend and giving all of herself to him instead... a proper relationship that is based on love, equality and mutual affection is based on EXCUSIVITY so if she no longer wants to make love with you, it is imperative that the guy severs all contact with her immediately, there can be no true basis for any type of friendship left while she is sharing the body she once gave you, to give to someone else

this is not a personal attack on you as i give this advice to ALL my clients

RE: i really need a girlfriend

Lol, your honesty and candor is a welcome breath of fresh air!
perhaps there is hope after all for us males

RE: i really need a girlfriend

couldn't agree with you more , its actually very hard as a male now to live in a Matriarchal society and men are really feeling the brunt of it now...i would love to see society return to true equality and live in blissful harmony with their partners, but sad to say it wont happen in my lifetime, but the pendulum will swing back and what i'm afraid of is that because of the oppresion of men now especially in the west, we will violently react and return to a totalitarian, patriarchal society once more and that wont be beneficial to any one