WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! ( Archived) (71)

Nov 12, 2009 3:42 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Nov 12, 2009 3:45 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
Baby_Monkey
Baby_MonkeyBaby_MonkeyNaguabo, Puerto Rico45 Threads 40 Polls 174 Posts
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Nov 12, 2009 3:51 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
rizlaredonline today!
rizlaredonline today!rizlaredNot in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines89 Threads 2 Polls 5,588 Posts
Hmm yet women still expect men to chase them and wonder why we are so reticent to do so,
Personally I am starting to find these men bashing threads tiresome and somewhat offensive.
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Nov 12, 2009 3:56 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
satyr43
satyr43satyr43Auckland, New Zealand31 Posts
rizlared: Hmm yet women still expect men to chase them and wonder why we are so reticent to do so,
Personally I am starting to find these men bashing threads tiresome and somewhat offensive.


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Nov 12, 2009 4:02 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
satyr43
satyr43satyr43Auckland, New Zealand31 Posts
rizlared: Hmm yet women still expect men to chase them and wonder why we are so reticent to do so,
Personally I am starting to find these men bashing threads tiresome and somewhat offensive.


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Nov 12, 2009 4:05 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
Starstruck
StarstruckStarstruckSligo, Ireland1 Threads 30 Posts
Relax boys!! It could easily be reversed ya know!!!! But gotta admit they are funny which ever way you look at it!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 12, 2009 4:08 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
rizlaredonline today!
rizlaredonline today!rizlaredNot in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines89 Threads 2 Polls 5,588 Posts
Starstruck: Relax boys!! It could easily be reversed ya know!!!! But gotta admit they are funny which ever way you look at it!!

No that is where you are wrong, because men don't tend to try and put down a women who attempts to start a conversation.
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Nov 12, 2009 4:10 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
xxfrecklesxx
xxfrecklesxxxxfrecklesxxBanyeres de Mariola, Valencia Spain23 Threads 1 Polls 1,568 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing


PMSL....love it...
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Nov 12, 2009 4:10 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
Thief, you stole all my lines & reversed them.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hug cheers
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Nov 12, 2009 4:11 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
Starstruck
StarstruckStarstruckSligo, Ireland1 Threads 30 Posts
rizlared: No that is where you are wrong, because men don't tend to try and put down a women who attempts to start a conversation.


Not true of all women either! In my opinion it costs nothing to be polite ...
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Nov 12, 2009 4:13 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
rizlared: No that is where you are wrong, because men don't tend to try and put down a women who attempts to start a conversation.


I don't think she's putting the guy down...... she's just wondering what she did to upset the poor man! grin
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Nov 12, 2009 4:14 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
Put me down, I'll take like a man.rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 12, 2009 4:16 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
rizlaredonline today!
rizlaredonline today!rizlaredNot in Cebu City, Central Visayas Philippines89 Threads 2 Polls 5,588 Posts
Starstruck: Not true of all women either! In my opinion it costs nothing to be polite ...

Oh I fully agree with that, and would rather someone was honest from the start, my point was that there seem to be too many bashing threads these days both male and female, what we need is a hugging threadlaugh
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Nov 12, 2009 4:18 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
Starstruck
StarstruckStarstruckSligo, Ireland1 Threads 30 Posts
rizlared: Oh I fully agree with that, and would rather someone was honest from the start, my point was that there seem to be too many bashing threads these days both male and female, what we need is a hugging thread


hug hug comfort
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Nov 12, 2009 4:19 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
rizlared: Oh I fully agree with that, and would rather someone was honest from the start, my point was that there seem to be too many bashing threads these days both male and female, what we need is a hugging thread
HUGGED, I want to be MUGGEDrolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 12, 2009 4:22 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
Starstruck
StarstruckStarstruckSligo, Ireland1 Threads 30 Posts
drbombay: HUGGED, I want to be MUGGED


boxing boxing rolling on the floor laughing
Closest I could find, hope it works for you!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 12, 2009 4:24 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
Starstruck: Closest I could find, hope it works for you!!!
TY, come to papa.rolling on the floor laughing hug cheers
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Nov 12, 2009 4:25 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
pretty79
pretty79pretty79Frederiksberg, Capital Region Denmark8 Threads 1 Polls 312 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Nov 12, 2009 4:28 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
reb56
reb56reb56carthage, Missouri USA55 Polls 8,629 Posts
rizlared: Hmm yet women still expect men to chase them and wonder why we are so reticent to do so,
Personally I am starting to find these men bashing threads tiresome and somewhat offensive.
they,can dish it out,but can they take it?
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Nov 12, 2009 4:31 PM CST WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
reb56: they,can dish it out,but can they take it?
I guess it depends how big it is.rolling on the floor laughing
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