Dear IRS, Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat. I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029), bringing my total remitted to $3429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.) It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer
TAXES Accounts Receivable Tax Building Permit Tax Capital Gains Tax CDL license Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Court Fines (indirect taxes) Dog License Tax Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Interest expense (tax on the money THEY paid on already) Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Local Income Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Septic Permit Tax Service Charge Taxes Social Security Tax Road Usage Taxes (Truckers) Sales Taxes Recreational Vehicle Tax Road Toll Booth Taxes School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal service fee tax Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax Telephone state and local tax Telephone usage charge tax Toll Bridge Taxes Toll Tunnel Taxes Traffic Fines (indirect taxation) Trailer Registration Tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
Thank you Taboo, Did you ever see the movie "Oh brother where art thou"? All George Clooney wanted was his wife back. But she was willing to settle for the dork in the Woolworth. Because he was "bonefied" Meaning he had a job that payed money to pay her.
I agree with you Magmod. Bush is evil. In my opinion. Isnt it all about the Oil and/or money? (same thing). When the price of Gas doubled, Does anyone know how the Bush family became billionaires in the first place (Now theyre multi billionaires)? Hint there from Texas. Brumsfeld (vice president)owns Halliburton (forgive spelling) The company that is rebuilding Iraq For billions$$$ Of our tax dollars. I didnt vote for them but obviously the dufous majority did. PS I was in Wien. Partying and drinking Pivo (Gosser). Baden, a suburb Of "Vienna" Sailing the Mitterberg coast.
I agree with you Magmod. Bush is evil. In my opinion. Isnt it all about the Oil and/or money? (same thing). When the price of Gas doubled, Does anyone know how the Bush family became billionaires in the first place (Now theyre multi billionaires)? Hint there from Texas. Brumsfeld (vice president)owns Halliburton (forgive spelling) The company that is rebuilding Iraq For billions$$$ Of our tax dollars. I didnt vote for them but obviously the dufous majority did. PS I was in Wien. Partying and drinking Pivo (Gosser). Baden, a suburb Of "Vienna" Sailing the Mitterberg coast.
I see so many Europeons wanting to disarm Americans (ban guns). Americans not only have the right to "bear arms" they also have the right to the "persuit of happiness". Although some may dissagree, happiness comes alot easier when you are not poor. My question is how many Europeons have something to protect? With a wealthy area comes need for protection against theives etc. It must really be hard for Europeons to make money. Cause not many seem to have it in quantity. How Droll!
What is it about Donna I find so attractive? They (the cast)said she is really cool like her character in person. I saw on a one hour interview on FOX. Tommy Chong is also cool in a nastalgic way.
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