jonnt Forum Posts (3,691)

RE: why dont i just give up

Sounds like your not having much luck .

Have you always been the unlucky type .

FREEZER FOOD .

Hi ,long time no see

FREEZER FOOD .

Do you think it advisable to try eating Freezer foods and taking the chance of all your Teeth Breaking

I do

FREEZER FOOD .

Do you like eating Freezer food ,

Or are you to concerned about your teeth getting broken

RE: HOORROR FiLMS

RE: HOORROR FiLMS

The scariest hoorer movie i seen was one called C.S.



Hi all

RE: A Puzzle

Ar ,thats so kind of you thankyou ,

Birds and a Hamster ,,

That would save me having to have made my Dog breakfast ,

Just in one of them there little tents yea say ,

RE: A Puzzle

I think the choice of all them ,ORANGE comes the closest in this case ,,

But i think to hit the mark here in this case

His own Bananna Network beats Orange anyday

RE: A Puzzle

QUESTION

Whats the difference in a Touch Up and a Top Up


ANSWER

Only one is for a Mobile Fone

RE: A Puzzle

Wonder what network there on

Free Top Ups

RE: A Puzzle

Never thought of that ,

How BIG are your MOBILES

RE: A Puzzle

I lived in my Van with me Dog for 3 days .

Music fest in Leicestershire {Ashby Folville}in the Sticks .

Bikers fest with Folk Bands

RE: A Puzzle

HI Mr Leasure

RE: A Puzzle

That last bit should have been scrubbed out not underlined

RE: A Puzzle

Im finding this very complicated

RE: What is the last item of clothing...

Thing is iff you dont take them out the pillow case is so dammed uncomfortable at nite

RE: Resident -Thread Killer

Second thoughts maybe not

RE: Resident -Thread Killer

Hey Zell ,what perfume do you use ,

Must get myself some ,

RE: Resident -Thread Killer

Isnt the national speed limit being Reduced to 80

I thought it was already 120 mph

No wonder im never late getting anywere

RE: "THOU SHALT NOT BREAK RULES" HAVE YOU??? DO TELL

What you dont drink !

Thats even worse ,,

A none drinker being thrown out of a pub



I"ll have to put that into one of the Monty Python scripts .

Thanks for that


Royalties in the post .

RE: "THOU SHALT NOT BREAK RULES" HAVE YOU??? DO TELL

Dont worry about it ,

Worst things can happen

let me think ,

You could get thrown out of a pub .

RE: CARBOOT SALES GARAGE SALES. ANY THOUGHTS ON THEM?

Ther was a thread on here about 4 weeeks ago ,i think Sail put it up ,

I posted about me running down the street naked , also wieldind a Chasbow Bayonet in my hand , thread was to do with embarrasing moments i think {iff any of you clever sods can back track on wHhos replied to what ,then youll see the thread i replied to , it was about me chasing a burgler down the street . while i was naked ,{been in bed lol}

Baynet collection then on wall ..

Red mist with me all the way ,plus im a lunatic when i want to be .

Other than that im a Hippy .lol

RE: CARBOOT SALES GARAGE SALES. ANY THOUGHTS ON THEM?

Thanks mate

RE: CARBOOT SALES GARAGE SALES. ANY THOUGHTS ON THEM?

Thought youd never guess
xx

RE: CARBOOT SALES GARAGE SALES. ANY THOUGHTS ON THEM?

Most burgelies are committed by people wearing Red and White Hooped tops . see i even know my differences in Hooped and Striped .

lol

RE: CARBOOT SALES GARAGE SALES. ANY THOUGHTS ON THEM?

Only thing i know about car boots is that things are nicked in burgalries on saturday nite and passed on for sale in car boots no later than 9pm Sunday .

Ive never done it , taxmans all ive ever kicked , but like you od Liverpool roots , you dont have to be a Canary to be able to whistle ..

I know loads of things

RE: Put me on a train

Ive done it all

Im takin a break now , just like a big cat up a tree lookin down to see whats goin on

RE: Women should know their place and stop being so selfish.

Your not a bad lookin bird iether

RE: What made you smile or laugh today

No i meant Psssst not Pissed

RE: What made you smile or laugh today

Pssst