tampa1 Forum Posts (3,057)

RE: illegal immigration

Hey what can I say?...right on

RE: How Open Are You About Displaying Affection?

I like to dispaly my affection...

RE: Why does....

A little bored this evening Lutz? Lamo..

RE: Statue Phobia

I didn't even know this was a condition...Man what next...?

I have no clue about this stuff, good luck I'm sure there are some treatments for it..

RE: Decaf or Regular?

Tea please, but I will have a coffee here and there..

RE: would you do it over

What would be the point? I would have to say no..Now if I could change some things, that's another matter..

RE: Long Haired Men Where Have They Gone?

Still a few us around...

RE: Inquiring mind wants to know............

I wouldn't do it...

RE: How do you eat your Smarties?

I was a member of the blue smarties club once...

Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

Gets me in trouble too Jax, not to mention deathly ill the next day...

Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

Finally a woman that likes beer...Hey Jax.

Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

Lmao....good one

Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

lol. You could always substitute Wine for beer I guess...

Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

41. A beer chaser is easier to catch.

42. You don't need a license to live with a beer.

43. A tree is good enough for a beer.

44. Beer doesn't grow hair where it shouldn't.

45. Beer doesn't care how much you earn.

46. Beer and "ice" don't mix.

47. Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily.

48. Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.

49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.

50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.

51. Beer never complains about a wet spot.

52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.

53. A beer doesn't bleed one week out of the month.

Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

21. You can have a beer in public.

22. A beer doesn't care when you come.

23. A frigid beer is a good beer.

24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.

25. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

26. You can't catch social diseases from a beer.

27. When you're interrupted by a beer it's for a good reason.

28. A beer is always satisfying.

29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.

30. A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.

31. A beer does not come with in-laws.

32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.

33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box.

34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.

35. Beer doesn't complain about farting.

36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.

37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.

38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought.

39. Beer won't drive you to drink.

40. You can shoot a beer.

Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women

1. You can enjoy a beer all night long.

2. Beer stains wash out.

3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.

4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.

5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.

6. Beer is never late.

7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

8. Hangovers go away.

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.

11. Beer never has a headache.

12. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.

13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

15. A beer goes down easy.

16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.

17. You can share a beer with your friends.

18. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.

19. Beer is always wet.

20. Beer doesn't demand equality.

RE: A question for the men?.......

I guess that makes me a geezer..

RE: What's the worst you've done to your hair?

Dyed mine jet black...I got called Jeronimo for quit some time..

RE: ummmm yeah...?

No complaining here, I think it's a great idea..

RE: NFL UPDATE

football and that goes for the CFL double time..

RE: no peeking

Didn't I ever tell you I can't keep a secret either...

RE: How to find someone to marry? Help me!!! :-)

Why would you want to get married? you don't even have a lady. And your only 20 years old...

RE: past times

cars, trucks...or anything else that may need fixing

RE: name just one ....thing that you are looking for

Nice set of....










































finger nails..

RE: Someone PLEASE explain this to me!

Lol Yeah I hear you jean, most 18 y/o men have no idea what to do with that thing, it's all about them and they don't care where they put it, as long as it's somewhere...lol

RE: Someone PLEASE explain this to me!

Yup I guess so, and cook and clean...and you know that too...

Beats me what's up with the youngsters today...

Could also be that the women thier own age don't know what the heck they want...

RE: Has anybody noticed....

Well to be honest there has not been much in these threads lately to respond too...At least from this males point of view...

RE: How many of you guys (men) really like dancing?

I can't dance and I'm too fat to fly as well...

RE: Newbee

Hi ya Milehigh...welcome aboard

RE: stuff to get at the store on my way home

You shared my beer with the cops...That's pretty low