CourtesyPLus42 Forum Posts (60)
that's some name you got 
...nee offence lyke 
) Obviously is stands for medditerannean summer not a perodic insertion during the warmer months 
but whilt like most numb nutted males I fantacise (dream on noddy) and burn my optic nerve every time I go shopping I do relaize that I am not rich and don't have a body like I used to ...
(except the gay ones and I aint going there )
but definately sgree, I see so many couples where the love has died....very sad.
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The Men's Rules
1. We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.2. These are our rules:
* Please note... these are all numbered No 1 ON PURPOSE!
3. 1.
* Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
4. 1.
* Crying is blackmail.
5. 1.
* Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
* Subtle hints do not work!
* Strong hints do not work!
* Obvious hints do not work!
* JUST SAY IT!
6. 1.
* ‘Yes’ and ‘No’ are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
7. 1.
* Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for
8. 1.
* A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor
9. 1.
* Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
10. 1.
* If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us
11. 1.
* If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
12. 1.
* You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
* Not both
* If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself
13. 1.
* Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
14. 1.
* Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
15. 1.
* ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
* Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
* We have no idea what mauve is.
16. 1.
* If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
17. 1.
* If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
18. 1.
* If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear
19. 1.
* When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
20. 1.
* You have enough clothes
21. 1.
* You have too many shoes
22. 1.
* I am in shape. Round is a shape.
23. 1.
* Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
* couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.
24. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
25. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them an education
I'm JOKING!!!!!