THESE NOTES WERE LEFT IN MILK BOTTLES FOR VARIOUS MILKMEN
Dear milkman: I've just had a baby, please leave another one.
Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.
Cancel one pint after the day after today.
Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.
Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.
Milkman, please could I have a loaf but not bread today.
Please cancel milk. I have nothing coming into the house but two sons on the dole.
Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.
Sorry about yesterday's note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.
When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress.
Please knock. My TV's broken down and I missed last night's Coronation Street. If you saw it, will you tell me what happened over a cup of tea?
My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle?
Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me.
Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant.
Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.
From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk.
My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table in pence, because we want to play bingo tonight.
Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday.
When you leave the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out and put newspaper inside the screen door. P.S. Don't leave any milk.
No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice.
I'm not fake...Trust me sweetcheeks..I'm a one of kind. probably the only long legged, left handed guitar pickin' Belfast rockabilly in this part of the world...
But I hope they're doing this instead of killing themselves..
Over in Bagdad in the burning sand We've got a new kinda rhythm that's real cool and They put a beat to the rhythm of their ancient land Then what do they get, a crazy style And it's driving old Bagdad wild They're rockin' in Bagdad, having a ball Jumping in Bagdad, climbing the wall Bagdad's rocking tonight Doing that boogie up right They're going like mad, a-rocking in old Bagdad
A long time ago back in old Bagdad The dance of the seven veils was the fad The sultan got hip to these rhythm and blues And now he's got a pair of rocking shoes His harem is a-bopping to a boogie beat They even got the camels hopping down the street A snake charmer threw his little flute away Got a guitar now and he's learning to play Something's really happened in old Bagdad 'Cause they're doing that boogie And they're going like that Bagdad's rocking tonight They're doing that boogie up right They're going like mad, a-rocking in old Bagdad
Now them cats ride camels from miles around To hear this new kinda rhythm that old Bagdad found What happens when they hear this crazy mixed-up sound They start to shake, like a snake And they're making old Bagdad quake They're rockin' in Bagdad, having a ball Jumping in Bagdad, climbing the wall Bagdad's rocking tonight Doing that boogie up right They're going like mad, a-rocking in old Bagdad
Things I learned in a hobo jungle Were things they never taught me in a classroom, Like where to find a handout While thumbin' through Chicago PARIS in the afternoon. Hey, I'm not braggin' or complainin', I'm just talkin' to myself man to man. This ole' mental fat I'm chewin' didn't take alot of doin'. But I Take Alot Of Pride In What I Am.
I guess I grew up a loner, I don't remember ever havin' any folks around. But I keep thumbin' through the phone books, And lookin' for my daddy's name in every town. And I meet lots of friendly people, that I always end up leavin' on the lam. Hey, where I've been or where I'm goin' didn't take alot of knowin', But I Take Alot Of Pride In What I Am.
I never travel in a hurry, 'Cause I got nobody waitin' for me anywhere. Home is anywhere I'm livin', If it's sleepin' on some vacant bench in City Square, Or if I'm workin' on some road gang, Or just livin' off the fat of our great land. I never been nobody's idol, But at least I got a title, And I Take Alot Of Pride In What I Am.
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