Cheap . . . quick . . . easy! The Airport Solution Here's a solution to all of the controversy over full body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device and amunition you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling. This method would also eliminate long and expensive trials. It would be quick and swift. Case closed! So simple I can see, or maybe in this case, hear it now. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system. "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number _____. Works for me.
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business car d and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10..'
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! Pass it on 'A cheerful heart is good medicine' (Prov. 17:22)
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RE: are you experienced?
makes him feel like he's gone to heaven