A rabbit goes into a bar (11)
must be an english thing?
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Music_Is_Life: A rabbit goes into a bar for a drink.
‘Want anything to eat’ said the bar man ‘Got a special on toasties; cheese, lettuce or spring onion’
the rabbit says
‘I’ll have the cheese please’
Next day he’s back
‘Want anything to eat’ said the bar man ‘still got some toasties; Lettuce or spring onion?’
‘I’ll have the lettuce please’
He’s back on the third day and has the final spring onion toastie.
He never comes back and later that week the barman is walking home late at night and comes face to face with the ghost of the dead rabbit.
‘What happened to you?’ he asked.
‘I died’
‘What did you die of?’
‘Mixing me toasties!!’
‘Want anything to eat’ said the bar man ‘Got a special on toasties; cheese, lettuce or spring onion’
the rabbit says
‘I’ll have the cheese please’
Next day he’s back
‘Want anything to eat’ said the bar man ‘still got some toasties; Lettuce or spring onion?’
‘I’ll have the lettuce please’
He’s back on the third day and has the final spring onion toastie.
He never comes back and later that week the barman is walking home late at night and comes face to face with the ghost of the dead rabbit.
‘What happened to you?’ he asked.
‘I died’
‘What did you die of?’
‘Mixing me toasties!!’
Damn rabbits; invested with it!
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mindfful: must be an english thing?
Its a wabbet thing...
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‘Mixing me toasties!!’
poor rabbit!
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Mixing me toasties = myxomatosis (disease affecting rabbits).
Crikey!
Crikey!
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Should have had the cheese toasty....... Welsh Rabbit
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‘Want anything to eat’ said the bar man ‘Got a special on toasties; cheese, lettuce or spring onion’
the rabbit says
‘I’ll have the cheese please’
Next day he’s back
‘Want anything to eat’ said the bar man ‘still got some toasties; Lettuce or spring onion?’
‘I’ll have the lettuce please’
He’s back on the third day and has the final spring onion toastie.
He never comes back and later that week the barman is walking home late at night and comes face to face with the ghost of the dead rabbit.
‘What happened to you?’ he asked.
‘I died’
‘What did you die of?’
‘Mixing me toasties!!’