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Are woman mean?

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Better get in their quick my lass, but bring your purse.

Are woman mean?

Nothing new this Rytcharlie, I got up many womans noses as they mostly said a Gentleman pays the lot, so would I if I was a woman perhaps, but on second thoughts I would not, am much to proud. So sorry mate, you buy your beer and I pay for my own, OK?

Ronnie Barker? Well gee, never thought of that but that may be that so many lovely woman smile and look at me and after me when pssing? No doubt some clever Dickhead will comment on that in an insulting way. Pity humanity is not as honest as you and I but I am sure you have learnt as I have to ignore and go on our way smiling.

Are woman mean?

You are all such lovely people and have not changed a bit in your comments at all, and Mariola it shows you carefully read what I write. Is that why you are not interested in me perhaps? You are perhaps searching the world and here is a GENUINE MALE right under your nose and you reject me. What in my profile do you not believe?

I will be "going away again shortly" for awhile as some really genuine nice ladies are paying me visits, no Phoenix one at a time look at my age man. If they are FN interests me not as there is more to life than what you seem to only worry about. Smoky, put that cigarette out, you know it makes sense.

Hope you do not miss me too much!

Are woman mean?

Tried a few other sites, then re-activated this site as it is free, changed my listing and no takers, I am not realy bothered much but my views have not changed, so when you read my updated profile "meal tickets" are not available and no doubt all my genuine reasons for meeting are of no interest to hungry fit nubiles (description of ladies borrowed from Phoenix)and Hello Smoky and Hello Phoenix!

RE: Non-Smokers...would you date a smoker?

NO!

Will now ensure I add NO SMOKERS PLEASE! in my profile. Many people will be amazed to see me appearing again. Fear not, no threads from me on ANYTHING.

Passive smoking kills! Other smells mostly do not.

RE: admitting age

My Dear Lady, being a slight bit longer in the tooth than you I recall the saying that a refusal often offends, even with me I hasten to add as I am slightly different to the norm so I have been told a number of times.

The quote about my cold and empty house was supposed to be funny! Will I ever get it right? It is not cold, certainly not empty and most of the time a very happy place and a warm welcome awaits all.

RE: admitting age

These things

On my laptop it states EMOTICON LIMIT: 3 per post.

So you see, I tried sending 4 once and not one came out on the thread.

I am a newcomer to forums and do not know all the tricks and frankly am glad to struggle on as I am. Practice makes perfect but having "lost" ten years a couple of days ago I am running out of time.

RE: admitting age

When you do let me know and I will drive the distance to your town, unless I am in Africa where you are all wanting to sent me, buy you a real good meal, no limit on wine or price of and pay for it all myself.

Then kiss your hand after I have removed it from my face after the slapping you will have given me for annoying you, wish you a lovely nights sleep and put you in a taxi, pressing the required cash in to the drivers hand including a large tip to ensure he takes care to walk you to your door.

I will then wave after your taxi until it is out of sight. I will then and slowly make my way back home to my cold and empty house.

Something to look forward to.

RE: admitting age

Darling I would remember if we had as I keep a photographic diary that also reminds me of the percentage the lady paid toward the entertainment.

As to what you know, it is that I have to use emoticons more to make our friend in scotland happy. He is right, same as all your comments and suggestions.

Emoticon and use of is covered in another thread, think it is the now defunct one or nearly so named ARE WOMAN MEAN. Do you remember it at all.

You are a lovely looking lady and I mean that from my

Girls from Eastern Europe.

My daddy and mummy told me i was no accident. just before he went to help adolf in russia and got lost we were told.

Girls from Eastern Europe.

CHILDREN, DO NOT FORGET THE SUBJECT PLEASE AS NOI MARKS UP TO NOW. THE SOONER I HAVE E NOUGH GUIDELINES AND SENSIBLE ONES I CAN GET ON AND SET OFF VIA ZURCI NATURALLY AND I WILL FIND YOU MY GOOD LADY AS I WILL BE VISITING BONES KLINIK AND CHARM THE LADY TO LET ME HAVE YOUR ADDRESS.

RE: admitting age

OUCH! THAT HURT.

SORRY, HONESTLY.

RE: admitting age

OUCH! THAT HURT.

I have to use those things as you know.

RE: Who will win 2010 Football World Cup

Is it fair to have PORTUGAL listed twice?

RE: Who will win 2010 Football World Cup

Did Germany play their best team though, that is the question.

RE: Who will win 2010 Football World Cup

Sorry mate, from a German.

Girls from Eastern Europe.

Have a great time now and dont over the policemans foot as he will be very upset. Just and bear the punishment as if after a nice paid for dinner.

There is never any quibbling about who will pay for half the bill, the lady will.

I love you all,except Phoe no I will not say it.

Girls from Eastern Europe.

Ich gehe nicht mer mit gott, aber heidi2765 I just realised. You and I have much in common. We were born in the same city albeit at different times. We support the same football team - GERMANY -so there is hope for us.

Your son will live in Glasgow as I did.

There is light at the end of the tunnel. Hummel hummel



Have to use those to ensure I do not receive a telling off from our friend in Edinburgh. Unless he has taken the ghost tour and is lost underground. I would not like that at all.

RE: Lady Doctor

I am certain there is, just list your problem on here and you will hear from a qualified medical person very quickly.

Girls from Eastern Europe.

STOP IT SMOKY, just as I have discovered this great forum you risk the chance of killing me off with laughing, also now no more mushrooms, have to keep away from Leopards, going to have to give the great travelling bedrooms to charity as could not bear to see the long line of longing eyes.

As for Phoenix, do you really think he is deep down a real nice guy? I was thinking the same but then his latest input suggesting I perform tricks I am not able to as I am a little stiff around the middle, or is it muscle. Sure about your insticts? I wonder if he is a female who has had a typographic error and placed a wrong picture.

Have to use those things as you know.

Girls from Eastern Europe.

And I have had more views of my profile since I increased my age! Should I put another 10 years on? You are so experienced in all this I could really do with more help, the African Trip sounds a little like I should take twenty of you with me.

Our Scottish friend for basic sensible organising. The dear lady from Zurich for non-sensible route planning not forgetting our lovely friend from Sweden as the Africans love blond ladies and will remain friendly to all of us. We need another 16, please apply as soon as possible.

I need to use these things as otherwise our friend from Scotland is not happy.

RE: What makes you happy ??

I am on my way my sweet, been lying about my age as is well known on the forum.

We will go 50/50 on the bottle of wine and picnic naturally. The meal, well you are so lovely so I will pay 60% as a special gesture.

If at my place overnight we will have to shower together you lucky baby, just to save on the water to make up for the extra 10% I will have paid on the meal deal.

RE: What makes you happy ??

A man buying me an expensive meal with loads of champagne. I do not care what happens after the meal, I care mostly that I do not pay toward it.

I am really a woman in disguise.

Girls from Eastern Europe.

In south European countries seems like women have worse opportunities than men and sometimes a man is the only chance for them to survive.

Darling, man and woman is the only chance that humans will survive.

I am very happy to hear that some of your class mates have it good. But what percentage, that is what matters most.

Girls from Eastern Europe.

Your motor-home will blow their ears off! .. SUCH A HOUSE ON WHEELS?!

Who told you? I bet it was Phoenix the cad.

Girls from Eastern Europe.

Now thank you and that is sensible input. All my other friends are very funny and very great humour exists, but they are not helping as you have.

But, being penny pinching I already have a pre-nuptial agreement drawn up that prevents any greedy hands getting my wealth and riches and whatever they would try to get at INCLUDING selling my dead body to medicine for money. The Motor Home has a secret button and will blow up if the security code is not entered when attempting to start the engine. Same for the Nissan X-Trail.
I just hope I never forget after drinking in various pubs looking for my perfect woman. I know I will not find her you guys, I like the beer.

My friend in Scotland,I am joking...........

Are woman mean?

Help me on this then, I do not know what most of them mean? Nothing to do with age. ? OK What the hell?

Are woman mean?

This is FACT!

At least twice that I recall, once Cheltenham and once Ross on Wye in the UK I had the fortune of being sat at the same table as a dear old age pensioner, I was not at that time anywhere near that age, so I did as you did, went out first and paid for their meal. Great feeling. BUT THEY DID NOT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED.

At least twice I paid for a weeks holiday, the first time so an employees daughter could go with her mum as the mum really needed a break and alone would not have been much fun for her, also a honeymoon for an employee and her new husband as they were both deserving. BUT THEY DID NOT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED.

I thought this bloody thread would be over. I am NOT boasting but making a point. Those instances gave ME a great feeling.

RE: Three words that make woman happy

Money money money

or

Let me pay

Girls from Eastern Europe.

Wonderful stuff all this but the subject dear fellow members, do not forget the subject. Without your help I will never ever get away and will have to call on some of you lovely ladies to nurse me.

Why not come with me ladies if you speak some of the lingo? I will pay for half the cost,you know that.

As to my age, have you never heard of a typograhical error?

Anybody can make a mistake and einseen ist der erste weg zur besserung.

Good night now my wonderful friends and drink a toast to me as I do believe you must all have had at least two laughing sessions.

Do not forget the subject. I need input before I set off.