Zellarrone1 Forum Posts (7,644)

RE: Profiles5

Sounds like someone who is more interested in the money rather than a person.

On the bright side at least she's honest though about the things that matter to her

RE: LADIES!!!!!

I know you do, good thing we can laugh Doubt, I'll be laughing for much longer though. postmans just posted a load of letters through my letterbox and they look like bills

RE: Cologne & Perfume...

I don't usually bother wearing any either as I don't like smelling like a flower bucket.

I did get one free from the hairdressers last winter cos it was out of date, it was a summer scent or something and I sprayed it on me as I like to get my moneys worth even if it was free. It does seem to attract the blokes so maybe I should wear it more often

RE: LADIES!!!!!

Yeah, at least I was honest

RE: LADIES!!!!!

I would do the waitressing but think I would have to give the stripping a miss at my age. My body has had it's day about 10 years ago So, if I suddenly stripped off now then the club would probably empty in 3 seconds

On the other hand maybe the punters would start a fund so they could pay me to put my clothes back on so yes, think I would try the stripping option

The car guard thing I would do as I'm used to living amongst and dealing with villains anyway.

As for the marriage option. I would do that so long as he was really rich, aged about 108 and already had one foot in the grave and the other foot hanging precariously over an high cliff whilst doing a little dance and must be within nudging distance of me

RE: Fancy dress

Go as a star trek character or maybe the front end of a pantomime horse

RE: hillbillyhoney has been chosen to wear the crown of CS Hottest Lady congradulations Honey

This is true. I will give it have time to flourish and eventually bud

RE: hillbillyhoney has been chosen to wear the crown of CS Hottest Lady congradulations Honey

I've been called worse

Wow, isn't it exciting though, I'm having to hold myself back from making a congratulations thread proclaiming their announcement

RE: hillbillyhoney has been chosen to wear the crown of CS Hottest Lady congradulations Honey

Woooooooooooooohooooooooooooo

I just saw this. No wonder you've been permanently waxing lyrical wit' your love poems recently, and all along I thought they were for me


However, I have to admit... you two are made for each other

RE: Do I look like a...........

Maybe they think I look like a scammer in this hat

<---- Possible scammers hat

RE: Do I look like a...........

Were you not suspicious though by the way they all spoke?

I mean, I thought that all the scammers typed in broken english.

Hi Gothbabe btw You do look a bit like a scammer now you come to mention it. I think it could be your scammers smile. I#m always wary of <---smiles like this

RE: good evening aliens from out of space !..can you hear me ? i was out earlier when you tried to land

And I get easily as it is with jokes

I just tried to find a female alien picture and it showed me a pic of sigourny wotsername on the search thingie

RE: good evening aliens from out of space !..can you hear me ? i was out earlier when you tried to land

Ah wandering I get it now

RE: good evening aliens from out of space !..can you hear me ? i was out earlier when you tried to land

Okay, I will have to make do with you then for now

I'm only in my third afterlife, got plenty more left yet so I do have time to wait for them

RE: good evening aliens from out of space !..can you hear me ? i was out earlier when you tried to land

What was she wondering about though Never mind, maybe I'm just having a blonde moment

RE: good evening aliens from out of space !..can you hear me ? i was out earlier when you tried to land

I do feel cheated, story of my life

I've got my eye on the two handsome brothers at the bottom of the picture now.

I'll spray them with my jumbo can of bronze spray paint and fantasize they are the handsome- bronzed-brother-who-is-really-the-spoken-for-sister

RE: good evening aliens from out of space !..can you hear me ? i was out earlier when you tried to land

That's a good picture. I like the bronzed one in the middle

RE: good evening aliens from out of space !..can you hear me ? i was out earlier when you tried to land

...and that's just the clanging when your visor or goggles drops down

Or could be your rusty nuts need oiling

RE: Why?

I turned mine off ages ago.

It takes me all my time to keep up with answering my inbox messages on here and trying to keep up to date with the forums.

It really got on my nerves having IM boxes popping at me all the time. At least they could have mailed first and asked if I fancied an IM chat

RE: age! why lie?

Most men are vain and aware of their ages so it's best to just add 10 years onto whichever age they tell you. Then it's not such a big shock in the end when you finally find out their "true" age

RE: Endless hours

I get the "luck" but usually the bad luck. All the ones who like me and I like them are usually an ocean away, or in Australia

RE: I got a new job!

Well done Twinkles Hopefully your new job will bring you into contact with plenty of fit blokes.

Make a change from you having to put up with all the ancient relics at the museum <---- Bad joke

RE: xmas ..

Nope I hate christmas and only like it if I can go away and escape it all. It's so crass and commercialised IMO

Only day I have off work is Christmas day this year so I probably won't even notice christmas this year.

RE: widest age difference

I know.

RE: ever been told "if you where only X amonut of years older/younger?"

Yeah, I often get remarks like that online and in real life from young fit guys in their 20s who wish I were 20 years younger.

I usually take it as a compliment or friendly flirt. I've got a thickskin so very hard to insult anyway

RE: widest age difference

15 years older

13 years younger

RE: Do you ever.. ?

Yes, when I'm in a reflective mood I often look back on my life.

Life is a learning curve so I always try to make sure I learn from any mistakes I make and I also take heart from the good experiences.

As for self growth.. I've definitely become more tolerant and less selfish in the last 10 years. Self growth is a great feeling, I agree with you there

RE: Life, Living and Reflections

You are too modest... you not only polished it, you also added to it and gave it a sparkling completion

RE: what was your very first job?

Mine was working in an aerosol factory. So many bangs and explosions it made Guy Fawkes night seem quiet

RE: Life, Living and Reflections

Yes, that's a good point