night_whispers50 Forum Posts (644)

RE: man for sale

The young ones think once they join instantly women will start Emailing, Takes a long time and a lot of effort...

However if it takes too long and the kid gets his selling price I may slap a For Sale sign on Me hiney too

RE: man for sale

No offers yet? just kidding go slow and don't rush things you will find someone, Best Wishes

RE: man for sale

too quiet, think a tsunami is gonna hit

your on your own kid

RE: Great pick up lines?

You know how they say guys are full of crap, well that may be true, but I just got my colon cleaned today.

I may not be the cutest guy in the bar, but I'm the only one with cookies!


Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall... I'm sitting on my wallet

RE: Great pick up lines?

Your dad must be an awesome baker, because you have rad buns

Do you always wear your shoes over your socks


Yo mama, how about some lip wrestling?



(Look down at your crotch) It's not just going to suck itself


"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?" (No) "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

RE: Isn't it great to find someone you thought you lost!!!

come closer pet

Did you know that kissing prolongs life?

RE: Isn't it great to find someone you thought you lost!!!

Good Night, Kizza.

Sweet dreams...

Hugs...

RE: Isn't it great to find someone you thought you lost!!!

practicing My pick up lines, can I practice on you


i’m gonna put this blind fold on, ok? and now i’m gonna sing you a song, and if you are still standing (or sitting) there when i’m done singing and I take the blind fold off, then that means that either you like my singing, or else you think i’m a hot stud and you want a date with me. ok, here I go… today i’m gonna be singing, “someone’s in the kitchen with Dina”

RE: Connecting Singles

There is a couple of other free dating sites, never had scammers on those sites yet

RE: Would You Kiss

RE: Would You Kiss

RE: Would You Kiss

on strike till they come out with the 69 version

RE: Would You Kiss

because you know the men like to watch two females kiss... or so I have been told

RE: Isn't it great to find someone you thought you lost!!!

did we come to see kizzi is the question at hand...lmaooo

RE: Would you date someone with a physical disability?

We are all a bit crazy at times, some more crazy than others...

after living in the Pine City and Mora area, for over 40 years,
there is a small town they found benzine in the water, have you heard of this? I owned property there a couple miles away from there, lived in that spot for close to 20 years, Knew one guy named Jack, he liked spinning nun chucks, always wondered how he kept from smacking himself in the head with them...lol

RE: Start at A end at Z for each letter say a word

Zannichelliaceae

RE: Hello CS Community ~

RE: Airport security

I was boarding a flight in Mlps. Mn they decided to search My luggage , the one bag I had about 20 pounds of collector coins most likely that looked odd enough, they asked Me if I had harmonica in My bag, forgetting I had a Roy Rogers Cowboy Band harmonica in the one bag, I told them no, they started to panic, told everyone to stay back, opened the bag several times before they zipped open the inside pouch and found the harmonica.
I guess that will teach Me to collect antiques ...lol
Think it scared the kajeebers out of the other people who were trying to board the plane...lol

RE: Happy Birthday ..... darren9030

RE: Medical advice

I had forgotten about this link...




I hope you found what you were looking for

RE: Medical advice

please do not do that, it is called a joke, I am sure she knows that

RE: Medical advice

if you are pregnant it is not mine, I swear the keyboard had plastic over it

RE: Medical advice

RE: Should convicted criminals serving time in prison be expected to

like the lady washing the car in Cool hand Luke, not a bad idea

RE: Should convicted criminals serving time in prison be expected to

not tax money. you rent them out, clearing brush etc. something no one else wants to do, helps the community and less damage to the local work force, like in the olden days they put them to hard labor, back then it was splitting rock, clearing brush, building roads etc.

RE: Should convicted criminals serving time in prison be expected to

they should contribute to the work force, however find a line of work that is less desirable and not hurting commercial workers.

They should also get a wage for the work they do if eventually they will go back into the real world again, if they are lifers without the chance of parole then the wage should first go to any restitution that they may owe for the crime they committed, if nothing is owed then donate to a local charity

RE: At what point do you say I want you to be mine?

when you are comfortable enough, also when you know about the other person and are positive about entering into a relationship
some people tend to rush things too fast online, take it slow and put some thought into it...

RE: At what point do you say I want you to be mine?

run fast it's a trap

RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

A whip, paddle and My flogger, do you need a demonstration on how to use any of these

RE: Where have all the quality women gone??

the rest of us won't say a word