Someone once said that when a woman makes a man laugh, he picks her for his friend; but when she laughs at his jokes-they became a couple! I wonder how much truth is in this statement... ;)
lol... tell me about it...!!! however i am in different situation cause for me here ALL of the accents are foreign! ;)) Still, I'm partial to Europeans, shoot me! lol
Hey, hey! Thanx for all the input. AND A COLD SHOWER, MOST OF THE TIMES... :( I noticed that guys were more negative about that kind of relationship, I wonder why... BUT I HAVE HOPE, CAUSE I AFTER 12 YEARS IN STATES, I STILL HAVE CONTACTS WITH MY FRIENDS BACK HOME... true, romantic involvement is different but worst case scenario will be that we will be friends with "my" guy... and what I meant by lack of time is not a lack of time for me in particular, but in general his schedule is absolutely full.
SOOOOO....LADIES. WE ALL HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!!! ;) lol I'm absolutely crazy about mediterranean guys... uhm, i should stop writing cause one in particular comes to my mind... and Tonya, thanx for posting a first reply to my help thread!
"Do u like me?" He said "no" "Do u think I'm pretty?" she asked. He said "no" again. So she asked once more: "Am I in your heart?" He said "no" Finally she asked: "If I went away, would u cry after me?" He said that he wouldn't. "Sad" she thought and went away... but he grabbed her hand and said: "I don't like you, I love you. For me you are not pretty, you're beautiful. You're not in my heart, you are my heart. I wouldn't cry after you, I would die from longing."
Early morning phone call: -hello, senor Humphrey? it's Ernesto, i tend to your summer residence. -oh yes,Ernesto. what's up? did something happen? -i'm calling to inform you about the death of your parrot. -my parrot is dead? which one? not the one which won the international competition?? -yes, sir, that's the one... -it's horrible, i spent a lot of money on her. how did she die? -from eating spoiled meat, senor. -spoiled meat? who gave her spoiled meat? -nobody, senor. she ate the meat of a dead horse on her own. -dead horse? what horse? -your Arabian race horse, which died from pulling a water wagon. -are you crazy? what wagon? -to extinguish the fire, senor. -dear Lord! what fire? -your house, senor. curtains caught fire from the candle. -what candle? the house has electricity! -a funeral candle, senor. -what funeral, damnit? -of your mother, senor. she arrived without notice, and I, thinking that it was a burglar, hit her with golf club Nike-Tiger Woods.
A moment of silence...
-Ernesto, if you broke that golf club, you're fired.
A blonde boarded an airplain to Madrid, but she sat down in the first class instead of second. The flight attendant asked her to move but she refused. After much talk, desperate attendant asked the pilot for help. The pilot whispered something to the blonde and she moved to second class. What did u say to her?-mused the attendant.
Well, I simply said that the FIRST class isn't flying to Madrid...
Hey Everyone! I'm new to this, never posted before... I need your advice, people! I've met a great guy over the net but he's in Europe and we can't meet for at least a year!!! Now, he's extremely busy and has so little time that it's scary. I want to keep him thinking about me! ANY IDEAS?
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Uhm...Antsy... KILLING implies DEATH ;)Maybe Levi was right ;) ;) ;)
(now we're both on the run...)