Need Motivational Quotes ( Archived) (26)

Every morning when I get to the office (way too early) I page out motivational quotes to some associates. I'm wondering if any CS people have any I can call my own. I mean borrow :)

Subject: Dog philosophy




The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue.
-Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.
-Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went.
-Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
-Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult.
-Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

What is to be will be

BUT

What is not to be could happen

The world never knows what tomorrow brings!

Awesome quotes! I can't send them though. My co-workers will think I think they're dogs lol.

This is one of my favorites;

"DANCE as though no one is watching you,
LOVE as though you have never been hurt before,
SING as though no one can hear you,
LIVE as though heaven is on earth."

I have some(Inspirational) quotes:


Inspirational Quotes:

“We all live with the objective of being happy; Our lives are all different but yet the same.” -Anne Frank

“Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” -Mark Twain

“The place to improve the world is first in one’s own heart and head and hands.” -Robert M. Pirsig

“A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; It is the prerogative of the brave.” - Mohandas Ghadi

“If there is any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow human being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again.” -William Penn

“When eating fruit, think of the person who planted the tree.” -Vietnamese saying

“Leadership is doing what is right when no one is watching.” -George Van Valkenburg

“When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.” -John Ruskin

“Old age to the unlearned, is winter; to the learned, It’s harvest time.” -Yiddish saying

“Ultimately, It is through serving others that we become fully human.” -Marsha Sinitar

“Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money with out spending it, and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.” -Ann Landers

“Selfishness may be sweet only for oneself, but no harmony of the whole can come from it.” -Tenrikyo Osashizu

It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

The greatest joy is to know no cause for sorrow.