Nah, dont give a toss about the netball - crap sport in my opinion............ I dont remember mentioning the sodding netball - where the hell did that come from? - surely you can do better than that!
Yeah I can be nice....sometimes.....but only to those who deserve it!
If youve got something to say, how about you come right out and say it, all of hinting is getting very boring -YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWN!
'all i can say is don't jump on the bandwagon and always form your own opinions.'
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Thats rich coming from you mate!! Like I said before - Ive already read your posts, maybe you should too! Oh the irony of it all! LOLOLOLOLOL! If you want to give ME advice - start your OWN advice thread! Not that Id ever ask you for advice! Go on SHOO, SCAT - havent you got someone else to bother?????
Wait a second, before you go - let me check my bothered pocket.....
Well Euro I beg to differ, I have read some of your posts and they arent very nice at all - maybe some people dont appreciate your brand of humour - maybe try reading your statments again before you post then and try to look at them from all angles - even upside down, you may hurt your neck but hey, sometimes we have to make sacrifices.....
Ok well unless you have a raging STD problem I suggest that you stand on your head when you pee - get a pillow and place it on the floor infront of the toilet and make sure you get your balance first - we dont want any pee on the seat! I think you will find that if you do as I say it will give your bladder a bit of a rest and your head will hurt so much you will forget about your urinating problem.
Oi - If you look at the msg you quoted it was MY msg that you quoted and responded to - I dont think you get it you silly boy you! Your special mens languauge doesnt make any bloody sense! Double dutch!! Hahaha
Yeah, yeah, I know that already - the good thing is after you stab them and it doesnt work out - you know you wont get stalked by them because they will be in hospital!! You can rest in peace and serenity, you know, kick back with your feet up and enjoy life!
Depends how you meet them really and if they know anyone that you know. Usually people meet through association. This is where internet dating has its dangers because nobody knows anyone else or has physically set eyes on them. It is a place where weirdos have anonymity and is a stalkers playground. So be careful who you meet and if you do decide to meet someone from a website take pepper spray and a hunting knife - preferably a doubled edged one!
Hmm well I think you need to add some more humour to your emails and make this girl laugh. I guess most women dont like to hear about your drunken weeks off and maybe, just maybe it has turned her off a little. Try being a little more grown up and she may respond to you - who knows?? Women dont like to do the chasing unless its after a sale item they have had their eye on for a while - then wild horses couldnt stop them.
No no no, dont take them down - you leave them up and make an example out of them for the rest of the socks. While your at it nail up a pair of your jocks for good measure, we must keep all threats balanced!
Hey there! I didnt write that dribble that you quoted! haha Just wanted to be clear on that one!
Six packs over here cost nothing but your own hard work mate - It takes years to get one - or you can just nip down the bottle shop and it takes 5 mins - your choice really!! hahahahaha
Yep, its me really, Im teasing you guys, its time for me to expose myself!! I have my own special home brand of humour, you know the cheap generic brand you buy at the supermarket - thats me!! Im a bit crazy but also serious at times(not often though) - a little from collumn A - a little from collumn B!!!!!!
Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
I can give you some tips hun - ask away!!! hehe