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Mar 27, 2006 1:27 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
C'mon - spill it!
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Mar 27, 2006 1:30 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
dixrog
dixrogdixrogNorton, Virginia USA54 Threads 1,974 Posts
I have a bone in my leg
Can you help me antsy?
lol

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Mar 27, 2006 2:06 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
Sure can, how would you like me to remove it - anesthetic or not????
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Mar 27, 2006 2:15 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
dixrog
dixrogdixrogNorton, Virginia USA54 Threads 1,974 Posts
anesthetic, please...I hate pain. lol
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Mar 27, 2006 2:19 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
Ok no probs - Ill just knock you out first! When you awaken you shall be legless! haha! Now do you have any real problems??? hehe
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Mar 27, 2006 2:24 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
dixrog
dixrogdixrogNorton, Virginia USA54 Threads 1,974 Posts
nah, just playing with ya.
Have a good day.

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Mar 27, 2006 2:26 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
Cheeky cow! hahaha - I guess seeing as Im such a kidder nobody wants to tell me their problems - cant blame them really, I dont think they would get a sensible answer!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Mar 27, 2006 2:36 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
solowolf
solowolfsolowolfoklahoma city, Oklahoma USA32 Threads 969 Posts
I seem to always have these strange different colored flat and saggy objects clinging to my body, almost all the time.

They seem to fall off at least once a day...but new sometimes different colored ones alway seem to take their place soon after.
They seem to mean no harm but they cling to me like they are trying to hide something...what are they??? and should I be worried???
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Mar 27, 2006 2:44 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
Oh dear me, yes you should be very worried!! You must shower 3 times a day and scrub yourself thoroughly! When you see one of these objects appear you must be rid of them straight away. I think you have something which us technically minded people like to call Clingonitis, you are showing all the symptoms. Let me know how you go with the showering....... any other malfunctions you wish to report???
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Mar 27, 2006 2:51 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
solowolf
solowolfsolowolfoklahoma city, Oklahoma USA32 Threads 969 Posts
that you so much!!! for your advice....as a rule i try to avoid bathing as much as possible but if that is what it take then... by golly, gum and gee wheez i will....

p.s. sorry for the foul language :P
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Mar 27, 2006 3:16 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
Mike1162
Mike1162Mike1162Over the Rainbow, Pennsylvania USA70 Threads 1,694 Posts
I had everything looking exceptionally romantic with candles strategically placed throughout the dining quarters. The classical music was playing at a rather low level giving the atmosphere a most serene aumbiance. I quietly mentioned that I would be returning with the meal that was being prepared when all of a sudden the toaster popped, and the bread was burnt. So much for all my hard work. I was devestated.

Please help
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Mar 27, 2006 7:19 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
Paper bag>>>>>>>>>>>..how would i look into the windows to their soul.
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Mar 27, 2006 8:15 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
thru the holes you cut in the bag for their ears!!!! haha - but if your serious I can help!!
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Mar 27, 2006 8:44 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
Hmm well to be honest, if you were smart about the whole thing they wouldnt know eachother for a start - no wonder you cant develop any feeling for the one person because you are secretly feeling guilty about the whole thing even if you wont admit it to yourself.

You need to get out of both relationships as neither is working for you and find ONE person who is looking for the same thing that you are. We all have a picture of the perfect person in our head but nobody will live up to that expectation as it is unrealistic, hence the reason we are here on this site!

It is a well known fact that we can never have what we want and I think that society has turned us all into a bunch on non-relationship conformists with all of the advertising and such.

Get out of your situation and look for something fresh and exciting (now I sound like a bloody tv add lol) and be faithful to the one woman and you will feel much better about yourself as a person. What was your parents relationship like - are you repeating history or doing what you have seen done by your father??? maybe, I dont know but it may be something to consider.

Enough seriousness for me! Bloody hell Im exhausted!!

Someone ask me something stupid again!!!!
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Mar 27, 2006 8:49 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
dixrog
dixrogdixrogNorton, Virginia USA54 Threads 1,974 Posts
What's a cheeky cow? LMAO

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Mar 27, 2006 8:51 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
Oh thank god - a stupid question! hahahaha
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Mar 27, 2006 8:52 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
fireliter
fireliterfireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts
is it a good thing to go grocery shopping when hungry??
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Mar 27, 2006 8:55 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
TexasTornado
TexasTornadoTexasTornadofairfield, USA22 Threads 2,701 Posts
no u spend to much money and all you really buy is junk food
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Mar 27, 2006 8:55 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
Nah just drop in at your relatives houses around meal times! Its heaps cheaper!
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Mar 27, 2006 8:56 AM CST Tell me your problem and I will give you an answer!!!! Everyone welcome!!
dixrog
dixrogdixrogNorton, Virginia USA54 Threads 1,974 Posts
I am to please....

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