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RE: Tell me your secrets

do you want your old job back?

if man can fly to the moon......

why is it so difficult to get an appointment with the doctor?

RE: Tell me your secrets

i was born daid lagoski tennant! i have been employed by the kgb for 9.6 years! i know what you are saying, doing, and thinking even as i type this! is that enough for right now?

RE: Does Luck Favor the Prepared Mind?

you shouldn't have started then!

RE: How do you seek sanctuary from over indulgence?

just go with the flow!

RE: Does Luck Favor the Prepared Mind?

no-peppered people flavour the palate!

RE: sAY SOMETHING RUDE ABOUT ANYBODY....

your bum looks big in that dress!

RE: what do you many you think of the word paradox, what comes to mind.

that was a joke of course! i did microbiology!

RE: Why did Jesus not leave writings?

i saw that too-like a sunami-more scientifically believable i'd say!

RE: Why did Jesus not leave writings?

well maybe he did exist then! easter soon!

RE: Why did Muhammed leave to much writings?

hope you're on my side! can do the burning longboat thing!

RE: Why did Jesus not leave writings?

to try and control society, before they knew it was going to jump right up and bite them on the bum! i can't believe no-one else here knows this! it's santa claus stuff! lie to them until they get a mind of their own! lol & again!

RE: what do you many you think of the word paradox, what comes to mind.

ok, so i can't count-funny how i got that degree in physics- my tutor must have liked me! love ya too!

RE: Why did Muhammed leave to much writings?

good humoured comments-more sinister issues-preparing for later!

RE: what do you many you think of the word paradox, what comes to mind.

would that not be "unedox"?

RE: what do you many you think of the word paradox, what comes to mind.

an opinion that contradicts with common beliefs!

RE: Why did Jesus not leave writings?

i'm just getting to the power of religion and how it has caused more bloodshed and corruption than oil or money! dates and facts are a by-product of what exists now! i am not saying that issues such as the 10 commandments are not important but who says most decent people wouldn't live by that ideal anyway?

RE: what do single people think of single parents with children.

i was a single parent for many years and understand the pressure it brings! my daughter has grown into womanhood and is one of the best people i know! being brought up in a single parent environment can have major advantages e.g. no arguments and bad atmospheres! don't know how your society stands, but in britain many young girls have children as a means to an end-getting housed etc-this is not great, when i hear them cursing at their little ones when the reality of parenthood kicks in! 2 sides to every story!

RE: Why did Jesus not leave writings?

have not seen many miracles in my lifetime my friend! can you explain the parting of the red sea?

RE: Why did Jesus not leave writings?

maybe he never existed and it's just society's way of trying to keep people in their place! religion works totally!!!

RE: what do women want?

wouldn't say that at all! it's finding it, that's the problem! if they don't know what they want, they're not where they should be!

RE: If you could change ONE law....what would it be?

now you smell of farts and b.o. lol!

RE: If you could change ONE law....what would it be?

smoking in bars and restuarants! law just started today in scotland!

started something new though, on the upside-smirting!-for people outside cross between smoking and flirting!

RE: Oldest profession

this is the 21st century! would like to meet a guy for his mind, soul and body-not his cash! it's an insult to genuine women for you to think that's what hey want! you need to meet different types i think-break the cycle!

RE: A Genie grants you three wishes......What would you choose?

to have a flying carpet so i can go anywhere i want

to give all the people i love happiness

to be inside the head of owen wilson

RE: Mr. majestic

ok-you can have the east wing-share the pool and sauna though!

RE: Mr. majestic

if i win, i'll send you a free trip to edinburgh castle!

RE: Mr. majestic

you used 7 twice-give me another!

RE: Mr. majestic

there are 6 numbers.....continue!

RE: Mr. majestic

what are the winning lottery numbers for wednesday night?

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