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Poem	Order by Most Viewed	Order by Most Commented	Order by Most Liked	Created	Commented	Viewed
champaign and pain this is dedicated to my pet ferret chaos...	412	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 28
a billion WAYS TO SAY three little words i'd wish this had happened but for the fact that after the alter appeard a child who would grow up to be a genius, have a hot genius wife and a cutest...	460	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	27 mins ago
I WISH I DIDN'T HOWEVER I DO buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!...	410	2	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 27
SHE WROTE THIS POEM (I HAVE DIMENTIA) ASK HER!...	535	5	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 28
SHE WROTE THIS (i have dimentia) BECAUSE SHE'S A CHEAP DATE!...	755	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 28
HEAVEN'S HOARDS BECAUSE TOMORROW IS SUNDAY BUT I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S SILENT OR NOISY...	379	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 27
if it's dawn it's time for me to yawn and MOURN i know that she knows that i know why she thinks i wrote this poem...	554	3	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 27
A SILENT SUNDAY LED TO A MERRY MONDAY i wrote this poem because Elvis actually GOT SHOT DEAD at the end of "LOVE ME TENDER"...	490	4	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 28

THERE AIN'T NO SCO NO MO I LIKE TO DANCE HORIZONTALLY...	389	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 28
CAVIAT EMPTY SHOOTING DOPE WAS DYNAMITE....SCORING IT BACK IN '65 WAS THE PROBLEM FOR A YOUNG WHITE BOY...	312	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 28
have a SEAT at THE righT HAnd oF My LORD "no man is an island unto himself every man's death diminishes me"...	377	0	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	1 hrs ago
this SINner was NO WinNEr i ain't never been no saint but beieve me, she's been a whore for us just for smokes)...	473	0	0	Aug 2011		Apr 28
I WILL not I CANNOT POOR LITTLE INNOCENT KIDS, AND THEY SMILE MORE OFTEN THAN DO I...	288	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	21 mins ago
A MAN MADE A MAD MASTER i don't have the energy anymore to click my heels so i weep for the innocents dead instead...	425	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	2 hrs ago
all TOO soon I'll forget YOUR NAME because i don't know what happened to her maybe some of you do but last i heard is we were working sort of together and it was working out...sis...	335	4	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	25 mins ago
feet FIRST deAD FREd because half my life is urban legend, the other half a lie...	222	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	3 hrs ago
R e T u R n TO tender RETURN TO TENDER I wrote my lover a letter saying I wish you were here I’m as lonely as a dove whose mate just died In that letter I made my need...	272	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 27
an uNKIND KIND OF KINDLING REMEMBER THE HOKEY-POKEY....WASN' THAT YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT IN THEN YOU PUT YOUR FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH...	282	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	51 mins ago
I THOUGHT I HEARD THE word THIRD I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE WENT, SHE JUST UP AND DISAPPEARED...	226	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 27
PYSICALLY aged BUT spirtualLY YOUTHful i was listening to some JAZZ, E....VEN THOUGH MY FRIENDS DON'T DIG IT...	276	2	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 28
born BLIND to THE uni-CURSE number 1...	225	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 25

YO J! THIS AIN'T A "J" POEM since i'm only 2178 this isn't isn't half the poem whomever the number one poet is...imagine the aura that must surround him...	234	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 22
hers HERS The impresario’s impressive and imperialistic chalice of beauty owned it And made no bones about it All the documents were signed properly...	187	0	0	Aug 2011		Apr 12
D.N.R. EVER EVEN IF YOU THINK I CAN LIVE please! I NEED HER LIKE A WALTZ NEEDS MUSIC, PAINT FOR A PORTRAIT AND A CLOWN NEEDS MAKE-UP I PROMISED MY SON NOT AGAIN, BUT THIS ONE WOULD BE ONLY THREE...	210	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 17
this is un-important compared TO GROWING DAISIES NOW I CAN WATCH SAMMY DAVIS JR. DO "MR. BO JANGLES" AND MAKE ME CURSE THE CONCEPT OF DEATH...	245	2	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	9 mins ago
youtube "LET THEM BE LITTLE" by anyone i told her to tint those windows!...	276	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 24
H E R S CHAPTER FIVE VS. V1 & V11 ACCORDING TO THE GOSPEL OF free cee!...	188	0	0	Aug 2011		Apr 28
A street IN A burg CALLED the blues BABY SOME YOUNG DUDE IN THE HOOD WHERE I HANG AND HOLLAR AT MY HOMIES MADE THIS INTO A RAP SONG.....MUSIC AND ALL.....EVERYONE WHO HAD A HAND IN MAKING THA...	269	0	0	Aug 2011		Apr 15
B O R N B L I N D T O T H E U N I C U RSE WHATEVER HAPPENED TO "MALTINE" WASN'T THAT THE LITTLE OBJECT KID SAID STUPH IN?...	253	0	0	Aug 2011		Apr 13
i hope JAMES DEAN didn't come back as a snail WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF A PERSON ALMOST DYING IS IN AN AMBULANE AND THE AMBULANCE DRIVER HAD A HEART ATTACK? AND TO NUMBER ONE, SEE, YOU NEED A GOOD...	232	0	0	Aug 2011		Apr 16
DOES N E 1 HAVE THAT STUPH FOR DRY EYES? SO ANYWAY, THIS MIDGET WALKS INTOA BAR WITH A PRIEST AND A NUN...WELL AFTER I WHILE THE NUN.....AH, NEVER MIND, YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE...	190	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 27

i do not see this posted to the second power i ain't got time.....the b*tch who owns the Lexus and is treating me to a steak dinner is honking like crazy byyyyeeeee!...	179	0	0	Aug 2011		Apr 20
I DO NOT SEE THIS UNDER "VIEW MY POEMS" I HOPE THAT ANGEL USES SOMETHING FOR THE DISH DETERGENT THAT WILL MAKE HER HANDS FEEL ANGELICALLY SOFT..OH WAIT..THEY ALREADY ARE...	207	0	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 29
i only know if i wasn't the author i would read it DO YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT WE HAD A FATHER AND SON PRESIDENTS WHO USED THE WORD "NUCULAR" TWO PREIDENSTS THEIR ADVISORS MUST HAVE BEEN AFRAI...	284	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 29
come HAVE GUN in this NEIGHborHOOD AH, I SUPPOSE IT'S OKAY...	174	0	0	Aug 2011		Apr 22
breakfast AIN'T eggs BENEDICT THAT'S FOR SURE THEY SERVED CALVES LIVER AT LEAST TWO TIMES A WEEK AND IT WAS RIGHT NEAR WHERE TIMOTHY LEARY WAS STAYING FOR THE SUMMER UP...	240	1	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 5
G R O W I N G F R O M Y E A R T O F E AR AND THE REST IS HIS STORY...	284	0	0	Aug 2011		Apr 21
A DISTINCTION WITHOUT A DIFFERENCE I WROTE THIS CUZ THE b*tch WON'T SHUT UP AND SO AS LONG AS I'M HIDING FROM HER i MAY AS WELL HAVE AUTHORED THIS POEM...	243	0	0	Aug 2011		26 mins ago
T H E H E A V E N T I E S EVERYTHING BUT SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER, I GAVE THAT TO BETTY BRAZIL...	226	0	0	Aug 2011		Apr 9
AL DI LA MY LOVE I TOLD JUDY NOT TO GO IN THE CAR WITH GENE ON ACID, BUT SHE WENT...AND MY LOVER RETURNED IN PIECES...	365	4	0	Aug 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 25

freepoetry Newest Poems (51)