If A Woman Says ..........

Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you giver her house she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So – if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

So, just understand her first… (Top 10 sayings...)

If a woman says she's fine, it means...

If a woman says she's fine, it means...
a) She's had a rough day
b) She missed her boyfriend
c) She realized how many people are much smarter than her

If a woman says I just don't have time, it means...

a) She's avoiding the topic
b) She knows what she's doing
c) She's trying to trip ya

If a woman says I hate you, it means...

a) She feels distant from you
b) She cares about you a lot
c) She wants to talk about something else other than sports and politics

If a woman says get lost, it means...

a) You're way ugly
b) She's really concentrating
c) She's up to something

If a woman says I have a headache, it means...

a) She's trying to make you feel sorry for her
b) She trying to make you forget about the things she said to you just now
c) She's trying to pretend she's done a great deal of work

If a woman says you're cute, it means...

a) She's trying to get you talking about what you're up to
b) She wants to get to know you
c) She has other plans

If a woman talks about her boyfriend with you, it means...

a) She's not at all fond of him
b) She's saying how great you'd be if you were mine
c) She's trying to obtain moral support

If a woman laughs at you and says I wasn't laughing at you, it means...

a) She was thinking about your...
b) She thinks she's much better than you
c) She wants to embarrass you

If a woman says Honestly!, it means...

a) She's trying to hide other lies with the one she just said now
b) She's scared you might figure out what she's up to
c) She is insecure about herself

If a woman says I love you, it means...

a) You will be easy to handle after that
b) You know yourself, you'd fall for it
c) You are the only idiot in this entire world who is prepared to take her burdens
Now it’s your time to be multiplied. :)
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