If A Woman Says ..........

Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you giver her house she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So – if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

So, just understand her first… (Top 10 sayings...)
1

If a woman says she's fine, it means...

If a woman says she's fine, it means...
a) She's had a rough day
b) She missed her boyfriend
c) She realized how many people are much smarter than her
2

If a woman says I just don't have time, it means...

a) She's avoiding the topic
b) She knows what she's doing
c) She's trying to trip ya
3

If a woman says I hate you, it means...

a) She feels distant from you
b) She cares about you a lot
c) She wants to talk about something else other than sports and politics
4

If a woman says get lost, it means...

a) You're way ugly
b) She's really concentrating
c) She's up to something
5

If a woman says I have a headache, it means...

a) She's trying to make you feel sorry for her
b) She trying to make you forget about the things she said to you just now
c) She's trying to pretend she's done a great deal of work
6

If a woman says you're cute, it means...

a) She's trying to get you talking about what you're up to
b) She wants to get to know you
c) She has other plans
7

If a woman talks about her boyfriend with you, it means...

a) She's not at all fond of him
b) She's saying how great you'd be if you were mine
c) She's trying to obtain moral support
8

If a woman laughs at you and says I wasn't laughing at you, it means...

a) She was thinking about your...
b) She thinks she's much better than you
c) She wants to embarrass you
9

If a woman says Honestly!, it means...

a) She's trying to hide other lies with the one she just said now
b) She's scared you might figure out what she's up to
c) She is insecure about herself
10

If a woman says I love you, it means...

a) You will be easy to handle after that
b) You know yourself, you'd fall for it
c) You are the only idiot in this entire world who is prepared to take her burdens

Now it’s your time to be multiplied. :)

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