What we need first are the driver, the co-driver (must need have good eye sight and be able to hear the GPS telling right and left and translate this to the driver, as he will be busy checking the liquor in the ceiling in his the rear mirror.
Co-driver should be charming, have a good humour and be very flirty with uniformed people, since we otherwise may have to pay fines for
riding to many people in the bus 
Why not a women at the wheel? Hey... Drivers don't drink. We want a sober girl on the bus? Ney...
Then we need the mannequins in the rear sofa, you should be ready to blond your hair or already have it. Three of you would be great.
We need some knitting of the net done and a team spirit lifter in shape of hats that can hold marks for achievements. Guiri, you’re on it, right?
Phoenix, old friend. You are asked to choose the best plonk there is, as we do not want bad stuff but still at a reasonable cost.
Together with Conrad you also choose the soothing music we will need from time to time in the speakers.
Venere and Ginger are hereby the spiritual leaders, Ginger as mistress and Venere as her apprentice. We expect you to come with useful hints from time to time, when we lack the right spirit.
Lagoona and Smokey - can you take care of the decoration of the bus? I have a feeling we need something colourful with a hidden message. Please?
We are as I count three pairs entering the bus. Make sure you have set up clear rules what is and what is not "ok", as we will be living tight for some time.
I have spoken to the Sheiks, to compensate for misleading tourist information in regards to some members here in CS, they will provide free fuel for three months, if we promise to carry a "love is all" sticker in the back of the bus in English, Hindi and Arabic.
I need a short break of breath here, soon back…